The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:09 pm

the playa bar camp will have a pole

If I danced on it I would make sure we went home with plenty of booze, because we sure wouldn’t have people around to drink it....

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:09 pm

I believe there is talk of having a stripper pole at the eplaya bar camp on the playa...........would you come by and give us a demonstration? you would probably be able to pay of the house in 10 years!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:11 pm

Zulegoona wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Zulegoona wrote: Cool! How long do you think you’ll be able to work as a dancer? have any ideas for after that?

i dOn'T kNoW hOw mUcH LoNgEr, mAyBe 3 oR 4 mOrE yEaRs wHeN i aM 30. mAyBe fInIsH mY mAsTeRs aT UnLv, wHo tHe fUcK kNoWs?
You seem like your in pretty good shape, and work at it so I’d think you might be able to dance into your mid 30s though who knows , it’s best to know when to give it up,...

Just thought in a profession with a limited span , hedging your bets with an investment in school or training of some kind that might be able to maintain your current income,... course I have no idea what the hell that would be,... or I’d be looking to get into something that paid.

i wOrK mY aSs oFf 4 nIgHts a wEeK, sEeMs LiKe i aM iN sHaPe? iT HeLpS tHaT sOmEoNe fUcKs mE SiLLy eVeRy wEeKeNd tOo.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:14 pm

Jewel*** wrote:I believe there is talk of having a stripper pole at the eplaya bar camp on the playa...........would you come by and give us a demonstration? you would probably be able to pay of the house in 10 years!

i OnLy dAnCe fOr fReE fOr oNe pErSoN, dOnAtIoNs aRe nOt cOmMeRcE oN tHe pLaYa, i WiLL aCcEpT jAcKsOns mOsT HuMbLy

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:16 pm

hello all... in trouble here on the homestead for multiple old styles.... divorce is pending and the soon-to-be-ex-wife is on the warpath.

so it goes in the midwest.

on my first rolling rock, and got one more in the frig.

i wish my life on no man.

where's the dancin' girls?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:17 pm

LoOk uP

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:20 pm

Hello All......

I see things are both good and bad for some.....

I'm just trying to heal.. It's going well... So, What the Fuck only 48 days till Playa time.......

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:22 pm

gOt tO gO, mY DeLiVeRy LaDy iS hErE wItH mY pOrK Lo mEiN eXtRa sPiCy, tHeN oFf fOr tHe 9 - 5 sHiFt

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:23 pm

Hang in there Joel this will all pass in time,

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:23 pm

I guess that means you're not Orthodox. Jaegermeister please Barkeep. I need one now.
Thanks

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:23 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:I believe there is talk of having a stripper pole at the eplaya bar camp on the playa...........would you come by and give us a demonstration? you would probably be able to pay of the house in 10 years!
i OnLy dAnCe fOr fReE fOr oNe pErSoN, dOnAtIoNs aRe nOt cOmMeRcE oN tHe pLaYa, i WiLL aCcEpT jAcKsOns mOsT HuMbLy

Joel, you'd best not look up..........can't afford the price tag.........

Don't worry about it uBer, wouldn't want you to work on your vacation. We'll just swing around the pole like a bunch of monkeys and have a grand ole time laughing at each other.

I'm sure Zule knows that you are in TREMENDOUS shape, and nothing more was meant by his comment. And yes, we are all aware how you are fucked silly every weekend. you always let us know, remember?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:26 pm

Howdy all!

Sorry to hear that JTO. Even an amicable seperation is tough. I am sure it is really bad when the ex goes ballistic.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:26 pm

Uber - you go girl! Most of us wish we could do what you do.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:27 pm

JTO - been there. Sorry you're there now. It does get better.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:30 pm

regarding the ballistics of the spouse... just respond as if a "dud" round went off. no response is best.... although that response really pisses her off. (not my intent) trnaquility is my intent, even induced by smot and drink.

time for another beer.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:32 pm

hi all

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:33 pm

What have we got to drink tonight? I fucked up badly on the cooking range tonight So I hung up my apron and went to get pizza.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:33 pm

The hardest part is the blow to the ego - and people you have been that close to know just where to poke you to get the best effect.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:36 pm

bye folks. I don't hang around much here these days, but I'm glad I stopped by tonight. Gotta get some spagetti. Peace

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:37 pm

my buttons have been pushed by the experts.
i am numb.
l like being numb, and hope to escape this haze with some artistic ability/production... and oh,jump back jesus... maintain some positive character traits along the way.
i believe i am up for the task, its just a bumpy road from here to there.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:38 pm

jto - Well if she was looking for a fight any response would be wrong, so I agree "dud" response is best. Still hurts though. I feel for you

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:40 pm

Mozy - What' up?

shoegirl · Post by **shoegirl** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:41 pm

The computer keeps logging me out. I guess that's a sign that it is time to sleep.
I'll leave some pineapple vodka on the bar for everyone.
G'night

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:47 pm

goodnight shoegirl..............

just spoke to my daughter who's in Wyoming.......her group went to Yellowstone today. Tomorrow she's off to Salt Lake City. I wish I had done that at 14!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:48 pm

hey gang what is happening with all the fun people here?

finished nailing up a couple more pieces of siding on the house. just about 5 more to go, peel the old ones off, new tarpaper, trim 2 to fit sides of doorway, nail em up and touch up paint...this weekend.

Must be time for something powerful to drink or inhale or whatever...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:50 pm

How is she travelling Jewel?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:54 pm

Edude there is some pinapple vodka on the bar, agift from shoegirl.

I mowed lawn today

Wish I could poison it so it wouldn't grow.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:54 pm

she flew from NYC to Denver and then is on a bus trip with 37 other 14 year olds........they'll fly to San Francisco from SLC travel to Lake tahoe, ventura beach, LA, San Diego, back to Utah to Bryce, then Grand Canyon, Scottsdale and then home.........4 weeks worth

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:57 pm

Jewel*** wrote:she flew from NYC to Denver and then is on a bus trip with 37 other 14 year olds........they'll fly to San Francisco from SLC travel to Lake tahoe, ventura beach, LA, San Diego, back to Utah to Bryce, then Grand Canyon, Scottsdale and then home.........4 weeks worth

Lucky girl to have such a good mom!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:59 pm

when I was in Junior high we had school sponsored summer trips that were really affordable, I went to the grand canyon/ four corners on one trip and Big bend / Carlsbad / the gulf on another , all in a 66 passenger school bus with the back seats taken out , but they were only two weeks long .......