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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:49 pm

F*ck--we will be a camp of f*cking invalids!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:03 pm

My manager is back from vacation in Oregon and instead of a one on one we ended up talking about Burning Man and how many of her friends are going. She looked up my vacation schedule and if I wanted to go for the full week I have the time blocked out to do so! I wasn't expecting that, I thought I had used all but 4 of my days....

So now it's a matter of recrunching the money situation to figure out if I can take on a week commitment. It sure beats the fucking alternative of not being able to go at all!

For a Monday that started out like crap it's improving fast. Fucking miracles happen!
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Post by capjbadger » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:09 pm

Fucking kickass! :D
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:12 pm

Hey purp. almost every state has a program for free mamms. Don't know how much of a fucking hassle it is, and I think there's an age requirement, but a thought perhaps worth checking.

Mckay-Dee (hospital where my fucking mamms are done) no longer makes you wait in the office and go over results, now it is a letter and the films/results sent to your doc. More impersonal, but I guess it fucking speeds up the fucking process.

Tomorrow I'm going to try to wrangle an on base appointment for asthma; I've just had a monster fucking three day attack. Maybe four and I'm still short-breathed today. This fucking SUCKS so close to the event. Like oxygen is like a staple of like life, like you know?

Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:58 pm

AntiM - hope that asthma leaves you alone on the playa.


oh yeah... fuck.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:06 pm

Man, are we gonna be next door to the Crunch and Mangle Corps? Gonna make it too easy to invade, no fun. >heh heh heh<

Do me a favor - you guys quit hurting the fuck out of yourselves, OK? Otherwise who are we gonna be able to steal fucking help from, to get our camp put up?

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:22 pm

Crap! I mean Fuck!

I bought an automobile cell phone charger an then found out that the cigtarette lighter in my Bronco does not work. Guess I would have knqwn that if smoked. :D
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Post by BAS » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:22 pm

FUCK! I spent all evening working on my finaces and haven't got any cleaning done! Hmmm, but the good news is that I should (barely) be able to afford to go! (Now, if I can keep people from talking me out of going...)


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Post by Rockdad » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:23 pm

fuck simple fix either dirty from prior use or blown fuse, wire came off think fuckin simple
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Post by BAS » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:27 pm

nogganoodle wrote:
need to either get nogganoodle money for a ticket
You sure do BAS you little bugger! Xx

Fuck, fuck and fuck for good measure :D
HEY NOGGANOODLE! I sent you a message! Thanks for being patient.

Oh yeah, and Fuck!


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Post by robbidobbs » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:00 pm

FUCKING FLEAS!!!!!!!

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Post by geekster » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:31 pm

robbidobbs wrote:FUCKING FLEAS!!!!!!!
Fucking shotgun works every time. (on the fleas, that is)
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:29 pm

robbidobbs wrote:FUCKING FLEAS!!!!!!!
It's the fucking mosquitos with me. You know my Celtic triangle tat on my left shoulder? I took a nap at a friend's house a couple of weeks ago, and wound up with SIX FUCKING BITES in an area about the same size on my right shoulder. And that doesn't even get to the ones on my fucking legs....
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Post by geekster » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:01 am

Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Post by geekster » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:07 am

"It's the fucking mosquitos with me. "

Same here. They have been fucking fogging our neighborhood. I think someone has a fucking swimming pool they haven't been taking care of ... I think it's that fucking vacant house they want eleventy zillion dollars for that has been unoccupied for over a year.
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Post by Zoom » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:15 am

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

just fucking great, i have my fucking job still breathing down my fucking neck, had a fucking meeting yesterday morning, i fucking re-fucking assured them that everything will be fine. i think(actually hope) they lighten the fuck up.
and to top the fucking cake off. my fucking bartender that promised me she would stick around for a while decides to give me her fucking notice lastnight. i am not a fucking quiter but this is way to much. i do not get fucking paid for being a fucking house committee chairman. and i bust my fucking ass for free. what the fuck. i will only cover for this fucking friday, work my fucking fulltime job then fucking bartend friday. i have alot of fucking things to start preparing for the journey. i feel fucking violated.
if i can not find a fucking bartender i will just close the fucking doors after 5. until when one is fucking available. why does this shit fucking happen.
this is not worth the fucking aggravation and the fucking stress it puts on myself and Lorgasm.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:32 am

gee... hang in there Zoom.

my orginal thought was.... HEY, 199 fucking pages on this thread....

carry on.

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:58 am

Good Fuckin Mornin Y'all.

Zoom, don't get too stressed over the bartender shit. It happens. If you gotta close the bar early, so be it. The folks got other places to get there fucking Manhattans and whatever else they drink. If they got a problem with that, fuck them. You're not gettin paid to be an HCC. You don't have to take their shit. Just do what you gotta do at your day job. Contact Eagles see if there is bartender there that needs extra hours. Have your dad do it if you're too busy. That's what HE gets paid to do. Guess what? Yesterday was the past. Today will be the past too. Hang in there baby.

2 Fuckin weeks and 3 fucking days!!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:13 am

Oracle and almost everything to do with it fucking sucks.

And what's with the eplaya dates on all the posts? I hope it's not anything Spanky has to fix or we'll be waiting 5 years to get it done.

Otherwise it's a great fucking day. Seriously.
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Post by geekster » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:21 am

Dates look FUCKing fine here. They are in Pacific time.
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Post by lowlandr » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:25 am

I agree, fucking Oracle sucks the large one.
If I never write another fucking package it will be too soon.

I'm so fucking excited about my first trip to BM I could just...fuck!!!!!

Let's all just fucking leave NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Wait...I don't have all my fucking shit together yet!

Oh fuck it, I got food, water,tent, and ticket let's fucking do it NOW!!!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:26 am

I'm seeing this in the date field:

Posted: 92096f676pm5489 Post subject:

And it's happening on 2 fucking machines including my work PC and I know that one's clean and up to date.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:55 am

Fuck!

Trying to deal with my major flaw: procrastination.
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:02 am

Lorgasm wrote:Fuck!

Trying to deal with my major flaw: procrastination.
have a fucking mimosa

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Post by BAS » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:03 am

FUCK! What am I doing here?! I have to get to work! :shock: :D


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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:04 am

Yeah Joel.

Another fuckin mimosa....easy on the OJ.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:28 am

I think I'm the only fucking one here that's never had a mimosa. I've got to fix that.
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:29 am

Kinetic IV wrote:I think I'm the only fucking one here that's never had a mimosa. I've got to fix that.
well, get yer fucking ass to the bar mister, the mimosas are flowing like a Rocky Mountain stream.

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Post by Kinetic IV » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:40 am

I hope those Rocky Mountain streams are dry in 3 weeks when I do some offroading on my way to BRC. And I'm hoping that Mosquito Pass will be fucking open unlike my last trip out there!

Seriously I intend to visit the eplaya bar..not so much for the drinks but there's so many people I wanna meet.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:53 am

fuck.
As much as I'm looking forward to the journey back home, I hate leavin my kitty. We've been spendin so much quality time together. She senses my plans and I can see she is sad. Don't laugh. I feel this. She's been through this before. Fuck, I hate seperation anxiety.
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