Why we sit when we pee

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Why we sit when we pee

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:53 pm

Cause we lost our funnel, dammit!
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Post by ZaphodBurner » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:50 am

'Cause hippies squirm if you try to pee on them and don't hold them down.

'Cause peeing standing on your head gets your hair wet.

'Cause they keep forgetting to try installing the shitters sideways...
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Post by Ron » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:45 am

'Cause we're tried of the feel of the splashies hitting our bare legs when the stream impacts the side of the urinal....

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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:24 pm

"Cause we pee crooked and squatting just makes a big puddle around our feet.

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Post by Wakawaka » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:58 pm

...cuz I'm too lazy to get up out of my camp chair.
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Post by SED » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:10 pm

So the pee will shoot straight up in the air and splash all over us! Weeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: Why we sit when we pee

Post by HughMungus » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Cause we lost our funnel, dammit!
'Cause we're 6'6", shy..and lazy.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:33 pm

Because no matter how many times someone tells me how to do the pee standing thingy, all I end up with is wet fingers and everything around me soaked.

Oh, about that time the dispenser on the sink runs out of soap. And they shut the water off.

(Maybe IF I was into that it wouldn't be so bad...)
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Post by Killbuck » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:35 pm

Ghastly, simply ghastly.....
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:28 pm

Too dronk t'stand up!!! Wassamadda you???
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Post by The CO » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:59 pm

Because you're wearing Moon Shoes and tripping.
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Post by ZaphodBurner » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:04 am

I still can't figure out how to squeeze my junk through the funnel.

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Post by BAS » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:03 pm

:shock: ...am I sitting...?! :shock: Sorry! I thought I was in the porta-pottie! :oops:


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Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:24 pm

Um, my seat's wet.
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Post by BAS » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:24 am

Oh! Sorry! Here's a towel! Ooops! Sorry, Ma'am, I thought that your, uhm, was a towel.... Er, excuse me. I think I need to try to find my way back to my camp or something.... :oops:


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:39 am

Cause they're screaming down in front.
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Post by Box Burner » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:37 am

too tired to aim.
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why sit to pee

Post by lothos 1162 » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:56 pm

Because I'm to fuckung lazy to stand.Lothos
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Re: why sit to pee

Post by PurpleKoosh » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:17 pm

lothos 1162 wrote:Because I'm to fuckung lazy to stand.Lothos
Or to check your spelling, apparently.
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