The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:36 pm

THANKS EDUDE........for setting me up with the spanking

I would've been right after a girl with a really nice ass and it was just too much pressure for me. you know, it's a girl thing. i've been doing lots of squats and lunges to remedy that problem though.......

And will you spin the wheel after me EspressoDude?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:38 pm

bends over

Here ya go Tina. Mozy's ass and a chicken butt, all lined up and waiting for ya. Much atonement needed.

going to search the thread to find out what happened to Karine...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:39 pm

And don't pull out his feathers.

Cause it aint that sort of attonement.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:39 pm

which wheel is that?? the wheel of booze,...or the wheel of fantasy

either way I need to get back to work....check back soon

bye gang hugs and stuff

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:40 pm

I think it's the wheel of sin & punishment.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:40 pm

An e-spanking? How, uh, um, uh, how detached.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:40 pm

btw, barflies, Sput's put up a new map. you might want to get in on the action and we can set up a pool on the side to see when he starts pulling o ut his hair.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:41 pm

Wheel Of Sins... Oh it's just a preperation for the playa!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:44 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:btw, barflies, Sput's put up a new map. you might want to get in on the action and we can set up a pool on the side to see when he starts pulling o ut his hair.

Yea, Sput ROCKS!

Beer for Sput!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:45 pm

helitack wrote:An e-spanking? How, uh, um, uh, how detached.

I'll take what I can get when I can get it. e-carrot juice?

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:47 pm

I'll give where I'm needed ... See a friendly bunch!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:49 pm

Mozy - I have had a bad/broken knee. (OUCH!!!!) Sounds like you may be looking at a good bit of recovery time.

Got plans yet for a "disabled mutant vehicle" to get you around on the playa? (Oh boy, Mozy gets his go-kart!!!) Get your doc to give you a temporary disabled placard and e-mail the DMV hotties about your knee.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:54 pm

gee mention a handicapped placard around here and the bar clears.

not like they fart or anything.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:09 pm

Some buddhist center in vermont is looking for an office manager--room board $300 stipend and access to all the dharma teachings you want.
"and the joy of working for the happiness of others by helping the Dharma to flourish. "
Dang, it sounds like more feel good woman's work to me.

I'm a cynical fish.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:10 pm

50 minutes before beer

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:11 pm

*bunny sniffs fuzzy pits*

It's not me....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:gee mention a handicapped placard around here and the bar clears.

not like they fart or anything.

The placard isn't the bad part, it's getting to the point that you need one that's scary. Damn, take it easy out there folks!

To your health!

Hiya Bunny!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:21 pm

joel the ornery wrote:50 minutes before beer

It's 63.4 miles to beer. Shit. And I have to wait until tomorrow.

....now please remove your shoes and step through the gate. Oh, could you please gather your things and follow me......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:24 pm

helitack wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:50 minutes before beer
It's 63.4 miles to beer. Shit. And I have to wait until tomorrow.

....now please remove your shoes and step through the gate. Oh, could you please gather your things and follow me......

63 miles for a beer!

man, that is why there are coolers and dry ice...

amazing hot and HUMID here in the midwest.

i know, not as hot as where you are, but still pretty brutal for the midwest.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:31 pm

63.4 miles......

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:34 pm

helitack wrote:63.4 miles......

Don't ya hate it when that ice cold beer calls you from 63.4 miles away.....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:38 pm

Hoo wee. It has been busy here at the igloo.

any one around?

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:39 pm

Still wandering around ... peeking in windows..

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:42 pm

Hi Ya BB...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:44 pm

*fin wave*
Is it the event yet?

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:48 pm

You mean "Are we there Yet!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:50 pm

hahahaa...ya'll still being my wonderfully bad people!?
Just popped in to say hi, gonna go take a kitty nap!
Love!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:54 pm

psst cin. are we on for tonight?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:55 pm

And Shelly, be careful. Both LCN and Lorgasm know how to defend their naps from theft.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:18 pm

So, how much polishing grit should I order?

because I always ask barflies questions that require judgement.