Fuck!
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joel the ornery
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If someone is coming by to check on kitty, have them give him/her a bit of can of food everyday you're gone... assuming you feed mostly dry food here...Lorgasm wrote:fuck.
As much as I'm looking forward to the journey back home, I hate leavin my kitty. We've been spendin so much quality time together. She senses my plans and I can see she is sad. Don't laugh. I feel this. She's been through this before. Fuck, I hate seperation anxiety.
This will make your absense a sort of vacation for them too because they are eating something everyday that they only get as a treat sometimes.
This will work for a while but when you get the fuck back, you can bet that kitty will be ready to see you again.
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Kinetic IV
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I've heard horror stories of cats using beds as litter boxes when their owners leave for extended lengths of time. That's why I'm holding off on getting two cats until I get back.
It certainly does. And 200 pages of "Fuck!"? Amazing.it sounds so much better when a woman says "fuck"
K-IV
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Yeah, Samantha (my cat) only uses the bed for a toilet when she wishes to express her displeasure. She would only pee on it you understand. She considers shitting on the bed rude. I must remember to put layers of plastic on the fuckin bed.
BTW: she eats dry and we do have a girl that will stop by a couple of times. I live out in the fuckin boonies and she is just too far.
BTW: she eats dry and we do have a girl that will stop by a couple of times. I live out in the fuckin boonies and she is just too far.
BOOBIES!!!
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joel the ornery
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i have two nice adult spayed females, maternal twins, gray tabby cats my spouse would like taken off her hands.Kinetic IV wrote:I've heard horror stories of cats using beds as litter boxes when their owners leave for extended lengths of time. That's why I'm holding off on getting two cats until I get back.
It certainly does. And 200 pages of "Fuck!"? Amazing.it sounds so much better when a woman says "fuck"
they are pretty cool cats, harmony and chaos.
i am not taking the fucking cats off her hands, but you are welcome to.
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Kinetic IV
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I was going to check out the local shelter and I'm leaning towards tabby cats. And I want two since I am gone quite a bit and one cat would get lonely...having two means they can play and cause more trouble.
Hmmm...Illinois is not that far away and I've got an Ikea road trip coming up....it's something to consider.
Hmmm...Illinois is not that far away and I've got an Ikea road trip coming up....it's something to consider.
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Joel,
I just love my fucking cat (Samantha). Maybe I'm just projecting. However, she does have senses about things; when I'm sick, angry, etc. This cat actually tucks me in bed every night. She waits as I do my nightly regime then comes to my pillow, rests her head on my chest, waits for a while, then proceeds to the foot of the bed (her side of the bed).
I just love my fucking cat (Samantha). Maybe I'm just projecting. However, she does have senses about things; when I'm sick, angry, etc. This cat actually tucks me in bed every night. She waits as I do my nightly regime then comes to my pillow, rests her head on my chest, waits for a while, then proceeds to the foot of the bed (her side of the bed).
BOOBIES!!!
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joel the ornery
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dude, they need a good home, 'cause the teenagers aren't paying the kind of attention they were used to when i lived there.Kinetic IV wrote:I was going to check out the local shelter and I'm leaning towards tabby cats. And I want two since I am gone quite a bit and one cat would get lonely...having two means they can play and cause more trouble.
Hmmm...Illinois is not that far away and I've got an Ikea road trip coming up....it's something to consider.
they are cool cats... one is a aloof, the other clingy... and never at the same time... so it sort of alternates.
they poop in the fucking neighbor's shrubs.
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Kinetic IV
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Joel, I'm interested but yet I need to wait until I get back from BRC.
And since this is the fuck thread, I'm having a pretty good day for a fucking change. I hope I didn't just jinx it by saying that.
And since this is the fuck thread, I'm having a pretty good day for a fucking change. I hope I didn't just jinx it by saying that.
K-IV
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joel the ornery
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fuck, can't these people see i am fucking busy. fuck they are like fucking babies sometimes. i should just grab the fucking wrench from their fucking hand and build the fucking machine myself.
as if i need more fucking stress today. fuck
as if i need more fucking stress today. fuck
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.
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Fuckin' 200 pages! Fuckin' Kewl!! Fuckin' naked folks. Fuckin' procrastination. Leavin' your family members behingd to be fuckin' depressed while you're having an awesome fuckin' time. Fuckin' fuck!
Anyway, it'd be a wonderfuckinfull day, but for one small fuckin' thing...
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' BACON??!!??
b (f'n) b
Anyway, it'd be a wonderfuckinfull day, but for one small fuckin' thing...
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' BACON??!!??
b (f'n) b
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BBSue wants the fuckin porkin!Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Fuckin' 200 pages! Fuckin' Kewl!! Fuckin' naked folks. Fuckin' procrastination. Leavin' your family members behingd to be fuckin' depressed while you're having an awesome fuckin' time. Fuckin' fuck!
Anyway, it'd be a wonderfuckinfull day, but for one small fuckin' thing...
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' BACON??!!??
b (f'n) b
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And maybe someone can answer this Question for me... WHy the Fuck do we make sure everything is clean to take out and get dusted...!! to Bring back to need to clean again... Who are we gonna impress having a clean tent the 1st 30 mins.. till the 1st dust storm comes and ya need to Duct tape the tent together cause the wind was stronger than you thought.. another broken tent pole!...Fuck!
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