Fuck!

[the fire elf]

fucking maharishis (and boy, do they fuck!) once taught me how to dissolve stress from the nervous system using transcendental techniques

[AntiM]

I'm so fucking happy for you. Really.

[geekster]

othertimes they're fucking laughing while sending lighting bolts your way.

That's karma for you!

FUCK!!!

[Kinetic IV]

I shouldn't be fucking complaining...I get the keys to my new place (at least it's new to me) on Sunday. I ran the fucking financial gauntlet and signed more fucking paperwork than I've seen in years. But it's going to be worth it.

If I do have one complaint it's that I'll be moving with the temps projected to be above 100 degrees and a fucking superhot heat index by the weekend hitting 115. It could be the opposite, snowing like mad one day and -20 the next like my last move was.

[cowboyangel]

Geeky, try "the Big Wedding" for 'real' reporting

oh, ya and "fuck!"

[can't sit still]

Zoom, OOOOPS, wrong page

[Davoid]

Fuck, what a day- it's so fuckin' hot that I drive to work in flip flops, and forget my fuckin' work shoes! Just bought a new pair two weeks ago, and I had to find a store, pray they were open at 10 AM, drop extra $ (on socks too!), and end up late as a result. The corporate "suite" that I was working in was just an unventilated tent. The fuckin' bartender had to leave early from faintness, the rest of us were drenched in sweat while wearing our black 'n' whites, and I have to go the fuck back tomorrow! Fuckin' 75-90 minute commute each way, to boot. Fuck.

Later, at the grocery store, my fucking card gets denied. I think it's more fucking embarassing when you know you have plenty of cash in there, and the guy's looking at you like "Uh-huh. Sure." WTF? First I thought it was some bank bullshit, too much spending recently, or worse, ID theft and an emptied account, but no, after calling the bank they tell me it's some legal shit. My fucking headache, building all day, becomes pounding.

My one remaining credit debt, the last one I'm trying to pay through a negotiated settlement company, is playing hardball and put a fucking lien on my shit!! After finally having enough cash to chip away at this shit, it's too little too late for these souless, soylent green-making fucks. Not to mention that the settlement company didn't warn me for shit. Now I have to run to the fucking bank before work tomorrow to find out what the fuck I can do, and if the mutual account with my wife (not to mention her pristine credit) is affected, too. FUCK!!!

It's not like I have a fuckload of expenses coming up for the burn or anything!!!

FUCK!!!

What a way to spend my fucking birthday.

Okay, at least I'm not in a war zone...goddamn fucking wars.

[Das Bus]

Well Happy Fucking Birthday Davoid! Hope to see you at the M&G. You've been gone too long!

[Das Bus]

FUCK! WTF is wrong with women???
Why does a friendship end because my "best" friend continues to date the guy that molested her daughter - I disapprove - and I lose a friend? WTF? Am I wrong for thinking this is SICK??? No, don't bother to answer, 'cause there ain't no way in hell that ANYONE could convince me this is right.

Must not have been that good of friend.

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck!

[EvilDustBooger]

Never take any fucking thing for granted.
Question fucking everything and everybody.
Nail every fucking thing down or it will evaporate or disappear.
And most of fucking all, fucking question fucking Authority because fucking twits rule. And FUCK `em if they don`t like it.

FUCK.

...is it fucking friday yet?

[theCryptofishist]

Later, at the grocery store, my f*cking card gets denied. I think it's more fucking embarassing when you know you have plenty of cash in there, and the guy's looking at you like "Uh-huh. Sure." WTF? First I thought it was some bank bullsh*t, too much spending recently, or worse, ID theft and an emptied account, but no, after calling the bank they tell me it's some legal sh*t. My fucking headache, building all day, becomes pounding.

Tell me about it--twice this year the bank hasn't accepted checks for deposit--and they didn't call me either time. Washington Mutual make look all f*cking friendly on their commercials, but their cuss-to-mer service is for sh*t.

[theCryptofishist]

Why does a friendship end because my "best" friend continues to date the guy that molested her daughter - I disapprove - and I lose a friend? WTF? Am I wrong for thinking this is SICK???

You're right. YOu lost the friendship because she's so f*cking far into denial that she cannot have you around you're so right.

If you're a good friend and you're dumb f*cking lucky you'll walk away now without causing any more damage and make a point of being there when the f*cking thing implodes. It almost certainly will.

