The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm

BigCock wrote:A little twist before I go ....

Box, got a light?

Sure BC

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:55 am

*runs in, grabs first available bottle, takes long swig to temporarily keep growing excitement in check. runs out*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:03 am

...man...why ist it everyone lights up as soon as I go to bed!
G'morn everybody!

Sets out tray of pastries, orange juice, champagne and grangmarnier injected strawberries! Lookie rubbermaid champagne flutes!
Reaches over and turns on EXpresso machine...get it cooking!
Tosses a couple lemon twists on tray........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:27 am

ok Expresso D its ready...if you dont stop by am I allowed to touch your fabulous machine???

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:41 am

pinemom wrote:ok Expresso D its ready...if you dont stop by am I allowed to touch your fabulous machine???

After proper training, you might get to handle my machine. Be careful things can get out of hand in a hurry! Actually it's a lot more fun with help.......

Hot tasty steaming Espresso with lots of crema coming up!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:43 am

oh goody need expresso to counter the champagne !

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:49 am

i need a colllllld drink. it's hot and i'm weeding. why? because it's too early to take a nap.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:49 am

sniff sniff sniff sniff
what is that fabulous aroma, could it be?
yes it is. sling me a couple of shots this way

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:51 am

hello Jewel and Zoom!
just trying to wake up ...my home is out of coffee...and I have to go to work to pick up coffee beans I ordered...hard time waking up slept like princess, even though it was 90 all night!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:54 am

no airconditioning pinemom?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:59 am

try not to run it...dont want huge power bill right as Im preparing to leave!
Spend time outside in more heat but with the Myster system its better and fresh air not canned up heat of house!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:06 am

OUT OF COFFEE??? that's a major "OH FUCK" headache

Hi J* you been hanging out in the bushes again??

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:07 am

if it works for you it works for me.......

shit, gotta get back outside but now i'm procrastinating...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:09 am

yup. I gotta go to work...SO I CAN CAFFINATE myself!
see ya'll laterrrrrrr

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:32 am

Jewel*** wrote:if it works for you it works for me.......

shit, gotta get back outside but now i'm procrastinating...

don't hurt your back pulling too many weeds or bushwhacking

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:40 am

he he he he
he said bushwacking

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:06 am

Jewel*** wrote:could you throw some extra costumes hot & cold into your bag for me edude? I think you have way cooler clothes than me. I'm just your typical new england, preppy, straight laced girl who has nothing more than izod shirts and khakis.

Remember, i'm bringing an extensive (why can't I do things by halves?) collection of thrift store items. Plus embellishments and thread. We'll get you drunk and send pics home to mom for black mail purposes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:09 am

Box Burner wrote:70 lbs of canvas, 12 poles and 100 miles of guy line. :D :D

Hey I went to school with Guy Line. And my mother's family supplied the 12 Poles--often all brothers and sisters (catholic).

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:30 am

OK, OK Fishy, I will cease obesessing about my attire........starting now. I bring what I bring and i'm cool with that! Period. Thank you. Period.

There are so many weeds I can't even begin, but it's kind of a non-manicured area so I don't have to get them all. What really bothers me the most is dead wood. So, I enter the bushes and start cutting. I'm not worried about my back either, it's the dreaded poison ivy. Can't do that again.........

I've got an appointment in the gym in 30 minutes, so I'm off.........see ya later.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:42 am

pinemom wrote:heeeeheheheee Expresso D!!!!!
Mine have red velvet... hmmm out of better name for it (and cause I cant think what it was formaly called) Cock sheath! so its velevty soft that touchs the tenderlion!

Cod Piece? Penis Gourd? Penis Sheath (believed by some to be the first clothing?)

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:37 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
pinemom wrote:heeeeheheheee Expresso D!!!!!
Mine have red velvet... hmmm out of better name for it (and cause I cant think what it was formaly called) Cock sheath! so its velevty soft that touchs the tenderlion!
Cod Piece? Penis Gourd? Penis Sheath (believed by some to be the first clothing?)

i thought it was a fig leaf

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:06 am

No, I'm talking anthropology, not myth.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:10 pm

Jewel*** wrote: What really bothers me the most is dead wood. So, I enter the bushes and start cutting.

Dead wood, thats a real bummer

If its exposed to light it may come to life and grow

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:13 pm

I knew there would be a comment about the "dead wood" and I knew it was gonna come from YOU!

How's it going edude? Got my ass kicked in the gym today. I smell really bad.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:17 pm

we have some really cool drift wood here on the beach. i gues you could say it is dead wood too.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:34 pm

you should collect it and make some cool art out of it.

got go pickup me child at camp. then off to sweat a little at the beach.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:36 pm

hello all...here on my mid day break from work...starving...brb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:39 pm

Does your beach ever get you those cool japanese glass fishnet float?

Or is that tech so long ago as to be stone arrowheads?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:04 pm

Zoom wrote:we have some really cool drift wood here on the beach. i gues you could say it is dead wood too.

but it is wet wood

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:05 pm

Jewel*** wrote:you should collect it and make some cool art out of it.

got go pickup me child at camp. then off to sweat a little at the beach.

At beach Sunday, sweat some and got a red butt