The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:50 pm

these arnt official utilikilts mind you, these are from the demented mind of Myself and Mister Jelly fish! And they're so unique! but with lots of pizzazz!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:51 pm

ok I give up...hell nevada!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:52 pm

pinemom wrote:heeeeheheheee Expresso D!!!!!
Mine have red velvet... hmmm out of better name for it (and cause I cant think what it was formaly called) Cock sheath! so its velevty soft that touchs the tenderlion!

that will turn a kilt into a tent!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:53 pm

Not in Nevada. The hottest, driest, lowest point in the Western Hemi.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:54 pm

HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA
well, hmm, guess they will have to put stones in there purse to keep the tent at half mast!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:54 pm

DEATH VALLEY!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:55 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:55 pm

Woah!! Those sound like some kind of special kilt.

OK, one more drink and them I'm out for the night. Cool breezes are headed my way if I'm lucky.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:56 pm

weeeeeeeeeeeeee... what did I win MONTE???

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:58 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:01 pm

....i know iknow it took me to long to answer!

hey sput! whats up?
passes ice cold PBR down the bar in a slight right curve right into sputs warm hand!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:02 pm

The kilts are VERY SPECIAL...they do tricks!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:07 pm

All by themselves, or do they get some inside help?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:09 pm

you'll see! Ive been sworn to apoklitika silence!
hey I just read on tribe...
sat arrival ticket in had thing Sput!!!I posted a reply ...can you read it please before you sign off and let me know what ya think?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:09 pm

Self-helping mechanized kilts. Hmmmm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:10 pm

yes they are going to make porta potty trips a BREEZE!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:12 pm

I'll check it out with the org Pmom.

Thanks for the beer, and now I'm off.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:13 pm

G'nite sput...and thank you for checking into that

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:36 pm

helooooooooo
anyone in here or am I drinkin alone at the bar?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:51 pm

Helllooooooo.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:52 pm

You definitely caught my interest with that red velvet cock sock. Is it big enough?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:53 pm

Hey duck. Who's cookin in your sig line?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:53 pm

Hi PM you still here?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:54 pm

I'm roasting my sister. She's a big turkey.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:57 pm

DD Your sister sounds like a real tasty dish, she seeing anyone

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:01 pm

Is she "self basting"?

Beer up! PBR? or Buttwasser? I mean budweiser

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:03 pm

I suppose if Bud is wiser I’ll have one of those myself

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:03 pm

BigCock wrote:You definitely caught my interest with that red velvet cock sock. Is it big enough?

I bet PMOM can put one in a cargo parachute.....Shade tent for the hole camp...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:04 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I suppose if Bud is wiser I’ll have one of those myself

Enuff of those and u can turn into a smart-ass like me

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:06 pm

Oh my. You know there's a special place in my heart for turkey. Please give her my warmest regards.

Low end umericun lager doesn't sound too tastey at the moment. But I'd love a glass of port and a Djarum if there's any about.