PIRATES !

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:23 am

I just heard that Johnny Depp and some of his rock-star
friends are going to put an album of Pirate Songs & Shantys.

I knew I liked that guy.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:37 pm

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:23 am

Is there a Pirates of the Caribbean Camp this year?

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:28 pm

Probably. I'm going to be pirate-garbing this year, by necessity (rassafrackin' cataract-ridden eye, no good, grumble).

Also, I learnt recently, by default. I tricked myself out for a PotC:DMC showing and sussed that this is the way I normally dress up...

Yo Ho!

oFZo · Post by **oFZo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:13 am

Arrrr!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:17 am

....makes me long to vacation in the ARbuckles....or maybe
ARkansas, then there`s ARizona....ARe ya with me?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:18 am

You forgot Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtesia.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:57 am

I hear a lot of ARrtists can be found there...

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:00 am

I don't know about that but there certainly are plenty of Pirates

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:48 am

...all that tasty well-water I suppose.

Alchemy · Post by **Alchemy** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:29 am

I married one in 2000-2001 in a hand fast that ended badly I,and I mean that literally....
Butt then my Pirate king appropriatly attired with authentic appendage in timely fashion for 2002,,turned out to be a big ,mean spirited sell out douche bag of the tidy bowl variety....He dumped our life and crapped alover this tinkerbells parade, blew off the kids and put on the Craptain Hook (er)costume....
quick! somebody clap!!!say you beleive in fairies! and remember..If asked to join up with a fakey pirate who ownly burns to burn you,while wisperin sweet nothings of a future that will be just that...
Tell the scurvey Bastard that your disenclined to aquiess.....

aw fuck it I loved him...Im a dumbshit

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:17 am

Arrrrrg!
Love like a cutlass
cuts deep and stings the heart.

Aye it does.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:12 am

Dead men tell no tales - say I.

thejohnstamos · Post by **thejohnstamos** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:18 am

for any Piratical fans i suggest you read:

Pirates! In an Adventure with scientists....and the accompaning tale...
Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab.

good reads over all

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:49 am

You're A Pirate

d6 · Post by d6 » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:54 am

my old band:
SCURVY BASTARDS
played for flambe and decom and brc 2002
we ruled the western desert seas from 99-03
and donated some wrought iron to the Contessa
all of our tracks can be heard @ www.cafepress.com/scurvybastards
or even worse: www.myspace.com/scurvybastards

theres a whole network of awesome pirate bands out there.........

d6,
still a Bastard

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:05 am

I want to be a pirate when I grow up.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:33 am

We're camped right near the Pirate's Booty Bar!! ARRRRRRRRrrrrr.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:47 pm

Yer very own Pirate translater......Arrrr ye ready?

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:41 pm

Arrr, ah'll give ye 3 pieces of eight for that thar wench with the big booty. Garr. And me parrot concurs.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:45 pm

Arrr, me can't wait t' get naked on the desert, watch the sunrise o'er the dry lake bed, cook some bacon and brew some coffee... camp wake and bake.... Aye.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:15 pm

arrrrr ya green sea bastard, do that means ye'll be sailin towards the playa?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:08 am

diane o'thirst wrote:Probably. I'm going to be pirate-garbing this year, by necessity (rassafrackin' cataract-ridden eye, no good, grumble).

Also, I learnt recently, by default. I tricked myself out for a PotC:DMC showing and sussed that this is the way I normally dress up...

Took ye this long? *snortlaugh*

While I'm in the neighborhood, I should share this:

The Awesome Accidental Pirate Party

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:19 am

cowboyangel wrote:arrrrr ya green sea bastard, do that means ye'll be sailin towards the playa?

Ahoy, ol' scalwag, yup, i'll be flyin' your scru'y way on Wednesday, arri'in' on the playa before sundown, hopin' t' hook up with friends from london, new orleans and florida. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:23 am

JTO:

I thought u was to bury the loot; and shake the booty aaaarrg damn rum runnin freebooter scalawags..

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:44 am

Aye, espressodude, the loot in question is buried deep in my heart, and only the bonniest o' booties might be able t' unlock the house o' many doors that is my heart. Gar.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:40 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:
diane o'thirst wrote:I tricked myself out for a PotC:DMC showing and sussed that this is the way I normally dress up...
Took ye this long? *snortlaugh*

Yarrrr, if it comes natural, you tend not t' notice it, poppet. Aye, the ship's cat concurs.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:02 am

Aye, me got notification that my ticket is enroute, should be har in 5 days or less, via Usps. Aye, me parrot concurs.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:35 am

Arrrr. I`d almost(almost I said) sacrifice me left dangler to share the spoils of Beee-aR-Ceeee with you blackguards come August, but instead
I`ll be sizzlin` like a squab here dry-docked in the mid-section...
...but I`ll get mine ya see. . .
...while I`m staring at Davey Jones in the bottom of my tankard o`rum,...
I`m makin` plans to pillage the ports of Europe come September/October.....

...Har Har Har.

...me little galley wench concurs.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:37 am

Aye, what the hell did you just say? A pence for an old man o'de sea?

PIRATES !

PIRATES !

butt pirates

camp wake and bake