Note, walking that line is f*cking sainthood, what we all want from our friendships but so beyond the reach of many of us to do when called upon.

[Isotopia]

'cause there ain't no way in hell that ANYONE could convince me this is right.

Uh, well I don't think any convincing is necessary. What you describe is wrong. Wrong morally, wrong mentally.

[Kinetic IV]

I wish that California would keep the fucking heat out there, instead it looks like Round 2 for the Midwest is on it's way.

Those COLD Ozarks trout streams are becoming more inviting by the day.

[mojo]

No K, it's YOUR heat, you can have it back now.

[AntiM]

Quit throwing the fucking heat back and forth, now Utah is too fucking hot.

(and I'm still fucking pissed about my MIA ticket)

oh, and fuck.

[Kinetic IV]

No K, it's YOUR heat, you can have it back now.

In the spirit of community the Midwest likes to share! A little heat is good for you. It makes you sweat, cleans out your pores...and you don't have to spend money on a sauna to get the effects!

These days we have the luxury of A/C...I remember riding out hot summers without ANY fucking A/C what so ever. And to be honest I kinda miss those days. It got people outside on their porches and talking, making homemade icecream and enjoying watermelons and cantalope that were sitting in icewater for a few hours. Bring on the heat!

[Lorgasm]

All these fucking distractions. That's right kiddies...Fucking DISTRACTIONS! We've hit them all and got through them all...TOGETHER!! Within weeks, we are all going to be together and we are going to be fucking laughing about it. Laughing I say! So, go make yourself a stiff one. Remember no matter what, we are here for you. We feel your pain. Zoom, its a fucking job. YOu're the best and don't let those commy bastards manipulate you. Your vacation is just another one of their distractions. They too will get fucking over it. Relax. Focus. Breathe. XOXOXOX

Peace, Playa Dreams, and Much Abundance to all!!!! See you fucking soon I hope. Fear not!!!
Love, Lorgasm

[EspressoDude]

All these fucking distractions. That's right kiddies...Fucking DISTRACTIONS! So, go make yourself a stiff one.

get fucking. relax. Focus. Breathe. XOXOXOX

Peace, Playa Dreams, and Much Abundance to all!!!! See you fucking soon I hope. Fear not!!!
Love, Lorgasm

[Bin Noddin]

All right, I'm stiff, now what?

(fuck)

[ibdave]

Fucking 4 1/2 year old A/C has melted one of the 50 amp fuse's... Now I can't get anyone out till the next fucking day.. Really lucky to get that with the heat wave House is 88,, the outside air is 106, the pool is 86... Now how can I use the laptop while in the pool.. hummm FUCK Fuck this makes me sound like a FUCKING PUSSY... It's the rest of the family thats PUSSIES...

[helitack]

88, now that is fucking funny.

[EspressoDude]

Fucking 4 1/2 year old A/C has melted one of the 50 amp fuse's... Now I can't get anyone out till the next fucking day.. Really lucky to get that with the heat wave House is 88,, the outside air is 106, the pool is 86... Now how can I use the laptop while in the pool.. hummm FUCK Fuck this makes me sound like a FUCKING PUSSY... It's the rest of the family thats PUSSIES...

Take them swimmin in the river!!

[AntiM]

The he'd have fucking wet pussies.

[nogganoodle]

Why won't (some) men admit they are fucking wrong.

Or ever fucking say they are sorry.

Fuckers

[EspressoDude]

The he'd have fucking wet pussies.

those are the best (for fucking)

[Lorgasm]

Can't believe its fuckin Wednesday already. Fuck, how time flies. Still waiting word regarding my fucking grades. Yeah, I graduated but I worked so fucking hard on my assignments and the professor and I both agree on this. Now just waiting for the administration to get off their fuckin asses and do something. I paid top dollar for this and I deserve it!!

And to top it off, I am experiencing my second period this month!! What the fuck!?!?!?! Mother Nature has a funny sense of humor!

[nogganoodle]

And to top it off, I am experiencing my second period this month!! What the fuck!?!?!?! Mother Nature has a funny sense of humor!

Join the fucking club! I think M Nature knows we are off to BRC in a month

[Lorgasm]

Fucking cramps.

[pinemom]

Lor, maybe your Fucking body is gonna give you a break out at BM , that would be fucking nice!