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joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:48 am

as many as you would like until we run out.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:50 am

yeah thought i'd back that mimosa up in RL with a small shot of Jack.... i know it's around here somewhere ahhhhh there it is and a shot glass and tada! instant drink.... Cheers all and a hardy damn fucking goodmorning to ya!

good news bad news....
Well i got my ticket but getting the ticket this early for me is not kosher with my finances so i just might have to wait till next week to pick up my ticket. No biggy cause we are looking for five tics (well now 3) but it is definite, i'm going.....

Mimosas with a shot of jack as a back on me!

the rebbi

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:52 am

Hey Joel,

What the hell is she buggin you about. Is she buggin you? Do you want her to stop? I'm sure it must be hard. I know you have alot going on right now: prep for the burn, work, yadda yadda. You could ask her to keep her correspondences on hold till you return so you can focus on YOUR LIFE and not hers. Say hey, its great hearing from ya but I got to get prepared for my trip; got lots of hot babes waiting for me in the desert.

(((HUGS)))

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:55 am

the calls are about funding.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:02 am

Joel,

I'm sorry. Its none of my business. Just want you to know I care.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:06 am

thanks, i know a whole lot of people care.
i shouldn't be so whiney.
i just need to get a long table out to the house, write some checks for the 15th, and make a quick exit.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:38 am

*fishy pours her morning chai, and settles on some cusions to drink it*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:50 am

Hey fishy,

Glad you found the time to relax with us.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:52 am

G'mornin....zoom ya gonna give me a job!?

Hahaha the commute would kill me! well unless there's a private jet included in the package!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:53 am

Things were busy in here last night and this morn. took me a minute to read up, and I think I missed a page or two?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:55 am

Well, look who finally got out of bed. Hey Pinemom.

Just gettin some things together myself.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:01 am

yeah, Titwi let me sleep in, he went and grabbed me coffee, set it on my nightstand and snuck off to work...how sweet! First time in 3 months ive slept in!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:03 am

I was thinking about a possible bartending gig day shift when I get back, then I'd have my nights free.
Not to mention I give GOOD BAR! DAMN good bar, or so Ive been told!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:28 am

(bops through and grabs some coffee)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:48 am

have 10K things to do today! uhg I need a clone! She can do the shitty things and I get to do only fun things! although I could see a major upheaval of that idea!
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Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:59 am

Hello, everyone. Mimosas! That's lovely, Joel. sip sip sip

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:03 am

On second thought, I need some kind of evil drink. Her excellency ordered me to call her bag supplier who overcharged her $600 - or else she will cut his heart out. Ahhhh, she's such a doll.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:04 am

alrighty gang, Im gonna run get rid of shitty portion of my to do list then I can PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
do it again!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:07 am

I'm waitin for a call back from this mistress...oops..I mean seamstress that my barber turned me on to. Hopefully she can help me out on a couple of projects. If not, oh well. In the meantime, just cleanin, findin stuff, and watchin my cat sleep.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:13 am

I need a mistress as well I mean seamstress.. maybe I can learn something!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:15 am

Yeah, I hope she can help me. The barber had to give me the heads up that she goes to his church (He knows of my Burningman adventures). I just left message for her sayin I needed help for a costume party comin up.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:23 am

Good Morning Barflys!

I've just decided to do the cake for a wedding ceremony I'm performing on the playa. Hmmm........ deciding to bake and freeze ahead or bake there.........

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:43 am

what would be a good afternoon drink after mimosas?

gin & tonic might be harsh, but if the weather is hot, that is the call.

suggestions?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:48 am

Well, I just took a Xanax (fuckin crunch time). I better stick with water right now...or...well, let's just say.....things could get...uh...interesting...

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:06 am

JTO - try the recipe on the back of the Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay - Mango flavored rum. It uses equal parts lemon-lime and tonic, mixed with the mango flavored rum.

Perfect for a warm playa afternoon and not as sweet as those mixed with fruit juice. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:14 am

mojo wrote:JTO - try the recipe on the back of the Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay - Mango flavored rum. It uses equal parts lemon-lime and tonic, mixed with the mango flavored rum.

Perfect for a warm playa afternoon and not as sweet as those mixed with fruit juice. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!

illinois state fair lemonade.... 1 part vodka, 3 parts lemonade.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:17 am

Or - 1 part Jack, 3 parts lemonade (I'm bringing a big bag of lemons)

LYNCHBURG LEMONADE

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:19 am

you'll have plenty, i can't stomach Jack D.

i'll be bringing Jamesons for late night sipping along with friends.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:26 am

ZOom and I are bringin some Wild Turkey, wine, vodka, and other tasty treats. During our last BM meeting I asked that Jager be put on the list. This too is great to share with folks during the cold playa nights.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:32 am

Hello barflies! playin' hooky from work again. My last day is next monday anyhow.

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