If you could stop time?

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:56 am

Just for a second....

What would you do? Where would you go? What naughtiness would you get up to?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:11 pm

Just for a second?

HMMM.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:23 pm

Ohhh, bad badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad.

wanna see?

I know ya do........

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:31 pm

Ohhh, bad badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad.

wanna see?

I know ya do........

Well, go on then

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:13 pm

I'd go to D.C. and play in traffic. To start.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:40 pm

Stopping time was a recurring fantasy of mine when I was little. I always imagined that the first thing I would do would be to go to a doughnut shop and eat as many as I could.

Now I think I would just take a nap.

after buggering a few unsuspecting hens.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:49 pm

Well, there is that, but I would think that would only go so far. Also, are we talking one literal second? (one one thousand) And only once, or once a day, what's the parameter? If I only had one second one time, I'd have to plot and plan. Can I use other people in my schemes? Ten people can do a hell of a lot more in one second than one.

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:51 pm

I'd have to "pants" somebody.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:54 pm

Das (not so short) Bus wrote:I'd have to "pants" somebody.

Someone specific?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:47 pm

would investigate the Chenny bunker, etc etc and fucking etc....

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:24 am

And only once, or once a day, what's the parameter? If I only had one second one time, I'd have to plot and plan. Can I use other people in my schemes?

You could do it as many times as you wanted, using as many people as you wanted. Its entirely up to you!

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:01 pm

Desert Duck wrote:
Das (not so short) Bus wrote:I'd have to "pants" somebody.

Someone specific?

No one specific. Just whoever happens to be around. But a cop or someone wearing a suit would work best! (I'm juvenile!)

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:54 pm

id hit 21 everytime i played in vegas.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:46 pm

Read "The Fermata" by Nicholson Baker, for a smart, funny, smutty answer to your question.

Recurring fantasy of mine, too, but it's so supreme that I temper it with various conditions. I age twice as fast while time is stopped? I can only do it once a day? Week? Longer? I can't do it if anyone is actively looking at me (to prevent weirdness when time starts again and I'm not in the same position, or there at all)?

In the end, I'm happy to not have the power. My voyeur tendencies would get the better of me, but even worse, I'd mostly use it as the world's best snooze button.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:13 am

I'd have some really nice jewelry.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:14 am

The President would have a strange new moustache.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:16 am

...to go with his shiny brown nose

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:18 am

And giant clown shoes(during a press conference).

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:12 am

i could get everything caught up that needs to be done.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:41 am

I think I would definitely have to sneak up on people while they're home and rearrange the furniture. Heh. requires supreme sneakiness.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:35 am

I'd sneak up on some of these dirty spammers and pour coke in their keyboards!!

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:25 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:The President would have a strange new moustache.

We'll team up! You draw the moustache while I pants him! Oh, and then there's the clown shoes....

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:54 pm

Exactly!!! That's why we need ten of us. Just imagine if half a dozen or a dozen had the same power. We could run in with our baby diaper palettes and 4" paint brushes, our specially filled clown shoes, and all the extra party favors we would want to do the job right.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:49 pm

Well see, here's the thing. If you had such power, and if you used it regularly, you'd end up growing old and dying before everyone around you. Say you stopped time for everyone but you for about a week a month. At the end of 12 months you've aged 12 weeks more than everyone around you. Ug.

Can you tell I've played the, "if you could have any one super-power," game too many times? :)

Ron

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:45 pm

Ron, I sincerely hope you're never my evil genie in a bottle.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:34 am

Thank you kindly, ma'am, I take that as high praise indeed. :)

Ron

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:47 pm

I guess if I really wanted to something good.. I'd disarm all the bombs..
But if I were to think sneaky sneaky ...hmmm I think I'd join the bush bunch..

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:35 pm

hell Ron why you need to stop time for a week at a time?

fifteen minutes is the max id need, to walk into a bank vault and load up on dough,

or 5 seconds to drop that gad damn little ball into the right slot on the roulette table.

or 10 seconds to peek in the waitresses blouse-

later all

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:31 pm

mdmf007 wrote:hell Ron why you need to stop time for a week at a time?

....

later all

You don't, but all those little 15 minute increments are going to add up....

Ron

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:07 am

enjoy what i have been waiting for