Will the Bush twins be at burning man?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:09 pm

What do you think?
Anyone know for sure?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:11 pm

Of course not. Even when they were fun loving drunks, they were mainstream fun loving drunks. Now that they are proto republican breeders, they aint gonna grace the playa.

(thank the goddesssss)

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:15 pm

You don't think they have a secret life?
I thought all conservatives did.

I know I do.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:23 pm

Just because they have a secret life doesn't mean that they'll do it at burningman. Besides, they can't deliver chromosomallly damaged children, so that's going to have to wait until thier late 20s early 30s.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:29 pm

I always thought they were born thirty years old.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:30 pm

The Twins?
Conservatives?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:14 am

What saddens me even more is that Duke, the talking dog that's always trying to sell the Bush's secret baked beans recipe, is banned from the event.
Perhaps an Australian pet store can provide some Bush Babies, though.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:55 am

It's true, robot... the Org is biased. It is upsetting that they will not allow self-aware, talking animals at the event. Regardless, I'll get in even if I have to fly a small sling-launched glider over the trash fence. But if all goes according to plan, I'll get in easy and be hanging out in my secret hidey spot in The Bar Camp.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:57 am

Though I heard that Duke being publicly and offcially banned was due to an incident involving his high bean diet and a fire-spinner.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:06 am

I was wondering how he got the Playa name Toxicflare

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:21 am

LeChatNoir wrote:It's true, robot... the Org is biased. It is upsetting that they will not allow self-aware, talking animals at the event. Regardless, I'll get in even if I have to fly a small sling-launched glider over the trash fence. But if all goes according to plan, I'll get in easy and be hanging out in my secret hidey spot in The Bar Camp.

Come in low under the radar, LCN. The ORG has backscatter radar and starlight scopes watching the perimeter. Especially to the west towards the HIGH way....

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:01 pm

They're the easy ones to spot:

just look for two girls making pet names for everyone they meet and the secret sevice guys and ask them who are they. They always answer, "We're the Matrix!

Yeah, sure dude.

AIIZ

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:20 pm

EspressoDude wrote:Come in low under the radar, LCN. The ORG has backscatter radar and starlight scopes watching the perimeter. Especially to the west towards the HIGH way....

Edude… I must tell you that I plan to launch a series of gliders as decoys after which I will be making my advance upon the perimeter. I have a small cat-sized electric car disguised as a jackrabbit. This feline entry vehicle is so well done that should fool even the most cunning human border guard without any problem.

I will then be making a bee-line for The Bar across the open playa where I’m less likely to be stepped on or chased.

And listen… whatever you do , keep this a secret. Don’t let this get out by posting it on the eplaya or something stupid like that.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:48 pm

You could always tunnel in. Just don't forget to take that turn at Albequ-- er, however that is spelled....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:27 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:Come in low under the radar, LCN. The ORG has backscatter radar and starlight scopes watching the perimeter. Especially to the west towards the HIGH way....
Edude… I must tell you that I plan to launch a series of gliders as decoys after which I will be making my advance upon the perimeter. I have a small cat-sized electric car disguised as a jackrabbit. This feline entry vehicle is so well done that should fool even the most cunning human border guard without any problem.

I will then be making a bee-line for The Bar across the open playa where I’m less likely to be stepped on or chased.

And listen… whatever you do , keep this a secret. Don’t let this get out by posting it on the eplaya or something stupid like that.

Psssst: Here is a SECRET idea: Cover it with aluminum foil (shiny side out) or Aluminet shade cloth. That way the radar and 'scopes will be confused by the reflections. It will look like an invasion of 1000's of JackRabbits, which are usually ignored. I mean; how many actually pay attention to Jack Rabbit Speaks....The perfect disguise. Plan #2 is to launch a fleet of 2 or 3 RC cars with aluminum foil as above. "THE FOILERS"

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:44 pm

LeChatNoi makes a wrong turn at alberque...

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Will the Bush twins be at burning man?