A swinger's party like no other

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:28 pm

Let's all get together with some dead cats and swing 'em around. We'll put to rest any disagreements about can or cannot be avoided by doing so.

BYO dead cat.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:57 am

Can I borrow your shovel?

sunn · Post by **sunn** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:17 am

What does one wear to it? Fur seems so inappropriate...

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:37 am

Early 20th century New Orleans voodoo lore has it that if you don't like your neighbor, throwing a dead black cat over their house will encourage them to leave.

I have great respect for Voodoo, 'cause it just might work!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:45 am

Or it could've have just been the smell of a rotting cat that got them to leave.

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:11 pm

So many cats.
So few recipes.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:50 pm

I can tell you with authority that boiling them produces awful results.

Yes, it's a sad true story involving peer pressure, not eating for days, and a drug deal gone bad that resulted in me eating cat. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

;)

Ron

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:58 pm

I have a feeling that my original posting isn't being taken very seriously.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:20 pm

Gee, whatever would give you that idea SED?

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:21 pm

Sooo, should I put my two cremated Japanese bobtails into a supersoaker and give y'all some Stanley?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:23 pm

Fuck yea!

I want's me some Stanley!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:25 pm

one time i took my cat that had been run over out to the ocean, no i don't really know why, and tried to burn it on a bon fire at the beach. as you might imagine this did not work out well. it smelled REALLY bad...it freaked out all the housewives in the vicinity, and the dang thing just did not want to burn. i guess you should really dry it first. at any rate, i had to take it out of the fire later and bury it. looking back on it i really can't imagine what i was thinking, but at the time i was so sure it was the RIGHT thing to do. i'm not sure i should thank my friends for humouring me and going along with it, or kick their asses for letting me be so stupid!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:32 pm

my wife calls me, says the TOM cat named Chase has been killed on the highway to our house.

she puts it in the trunk and takes the carcass home.

i get home, the older teen and i inspect the carcass, get the shovels and bury it in the flower garden.

two days later, the REAL CHASE shows up at 2AM for a snack... makes a couple of return visits.... then finally leaves for good one night without an explanation.

go figure.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:38 pm

oh no! ok that totally beats mine. totally.

what if i said my girlfriend who was humoring me's dog is the one that chased the kitty into the street, and she saw the whole thing happen?

no? yeah, i didn't think so.

damn.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:03 pm

Awlright, if you don't start taking my swinger's party concept seriously, I'll be forced to conclude that you're all a bunch of jew-hating perverts.

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:19 pm

do I have to be Jew-hating?
Can't I just be more of a general-population hating pervert?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:29 pm

Oh, in that case can I bring my good friend Mel?

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:43 pm

Wow! I would think cat cooking would smell good!
When I did my clinincals i stood next to the surgeon using a cauteriing knife during gall-bladder surgery, and when the knife sparked and sealed the blood-vessels I swear to god it smelled just like a McDonalds. I hadn't had anything to eat that morning so it made me hungry.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:03 pm

Eric wrote:do I have to be Jew-hating?
Can't I just be more of a general-population hating pervert?

As long as you bring a dead cat to swing.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:39 pm

I think Charles Dickens uses the expression "a chorus of scorched cats" in A Christmas Carol.

I've often wondered how that expression came into being. Notice we're not talking about one scorched cat, no sir! We're talking about a chorus of scorched cats.

Talk about your Christmas carol!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:00 pm

Oh my...

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:08 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Oh my...

Hmmmm.
I would suggest you not come dead this year, or we might end up swinging you.

Perverts that we are.

*heh*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:10 am

****HISS*****

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:52 pm

i think it's the hair really. the cat itself would probably smell fine. note to self: dehair BEFORE doing contact fire for an audience :)

A swinger's party like no other

A swinger's party like no other

a tom cat named CHASE

Here kitty kitty kitty