... Read The Instructions Again....

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:59 am

In case you have'nt seen these Bumper Stickers, if you have, "Move along these are not the Droids you're looking for.....

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"

the rebbi

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:26 am

Here's a few to add to the list:

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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LEGALIZE HAPPINESS
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Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself.
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That second one I got from a fellow Burner from Hawa'ii

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:01 pm

I'M WINNING

My other car is a
piece of crap too.

I knew you were
going to read this

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mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:56 am

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION
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Beware of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Did you ever stop to think - and forget to start again?
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Ron · Post by **Ron** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:02 pm

I used to have superpowers,
But my therapist took them away.

(One of my all time favs)

Ron

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:57 pm

How about:

Nice Hummer! (Sorry about your penis.)

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:53 am

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:22 am

a license plate frame:

Got damn?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:29 am

I remember that some military MRE meal bags had the following notice:
Bean Component. Not for Pre-Flight Use

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:58 pm

Back in college I saw one I liked:

"NO COMMENT"

Also, way back in the Dark Ages when I was in high school, someone took one to the then common "ESCAPE TO WISCONSIN" bumper stickers and rearranged it to read "ESCAPE TO SIN NOW".

When I was a kid, for the longest time I thought that the "I Found It" bumper stickers were refering to the CAR they were on...!

B.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:03 pm

On my ex-Jeep:

My Karma ran over your Dogma

Would someone please punch holes inthe top of my jar?

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Freedom of religion means any religion (with wiccan symbols)

and a FishNchips fish

(jeep is currently being driven by atheists, heh heh heh)

sonnyray · Post by **sonnyray** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:06 pm

If you lived in your car you'd be home by now

Rusted Iron · Post by **Rusted Iron** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:03 pm

Semper FiFi

Come the Rapture, can I have your car?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:08 pm

I have this on the back of my vehicle:

My "fish" grew wings and likes to irritate Kansas Intelligent Design fundies.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:15 pm

DoctorIknow · Post by **DoctorIknow** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:18 pm

This one was in Tallahassee long ago:

"Geez if you love Honkus"