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Post by LeChatNoir » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:41 pm

(runs under the door in a stream of black melted ooze and puddes up at the base of the bar)

It’s rough outside…

Any cold beer around? Could you pour one on me and one on the big hot cock that's running around in circles
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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:46 pm

quick guys, pull out the fire hozes, BC is flaming put him out
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:49 pm

Here goes nothing
*fishy shrugs, climbs out of her bowl and throws the contents on BC. The little castle narrowly misses his comb.*
Whoops, sorry about that.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:51 pm

BC oh shit not again....




Sue...you are so sexy as always **Smooch**


Party at my house Saturday let me know if any one wants to come.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:51 pm

DOH!!!

Gotta run again… getting ready for pre-burn-burn is almost as much work as the big one…

Be back later.
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Post by BigCock » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:58 pm

qwwisshhhhh Ahhhh! Oh thank you Fishy. mwah!

Howdy Chat! I guess now I'm LeCoqNoir. Just seeing you makes me think of ... music


Wait a sec. Don't you NEED that water Fishy?!?

starts running in circles again

HELP HELP!! WATER FOR FISHY!!

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Post by Box Burner » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:58 pm

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Wow... I turn my back for one minute and look what happens. :D
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ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:04 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:DOH!!!

Gotta run again… getting ready for pre-burn-burn is almost as much work as the big one…

Be back later.
Hey Mozy! Good to see ya!! >Smooch!!< Was that the Cat I just saw?? Wow!

I gotta quit forgetting to put out those flaming drinks! Sorry 'bout that, BC...
:cry:

Someone refill Fishie's bowl before she looks like a fish outta water... Here's your castle back. >Grabs a fire hose, hands it to BC<

>takes another couple puffs off the Golden Hookah , passes the mouthpiece to Mozy<

Here ya go - flavored with 151 and port wine...

Hmmm... lessee. I got a couple Down Pillows and a tube of Goop. Someone wanna give me a hand restoring BC? >giggles<

Been looking at Flying lessons... am I crazy or what?? Just found out one of my guys is a pilot - the things you find out, huh??

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Post by BigCock » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:11 pm

smears Goop on ass

Hey, that feels kind of nice.

I think Mozy may need the fire hose next, hot as it's been.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:13 pm

Awwwww.... He's ALWAYS hot... >giggles<

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:17 pm

BBS! BC! BB! LCN!

How are you guys tonight?

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:20 pm

huh? oh sorry was just loking at my beach cruzerrrrrs.

Hi sue

<mozy hits the Golden Hookah >

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:20 pm

sputnik wrote:BBS! BC! BB! LCN!

How are you guys tonight?
SPUTNIK!!!! >*big* smooch< How you been? It's kinda like old times around here!!

How about a small one?


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And have you tried the Golden Hookah yet?? the liquid keeps changing... looks like it's now... E&J Brandy?? Innnnn...teresting!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:24 pm

Mozy cuts a hole in the pillow then starts hitting BC with the pillow to replace his feathers. Hold still BC or they wont look right.

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Post by *Cin* » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:24 pm

Good evening to all!
:shock: This place sure is a sorry sight...we have a fish flopping around in one corner and a half char'd bird in the other...

But I had to come on in anyway and join you all for a drink. :-)

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Post by BigCock » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:24 pm

Just keep the 151 out of that baby. We don't want any more emergencies.

Howdy do Sput.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:26 pm

hi Cin

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:26 pm

I'll take a pull on that BBS.

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:28 pm

Mozy! Cin!

Goddam this place is packed tonight. What gives?

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Post by *Cin* » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:30 pm

sputnik wrote:Mozy! Cin!

Goddam this place is packed tonight. What gives?
I dunno...I thought I smelled bbq...

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:31 pm

hey sput i



It's 109 out the back door of my studio right now I think I need to get in the pool before I burst into flames.... shit it's 95 inside the studio.... but it feels gooood.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:32 pm

Hey, someone grab some more pillows... BC's tush is kinda... um... bare! >giggles<

And here...

>Grabs bar fountain spritzer head, proceeds to fill Fishie's bowl...<

There ya go, hon. You look a little parched. Hmmm... that's funny looking water...

>Looks at the spritzer, notices the button is marked "Dom Perignon 1948"...<

Oopsie! >grins<

HEY!! Get that bottle of Everclear away from that
Hookah !!!!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:33 pm

bbq... shhh BC might hear you..

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:35 pm

BBQ could be it Cin

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:40 pm

sputnik wrote:BBQ could be it Cin
It was BC BBQ for a while. Figure it must be coming close to the 1-month pre-heat warm up...

>Passes the Hookah moutpiece to Sputnik, along with a rather large shot of Patron...<

I'm gonna have to jet for a while - should do *some* work today, ya know!!

Hugz 2 all..
bb

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:45 pm

why can't i post? Oh sure now it works

seya Sue

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Post by *Cin* » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:47 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:why can't i post?
It does seem a bit fussy right now...maybe there are too many people in the Bar. Or it could be that we nearly burnt the place down...

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:52 pm

What's going on?..... Pillow fight..?

*sniffs air*.... BBQ?


Put's a keen eye on the Patron....mmmm she looks like she's waitin for a taste...

Full house tonight.... Heya All!
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Post by *Cin* » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:54 pm

Hi TITWI!

Bye Sue..don't work too hard.

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Post by BigCock » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:04 pm

Hello there Tiz! Pass that cactus juice over after you take a hit.

*Cin* no worries. This bar is BIG. Like me!

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