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Post by mojo » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:13 am

What is her reasoning for the $800 payment?
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Post by pinemom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:13 am

hahahaaaa Oh fuck "velvetina" thats funny!
sorry!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:15 am

Reminds me when I left home for first time. It was in HOllywood, FLA and the closest store was a cuban store. Everything in spanish. I never cooked and just looked at the box for familiar pictures. Damn....oops sorry...FUCK.
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Post by mojo » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:20 am

Noganoodle - you should be able to get your ticket reissued by the airline. Get on the phone with them!!!!!
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:36 am

This is gonna be the funniest fucking thing to follow.. thanks for giving a fuck..lol.... lalalalalala fun fun!
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:52 am

mojo wrote:Noganoodle - you should be able to get your ticket reissued by the airline. Get on the phone with them!!!!!
Fucking A!!! Thats a great idea! :D
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:55 am

Oh get this I found a fucking translator sheet.. if you have ever delt with fuckin Pattern's you know how thin and see through the paper is.. thats where the english is... Fuckin A Bullshit!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:56 am

By George, I think she fuckin got it. Good Job Velvetina.
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:00 pm

Yay I get a list of bout 25 words to translate the instuctions...oh and the Fucking Languages are.... Italiano- Netherlands- Deutsch-Spanish... & I bought it in Reno... Go figure, everyone from all fucking over comes here to buy thier patterns...Duh.. Blonde should have fuckin known that!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:03 pm

YOu obviously never purchased a pattern from south florida, huh?

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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:04 pm

What Fuckin laguages do you get there??? African?
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:04 pm

I just fucking can't wait to get a hug while she's sportin the English translated Spanish-French corset........ 8)
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:05 pm

It's gonna be a fuck Hoot I tell ya.. Stickin in duct.. (not leather)
Fuck
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Post by pinemom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:28 pm

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
fucken power co. just came by to turn off the power! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
have to runnnnnnn
go make a payment, not only did I lose my fucken job, but it had been so slow I got behind on my payments! FUCK it!
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:33 pm

Oh FUCK I'm sorry Hun... Damn.. When shit falls seems to slatter.. Let me kNow how things are goin hun... So Sorry!
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Post by nogganoodle » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:33 pm

Its all getting quite fucking nasty, I probably shouldn't have bitched about her on the board, but I'm fucking angry that she stopped fucking talking to me 6 weeks ago with no fucking explanation. I admit that I owe her a bit of money but not as much as she fucking wants off me.

All I want is my ticket and to get my arse to BRC, so I'm gonna have to pay the cash.

What a way to end a fucking friendship, but here's to the new friends I'm about to meet Xx
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:36 pm

*Big Fucking Hugs to Noodle*
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Post by Zoom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:47 pm

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK
stuck at fucking work. damn anybody in the sarasota bradenton area in florida need a fucking job. damn we have so many machines to get out in the next 2-3 fucking weeks got fucking inventory and i am the only one who knows how to fucking do it what the fuck over. i will be her till fucking 9 tonight then get the fuck back out of bed and be back at fucking 5 in the fucking morning.
fuck i need a fucking big ass fucking hug on the 28th of august when we drive through the gates.
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:53 pm

What kind of fucking machines do you work with? I may have been in those shoes....
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Post by mojo » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:57 pm

(((((((((((ZOOM)))))))))))))

There's one for now, will worry about the one for the gate later. (Lorgasm gave me permission to make you do playa angels).
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Post by mojo » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:59 pm

In the words of our own AntiM, "oh, and FUCK".
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Post by Zoom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:08 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:What kind of fucking machines do you work with? I may have been in those shoes....
packaging equipment (for like coca-cola, tropicana, gatorade allot of different companies even over seas. we have one machine for germany that has to be done by the end of next week. whenever you purchase anything in a plastic bottle more than likely it went through one of our machines. actually what i thought was pretty cool 3 out of 5 of our engineers know about burning man. actually one as helped and know the people from the Contessa. would love to be able to get on it with Lorgasm just enough time to have a drink. well need to get back to some more work. got alot of paper work to do here tonight. but i can not really complain with the overtime kicking in it is good money at $28 per hour.
oh and by the way FUCK
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Post by Cabanasprings » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:50 pm

My fucking cat got out of the house night before last and we haven't seen him since. Darn wife is pretty upset and that makes me fucking sad.

Tell Mr. Whitey to come home if you see him please.
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Post by Zoom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:04 pm

Cabanasprings wrote:My fucking cat got out of the house night before last and we haven't seen him since. Darn wife is pretty upset and that makes me fucking sad.

Tell Mr. Whitey to come home if you see him please.
just go home kitty. you will be safe there. plus there is love there for you. you know you will get some serious loving and petting when you go back home. somewhat of like burners coming back to the playa. so Mr Whitey get your fucking ass back home.
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:07 pm

yes go home Pussy...
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Post by pinemom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:08 pm

only fuckin one more Kilt is gonna be able to make it to fucken fashion show THANK fucken you Sierra pacific! ok back to iron...fuck
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:17 pm

You got every thing taken care of then? Cause that fucking sucks..I was gonna say you can come use my fucking sewing machine if ya need it... I'm making a fucking Plastic/duct tape french spanish corset.. not using the machine...
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Post by pinemom » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:18 pm

nah, my fucken machine works, Ive just yet to fucken train it to work without me HERE!
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:20 pm

LMFuckinAO right on babe see you tonight for sure.. FUckin sew On baby Girl..
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:35 pm

Fuck, that was weird.

I just listed my ex as my on-playa emergency contact. I mean, it makes the most sense, since he's by far the most familiar with me and my health (both physical and mental) out of everyone at the event who knows me, and if something REALLY gets fucked-up, he'll be able to get to me faster than my husband or my mom back here in the Bayarrhea, but still...

...fuck.
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