The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:22 am

*looking nervously around her, fishy cat proofs her bowl with razor wire*

Finally, I feel safe enough to take a nap again!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:22 am

how about Lorgaz@@m

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:24 am

dude, it works for me...........(but is there an I told you so, somewhere in this for me?) In the end, it's all about me..

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:25 am

I've been finding it easier to type with the S (lorgasm). Sometimes I just gotta have a little Z in me once ina while.

Thanks for the Congrats Jewell.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:26 am

i hAvE a LarGe pItChEr oF oJ aNd a BoTtLe oF gReY gOoSe, i aLsO tHoUgHt oF a cOoL tHeMe cAmP.

sUrViVoR cAmP, wE pLaCe aLL tHe PeOpLe wHo cAn'T sTanD eAcH oThEr oN a pIeCe oF tHe pLaYa, rOpE iT oFf, bRiNg iN tHe tV cReWs, aNd SeTtLe tHe "wHo hAs tHe bIgGeR pEnIs" fIgHt, sInCe tHaT iS wHaT tHeSe "bOyS' sEeM tO nOt bE AbLe tO LeT gO. wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:28 am

Lorgasm wrote:. Sometimes I just gotta have a little Z in me once ina while.

.

yeah you know it.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:29 am

only 1 L please...........the astericks are optional though.

what now Lorgaszm? law school? business school? the school of burning man?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:31 am

i would have to say burningman first now. afterwords can seek

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:32 am

Law School is something I'm toying with. Of course, I do love the lessons learned at Burning Man.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:35 am

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i hAvE a LarGe pItChEr oF oJ aNd a BoTtLe oF gReY gOoSe, i aLsO tHoUgHt oF a cOoL tHeMe cAmP.

sUrViVoR cAmP, wE pLaCe aLL tHe PeOpLe wHo cAn'T sTanD eAcH oThEr oN a pIeCe oF tHe pLaYa, rOpE iT oFf, bRiNg iN tHe tV cReWs, aNd SeTtLe tHe "wHo hAs tHe bIgGeR pEnIs" fIgHt, sInCe tHaT iS wHaT tHeSe "bOyS' sEeM tO nOt bE AbLe tO LeT gO. wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?

We each have the penis god gave us and there's nothing we can do about that. Now, a camp to settle who is the biggest prick, that could be interesting, many contenders, decisions, decisions, decisions . . .

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:35 am

toyed with law school many moons ago myself..........i like the lessons of bm better too

Hello uBeR.....i'll have a drink and YES! that idea is funny as hell

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:37 am

i cAn jUsT sEe bAdGeR aNd kInEtIk hAvInG tO bE iN tHe sAmE cAmP, cAn yOu sAy aLLiAnCe?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:59 am

That's why we installed the Sumo ring out back, next to the stacks of dogfood.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:00 pm

Oh! the Ironing!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:08 pm

uBeR, are there ground rules? Viagra? Penis Rings?... or is it just free-for-all?

dj big E · Post by **dj big E** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:09 pm

comes in for a shot of patron and a pbr leaves a shot and a pbr see you all soon.E

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:11 pm

Hey ya'll Just got a phone call from ROCKDAD!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:13 pm

He cut out after a few, but wanted to say hi to everyone! His voice was soooo raspy, poor guy! He said he had a really close call day before yest. sounded pretty scary!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:13 pm

LeT tHeM eItHeR fIgHt iT oUt oR uSe pArLiAmEnTaRy pRoCeDuReS oR rULeS oF oRdEr. mY sUnScReEn aPpLiCaTiOn mAn iS LaUgHiNg sO hArD rIgHt nOw aNtIcIpAtInG tHe dRaMa

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:14 pm

A duel to the finnish!

OK gentlemen. No biting!

Stand back to back.
On the count of three Take 5 paces then turn around and whip out your penises.
Have at it!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:17 pm

well ya'll fast in drop the Rockdad message fast out, have shiz loads of work to do today!

Ciao..
And I see a weiner!!!!!! or two!!!!!!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:18 pm

Hi Pmo. Glad to hear RD is still ok.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:26 pm

Heya Pmo... Glad to hear Rock is doing OK.....that's some nasty ass fire...

Hey BoxB, how's the day? Sorry to hear about the (lack of) wheels....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:31 pm

just sounds like a cheesy plot for uber to get her jollies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:31 pm

Did he say what fire he's at?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:33 pm

I was under the impression he was fighting a fire in his own state.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:37 pm

Yeah, well, two nights ago we had at least 3 fires in CA. Yesterday there was a 4th I hadn't heard of before, but at least two of the three fires from the day before were at or near the containment stage.
2 will become one
someplace else

We closed I-580 for 4 hours on Wednesday.

Adn we could have another 3 months of this.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:42 pm

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:49 pm

I love that optimistic message in what would be depressing view for many.....

Verrry Niiiice, Fishy!

*Clink!*

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:50 pm

Disasters can have an upside too!

The Bar

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