The Bar

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:19 pm

Sadly, most fishermen don't use the glass ones anymore. I don't think they're manufactured now either, the floats, not the fishermen.

I have a few cool ones I inheireted, 50s ~ 60s vintage.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:01 pm

They used to have cork ones too.

I'm sure that a) it's all ugly plastic
and
b) it's not small fishermen anyway.

(poof!)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:20 pm

hellooooo the bar.... anyone around around?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:29 pm

Hellooooooow BB...

There be people here. A couple, anyway.

May I get you a drink? Lessee if I still have the magical golden key to unlock the back bar...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:32 pm

Halloooo magical golden key. I'll take something large and interesting please. How ya been Sue?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:36 pm

Howdy BBsue I'd love a Mojito...kind of got a thing for those right now!
hi Ya'll

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:38 pm

Thank YOU, BC!!! >Smooch<

Here... let me work on those pin feathers... >giggles<

Been well, thanks. Getting wound up for the fun in... 5.5 weeks!!!

And you?? Hope nothing's been ruffling your feathers!!!

Lessee.... any... Makers. maybe?? Shall I load up the Golden Hookah?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:41 pm

hukka will work just fine!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:44 pm

hoookkkkkkaaaaaaaah. Bin, leave the office immediately!! Later, friends.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:45 pm

ciao BIN!
hooka sorry cant play with it if ya cant spell it!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:51 pm

(Sorry - dropped the post, trying again!!)

>Grabbing the private reserve "151" shisha and snapping her fingers, the bowl of the Golden Hookah loads itself and starts smoldering happily away...<

Here's this... and this...

>Cutting a lime from the tree of all citrus, and the Cuban Bacardi Light Anejo, whips up a Mojito, complete with a Fnky Umbrella Moop Device>

And one of those!

Hi Bin!!! >Smooch<

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:53 pm

woo hoo...multi skills! Love it!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:59 pm

Wow, would you look at her go! Seems like the magic is in the touch, not the golden key.

Things are relatively ok here on the farm. We were pregnant again, but the heart stopped, so we're moving on after a procedure done today. I couldn't help thinking there are idiots with the nerve to say - to scream - that we did the wrong thing.

hits hookah

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:00 pm

Eeeeee-z!

Actually HAD a "tree of all citrus" - I *think* it started out as an orange, but had about 6 other trees grafted to it - the thing was prolly 30 years old wen we lived there. Also had a "7-up" tree in the front yard- Limes and meyers lemons. Yummy stuff!!

Speaking of yummy...

>Pours hersef 3 1/2 fingers of Makers, neat, of course, and takes a couple hits of the Golden Hookah...<

If I could ever get the grafting thing down without killing the damn thing, I'd try to build one up myself!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:03 pm

BigCock wrote:Wow, would you look at her go! Seems like the magic is in the touch, not the golden key.

Things are relatively ok here on the farm. We were pregnant again, but the heart stopped, so we're moving on after a procedure done today. I couldn't help thinking there are idiots with the nerve to say - to scream - that we did the wrong thing.

hits hookah

Awww... sweetie... I'm so sorry. >>huge bb-style hugs - you know the ones! <giggles> <<

Can I get you a bevvy?? Feels SOOOOO good to be home again!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:04 pm

That would be handy...Im still trying to figure out how thier making GRAPPLES grape and apple...seems like those would be 2 non grafting plants?

But after seeing a Labrador/dachsund...Ill believe anything!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:04 pm

Howdy All

It is very busy here. We had 4 new accounts come online and now it is mostly back to back calls.

BBsue. Something with the 151 in it please.

Thanks

((smooches))

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:06 pm

I always like those volcano drinks, but when the waiter sets it down I put my hand over the 151 in the middle...saying waste not want not...they get a good chuckle as I spoon it into the drink and start chuggin'!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:07 pm

BigCock wrote:Wow, would you look at her go! Seems like the magic is in the touch, not the golden key.

Things are relatively ok here on the farm. We were pregnant again, but the heart stopped, so we're moving on after a procedure done today. I couldn't help thinking there are idiots with the nerve to say - to scream - that we did the wrong thing.

hits hookah

Yeah and how the hell do they know??? Sorry BC.

(( big Hug))

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:10 pm

Box Burner wrote:

Howdy All

It is very busy here. We had 4 new accounts come online and now it is mostly back to back calls.

BBsue. Something with the 151 in it please.

Thanks

((smooches))

Lessee... How about a 151 Mojo, as I already have the lime cut!

>glug glug squeeze squeeze shake shake<

Here ya go, a double. Don't get it near the Hookah , it might go up! >grins<

We also had a multi-graft apple, tho it was pretty worn out by the time we bought the house... my ex- finally cut it down last year. Grapples?? That's pne that'll climb up on ya!! >gigggles<

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:10 pm

BigCock wrote:Things are relatively ok here on the farm. We were pregnant again, but the heart stopped, so we're moving on after a procedure done today. I couldn't help thinking there are idiots with the nerve to say - to scream - that we did the wrong thing.

Aint it amazing how well other people believe they can run your life...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:11 pm

alrighty gang ....work part duex!
See ya all laters.....smooch & Hugs

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:11 pm

Thanks BB. 151 sounds good to me too. Isn't that the key to a Flaming Mo? Let me check my handy rolodex ...... yes, here we are:

Flaming Mo recipe

3/4 oz Stoli® Persik vodka
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 tsp 151 proof rum
8 oz pineapple juice

Pour Stoli peach vodka and Malibu rum into a shot glass. Top with enough 151 proof rum to be able to burn. Fill a pint glass with pineapple juice (right up to the level of the shot glass). Ignite the Stoli peach vodka/Malibu/151 mixture and allow to burn for a while. Pick up the burning shot glass, drop it into the pint glass and slam it.

Note that the fire is extinguished before the slam.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:11 pm

See ya Piney!! >smooch<

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Aint it amazing how well other people believe they can run your life...

Some of the same people still believe they voted for the right presidential candidate. It's enough to drive sane people into the desert.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:16 pm

BigCock wrote:Thanks BB. 151 sounds good to me too. Isn't that the key to a Flaming Mo?

Where's the Krusty Brand Cough Syrup?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:20 pm

BigCock wrote: Some of the same people still believe they voted for the right presidential candidate. It's enough to drive sane people into the desert.

Makes me want to add a few fingers to my Makers!! AND float some 151 for effect!!!

Hi FISHIE !!!!!!!!! What can I get ya?

Oops... Sorry BC, forgot to put out the Flaming Mo... Sorry!!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:26 pm

Anybody else smell something burning? Ew. Smells like ..... like ..... chicken. Yes, it smells like burnt chicken.

Wait a minute. I'm a chicken.

AAAAAAAAH! FIRE!!

runs around looking for water, finds only booze and crappy beer

I'd rather burn that get basted with bad beer.

AAAAAAAAH! HELP!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:30 pm

BigCock wrote: I'd rather burn that get basted with bad beer.

Sounds like a new BM Creed. Better patent it while you can.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:39 pm

I believe the appropriate intellectual property would be a copyright. Per your recommendation, for which I will remain forever indebted my beloved aquarian friend, I will seek legal council and initiate an application. In the meantime,

AAAAAAAAH! Shit shit shit!! PUT ME OUT!!