"The Bar" Playa Structure Building Discussion

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:20 pm

http://stakepuller.com/video.asp

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:35 am

You might want to go to the back room and add your thoughts about accepting further members and dues.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:11 am

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:36 am

Down periscope. Prepare to surface!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:33 am

we dooo meet in so many places dont we?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:52 am

Head's in the clouds. Something about Bar Structure?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:42 am

For no other reason than to bury a spam thread.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:44 pm

Fun story DDuck...

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:31 am

Sounds like stopping at a Bar camp is not sucha bad idea!! I may just have to stop by here... Sinners beware....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:38 am

hahha...go to the Bar Tina!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:44 am

Fun Drinks with Fun People how can I say no!!!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:10 pm

Never say no!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:21 pm

We, your neighbors at Kamp Apokiliptika encourage you to embrace our cold war nostalgia theme with long, long lines at your bar. When it's finally somebody's turn to be served, just give them an oven mitt.

Long Live Kernul Killbuck!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:07 am

But I like your oven mitt the bestest Mister Jellyfish! It was exactly what i needed last night! thanks for quinching my thirst!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:52 am

Dear Mister Jellyfish we are very honored that you have graced us with your wisdom and insight you are most right in your assessment of the special East Bloc style service we are carefully planning for Eplaya Bar Camp.
We have been training hard and going so far as to enroll a few of our servers that were formally employed as Wal-Mart greeters to DMV School.

The measures we will employ to insure consistent lack of service will also include simply shutting down when we darn well feel like it hopefully when the line of thirsty ready to drop customers is extended thru to your camp at which time feel free to make much amusement(schadenfreude) as you quickly shut off your bar too!

At other times we had much hope that someone special from your kamp such as BoxaRoxa would entertain our guests with a turn on the stripper/dance pole au (un)natural that should really hold them mesmerized while we make another customer go get us ice first....

Also for that Stalag/Gulag touch we are requiring all guest’s to abide by a bring your own tin cup policy which reduces MOOP and has the added benefit of reducing service greatly to the unequipped former guest now victim which really is a Burning Man tradition that we seek to uphold.

Also the standard East Bloc grafting system will be adapted to the Black Rock City environment replacing most cash transactions(bribes) with the gifting of neat swag, goodies, food, blow jobs, booze, ice etc which will entitle the gifter preferred service at the judgment and mercy of the gifted bartender of course this is very similar to the system used in Mexico currently.

In a related note ePlaya Bar Bucks can also be received for all of the above so earn em lick your lips and then smile knowing a job well done is reward enough.

And of course any member of Kamp Apokiliptika will receive the preferred Kamp treatment which allows automatic unfair cuts to the front of the bar which should increase the likelihood of actually getting a drink in an undefined reasonable time frame...Maybe

Cowboy hats will automatically get the bearer very special treatment.

Specific Safety hazard:
The ePlaya security/safety/fire force of six halfwits known together as the three stooges has the training to detect the smell of rotten Herring, and at times that are deemed necessary will require the bartenders to wear the proper PPE (Nomex oven mitt) for coming in contact while serving such hazardous but very welcome guest's from far away cold Wastelandville who may enter the bar without previously warning others of their affliction.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:15 pm

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:17 pm

Hey Rockdad,

Gettin Antsy. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Good thoughts,
Lorgasm

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:23 pm

Hi beautiful Florida person!... Me too I have too much time and not enough....I think right now I better go out and fiqure a out few things for the desert gear see ya on the Playa!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:48 am

Rockdad wrote: Cowboy hats will automatically get the bearer very special treatment.

Even truer of aqua irridescent cowboy hats.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:22 am

I'm wearin my pink flashy cowboy hat right now!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:05 am

shitttt, wheres my cowgirl hat????
:::shuffle round::: Oh here it is, now naked with cowgirl hat on!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:06 am

whoa!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 am

Backroom bump

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 am

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:09 am

That's fabulous RD!..... Very Cool!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:12 am

To much to do so I waste time with art...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:56 am

That's not "wasting time." It's using pressure to enhance creativity. Procrastination can be good for you if used correctly.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:09 pm

Everyone packing?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:10 pm

ITYM: Everyone panicking?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:28 pm

Got 3 bikes ready, My wife Cindy went through all the dress-up goodies and made a bag for the Boutique donation, Humm Maybe I'll drop it off at the Bar 1st a see if anybody needs anything.

"The Bar" Playa Structure Building Discussion

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