Things that sound dirty but aren't.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:17 am

Is this tight enough!

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:29 am

Crank that nut down hard!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:30 am

it's too hard

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:16 am

"I'm just waiting for the dough to rise"

Grandpa to Grandma while making bread

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:16 am

Baking bread

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:42 am

makin bacon

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:28 pm

Now just make a wish and blow.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:18 pm

Engineering Statics: the study of RIGID MEMBERS

(university course)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:03 pm

Heard on a radio commercial:

"All of my friends were getting pregnant on the first try. That's when I went to Pacific Fertility Clinic. I found a doctor there who knew just what I needed!"

countb1ah · Post by **countb1ah** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:16 pm

Lube the ball joint, and the ever popular Blue Ball, PA...

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:20 pm

Our weather report today:

"huge, huge high, hot and bone dry"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:25 pm

At least there wasn't

HEAT LIGHTNING

in the forecast too

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:51 am

The woifey had on an Iron Chef rerun last night, and they were using peas. As I sat at the computer, I heard "I can't believe I'm eating a pea popsicle!" and "I never thought a pea popsicle could taste so good!"

Not sure if they had pea soup, too.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:06 am

its sooo HOT

countb1ah · Post by **countb1ah** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:15 pm

Sissy Bar!!!

Also on that same episode of The Iron Chef, one of the judges said "It's wonderful how you incorporated all of the pea-ness taste in your courses..."

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:28 pm

Ha, that's right! Friggin' classic.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:45 pm

Falcon 1 Failure Traced to a Busted Nut

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:49 pm

oh damn!!! that's the best laugh i've had in days!!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:50 pm

What is so ironic in my particular case is that I have long used "busted nut" as the cause of trouble I have written up in various incident reports when the problem was operator error. In other words, it was the fault of the operator having been brought into the world.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:16 am

the funny guy wrote:like putting hot meat in the mouths of hungry burners..

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:08 am

"Hot Fudge Browmie Blast"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:01 am

tisha2 times twice wrote:
the funny guy wrote:like putting hot meat in the mouths of hungry burners..

that's Bad.. sounds like something at JiffyLube

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:58 am

Chocolate Thunder from Downunder

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:08 pm

There was a UK report about some MPs involved in a gay sex scandal. "Some of them held sensitive posts." I'll bet they were!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:06 am

Rockdad: Will my Umpa Lumpa fit in my kilt?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:22 pm

Is it in yet?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:25 pm

"I am SOFA KING, and this is my SOFA KING DOME"

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:56 pm

Petunia

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:21 pm

Butterfinger

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Butterfinger

are you quoting "Last Tango in Paris" again.........