Camp Herring

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:02 pm

Looks Nice...., Enjoy your Vacation EL!

We will have one waiting for you when you return......

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:43 am

OK THEN!!!!

Let's see.... we can flood your regular email address with messages while you are away!!!!! COOL! You'll have 56,000 messages!

Oh, and post all kinds of anoying things with your picture on it!!!!!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:12 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:39 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:37 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:49 pm

Wow!

No wonder people are not to get on ePlaya to post - 16,000 views for fishy Herring thread in one day alone! Must to be Kinky Fish Love...

I am not to think Bar thread can claim such successes! Will go in annals of history next to North Korea's...

Have an answer. Must be antiquated phone lines from frozen Norweigan Nudist Kamp - known for "flash" messages.

in termination,
bb

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:48 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Bla, bla, bla... 16,000 views for fishy Herring thread in one day alone! Bla, bla, bla....

Getting help to keep the numbers up...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:07 pm

^^^^ 666 ^^^^

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:07 pm

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:15 am

Fruit of doom!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:24 am

I fucking knew it!!! apples ARE bad for you

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:02 am

EspressoDude wrote:I fucking knew it!!! apples ARE bad for you

Yepp, an apple a day don't keep the doom away!!!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:55 am

Fire Wire wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:I fucking knew it!!! apples ARE bad for you
Yepp, an apple a day don't keep the doom away!!!!!!

LOL. Good one, Fire.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:09 pm

EL Wire wrote:I'm off on a 2 weeks vacation in this red cabin in Norway starting NOW.
No internet connection........ . . . . . . . .

Live is also on vacation. Got access to SLOOOOOOOW internet connection today.

Image from afternoon ApokLookout:

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:37 pm

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:58 pm

Here are two vacation pictures from yesterday.
I tried hard but no Apokiliptikans showed up as usual.
I got home from Trondheim today but I'm leaving for Germany early tomorrow morning.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:58 pm

EL Wire,

Surely you feel the pull of the Apokoliptika dark side. You know it is your destiny. Fish mongering will only get you so far in this crazy world ours.

Admit it. You want it. Stop denying it.

BTW, does that rental have the standard Herring 1.7 litre engine or the Apok 8.5 litre Hippie mower engine.

just curious.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:38 pm

APOKILIPTIGRAM - 20060725*183406 PLAYA DOOM STANDARD TIME (PDST)

WE SENSE HIS DOOM... ISO COULD SEE IT. HE SENSES IT TOO, AND IS WELL, WELL PREPARED - NOT ONLY HAS HE TWO, NOT JUST ONE, MITT. BUT... THEY MATCH.

ACCEPT, DEAR EL. KNOW DOOM, LET IT ENFOLD AND EMBRACE, FOR ONLY THEN SHALL YOU KNOW BLISS. WE ARE HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU IN FURTHERING YOU ALREADY SEALED FATE.

COMMUNICATIONS ENDS.

APOKILIPTIKA TELECOMMUNICATIONS AND INTERROGATION COMPANY - THE YELL SYSTEM.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:53 pm

But wait... just moments from now....
the saga of ElWire takes a sudden unexpected turn

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:59 pm

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:32 am

EL Wire gave me the mitts, so I could have a closer inspection of them at the Camp Herring Laboratory, while
he went to Germany. He said he was feeling a bit dizzy, and I didn't quite recognize his behaviour. Something
strange has happened to him after wearing those mitts.

EL Wire, those mitts are CURSED!!!!

EL Wire has gone completely mad after wearing those mitts, which he just had to buy when he saw them. EL
Wire is usually a cruiser when he drives his Mercedes. He has never had a speeding ticket in his whole life.
Then, after wearing those mitts he gets 8 speeding tickets in 15 hours!!! That's not like him at all! I remember
one time when he drove with me in my car; he got all pale and nearly fainted at 75 mph.

Looks like Kamp Apokiliptika has managed to mass produce cursed mitts in China to be sold worldwide by
IKEA. Scary… Very scary!! EL Wire's mitts have now been placed securely in a sealed container.

How long will the curse on EL Wire last? What will he do while he is in Germany?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:37 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:56 pm

Update from Apokiliptika Labs:

HypnoMitt now out of testing and prototypes fully functional.

Final assembly begins for three mystery mitts to be hidden throughout Black Rock City until launch engaged.

Transmission ends.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:21 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Ah... revenge is Black Pudding!

The complete story...
Another herring to the rescue!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:09 pm

Barb Wire wrote:
Kernul Killbuck wrote:Ah... revenge is Black Pudding!
The complete story...

Aaaah, brilliant Barb!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:24 pm

Item 1. As is well known, I do not drop pistols. May want to confirm with outside source. May also to confirm accuracy at same time. >heh heh heh<

Item 1(a). If fish is already shot, hiding behind shield will not to help. Especially if using scale piercing rounds. Is more like burial shroud. Fitting.

Item 2. Black Pudding is good. Tasty and nutritious for Apokiliptikans. Like Fish Emulsion is to be for Roses. Good analogy.

Item 3. Did time trial to see how long took to click 10K times yesterday, and inflated ours to see if you would swallow obvious bait (to 160K appx. hits). You did. Perhaps you could bypass Bar thread by end of weekend? How about really to look silly and set a 10 million hit mark?

Item 3(a). In re Item 3, should apologize for making Herringite forces blow excessive time on futility yesterday and to look silly, but is too funny. Plus, we did not to hold your hand. You did this on your own. So no apology.

Item 3(b). Also in re Item 3, have decided, while Herring Camp decides to inflate view numbers artifically by time consuming process, we shall spend our time and efforts to developing new, scarier methods of Herring Annihilation.

Thank you for swalowing hook.

In Digestion,
bb

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:10 pm

we shall spend our time and efforts to developing new, scarier methods of Herring Annihilation.

Thank you for swalowing hook.

In Digestion,
bb

Indeed.. And to hint at the point, stay tuned (soon) for a continuation of the story.... for often it's what is happening outside the margins that makes the biggest.... ah, impact.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:44 pm

Vis....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:45 pm

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:06 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Bla, bla, bla...
Thank you for swalowing hook.
In Digestion,
bb

Well, Double B... We can get the numbers sky high if we want, and we don't spend time doing this. Using the Herring Time Travel Technology, we just set it to repeat the last mouse-click several times. No sweat at all.

The story where you are trying to shoot a herring will be continued...