PIRATES !

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:48 am

....We`ll be pillaging port Amsterdam fer a few days on that voyage...

...if ye gather me drift.

....aye, me one eyed daddy concurs.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:14 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:arrrrr ya green sea bastard, do that means ye'll be sailin towards the playa?
Ahoy, ol' scalwag, yup, i'll be flyin' your scru'y way on Wednesday, arri'in' on the playa before sundown, hopin' t' hook up with friends from london, new orleans and florida. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

jest be watchin out what may get buried in your booty shipmate, arrrrrrr

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:54 am

cowboyangel wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:arrrrr ya green sea bastard, do that means ye'll be sailin towards the playa?
Ahoy, ol' scalwag, yup, i'll be flyin' your scru'y way on Wednesday, arri'in' on the playa before sundown, hopin' t' hook up with friends from london, new orleans and florida. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
jest be watchin out what may get buried in your booty shipmate, arrrrrrr

Aye, be you talkin' about kickin' my ass with your foot or fist fuckin' me int' submission?

crazy sea goin' bastard Aye, me parrot concurs.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:02 am

joel the ornery wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:
joel the ornery wrote: Ahoy, ol' scalwag, yup, i'll be flyin' your scru'y way on Wednesday, arri'in' on the playa before sundown, hopin' t' hook up with friends from london, new orleans and florida. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
jest be watchin out what may get buried in your booty shipmate, arrrrrrr
Aye, be you talkin' about kickin' my ass with your foot or fist fuckin' me int' submission?

crazy sea goin' bastard Aye, me parrot concurs.

arrrrrrrrr,no matey on both boat slips. you and I will be testin eachother's special ingredients for real treasure.....arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:56 am

Aye, might you be speakin' o' intestinal fortitude my left coast cabin boy?
I be puzzled by your refarnce t' special in'rediants....
Will the dvd burner be thar, for me must water his leg with me urine, truly. Aye

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:55 pm

Oh cabin boy.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:36 pm

i be speakin of the flora and fauna that floats by my starboard side.....
plenty fer you too little lorgasm......arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:45 pm

AArrg You ol salts, Tis a mighty fine breeze a blowin, Sky gonna be red tonite,,,As the ol saw goes "Red sky tonight means Sailors Delight, red sky in morning, Sailor take Warnin!" So All you scurvy bums, stand by for a blow, cuz the SHIP OF DOOM be traveling by the light of the southern moon. So watch out all you Salty Seamen, cuz there's gonna be creaking in the foc'sul and swinging in the hammocks tonight as the crew travels the WINDWARD PASSAGE.

AAarrgh, me hearties, the wind be blowing and the ship be rocking and the salt be spraying.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:06 am

Where's me rum?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:28 am

Lorgasm wrote:Where's me rum?

the rum barrel be down in the bilges, up in the for'peak....Just crawl all the way up for'ard, and bend over....

Y'll be welcome on the SHIP OF DOOM "L" cuz every good ship, and bad ones too need a cute kitty to chase down the rats and send 'em to their maker

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:31 am

AAARRRRG

I find me rum. Thanks matey. Tell me then, why must I bend over? Can't I have a swig of me rum first?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:37 am

It's an ol tradition, goes back to when men were salty and the seas took em a long way from home......Buggery on the high seas....Ya got to EARN your rum ration!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:41 am

It isn't the size of the ship that matters, it's the motion of the ocean

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:44 am

takes swig of rum

Do ye mind holdin this then?

Gives Edude the bottle
quickly grabs rope and swings to other end of ship.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:56 am

Arrr.
Sailing the salty seas, where men are men,
and the boys are...

...nervous.

I`ll have a shot `o that rum matey.

I`ll take mine standin` thank ye.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:11 am

espressoD, ole lad, save yer rum for port playa. little lorgasm, don't be so eager ta please the crew, they carry all manner of creepy crawlers on their persons...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:27 am

...speak fer yerself swabby!

...I take a nice salty shower every month.

...whether I need it or not.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:25 am

Da Demon Run be called PUSSER'S RUM !!

cuz on them ol ships of the sea, the person with the money (and rum) had the "purse" swabbie talk = pusser

Hence PUSSER'S RUM also for hot little kitties with red capes

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:30 am

Yum rum

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:34 am

aye' chatter, me keeps me Cap'ain in me bust'eya, only one Cap'ain can steals me heart and me's rum...
But I too, the lot o you', shall share my bounty the day you board The Eplaya Bar Vessel!!! She's a good ship matey's, good indeed!
Slips silently through the calm waters to the new land above thy horizon

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:55 pm

Arrrrrrg!
http://www.mike-bauer.com/me/mp3/Cause_Im_A_Pirate.mp3

I knew it.
Pirate pop.