Predictions:

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:15 pm

azii will be a Senatorial candidate from______________in 2008

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:29 pm

We are all doomed

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:31 pm

nogganoodle wrote:We are all doomed

Those of us with the Parkerized "tools" aren't

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:43 pm

Ozzy Osbourne will be elected Govenor of California in 2008. Burning Man will come to an unexpected end in 2010 when the Man suddenly takes off running for the nearest coast. Late in 2007 it will be revealed that Dick Cheney has been dead-yet-still-living for the past 18 years. Martha Stewart will be abducted to Burning Man in 2007 and spontaneously combust after three hours at the event. 2011 The Church of Scientology will announce that, according to recently discovered writtings of L. Ron Hubbard, we are all actually decended from kangaroos, and not clams, as was previously believed. (The Australian government will either ignoe or vehemently deny the CoS's claims.) 2008: George W. Bush, facing stunningly low poll numbers, will attempt to jump the Grand Canyon on his mountain bike. Shortly after take off he will be abducted by Space Vixens, never to be seen again. His poll ratings will, however, show a brief and startling rise. 2009: Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan will claw their way out of their graves to menace the public. Before their rampage gets under way, they will be decapitated by an SUV driven by a 4'8" 90 year old woman and a mini-van driven by a 30-something soccer mom who is late in picking her kids up from school, respectively. 2006: a bunch of new people will attend Burning Man, and a slighly smaller number of old timers will not attend. 2011: Earth will be invaded by an alien race who look surprisingly like sporks. No one will notice. 2012: To the horror of Scientology, and the surprise of everyone, Galatic Overlord Xenu will arrive on Earth. To the annoyance of Scientology, he will be greeted with open arms and Earth will enter a new golden age. 2013: Due to a miscalculation at a Tyson Chicken processing plant, the Yellowstone volcano will erupt and plunge Earth back into a new Dark Age.

B.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:46 pm

i predict i will be far more chraming or far more quiet than anyone would imagine when they meet me.

and... given the opportunity, i could charm the panties off of DoT (not that i want to, except for the effect_

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:53 pm

...panties...

love em

ANd what the fuck is "chraming"?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:57 pm

ya bastard, its "charming" in a better lit fucking bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:02 pm

...oh

...and I predict that someday, somehow, humans who should, in no uncertainfuckingterms, never ever be allowed to breed, will finally realize that LIFE is sexually transmitted.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:06 pm

major 911 revelation from highly placed government official probably this year, maybe soon.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:11 pm

BAS wrote: Ozzy Osbourne will be elected Govenor of California in 2008. ........... Martha Stewart will be abducted to Burning Man in 2007 and spontaneously combust after three hours at the event.
B.

**Monkeypoo gets down on knees and pleads to the stars and heavens**

Ozzie has my vote and I have to see Martha combust at BM before I die...
Please, oh God, oh please...if you really exist...make me cum with these
wishes we ask of thee - which I fully support whole-throatedly.......and
I will forever worship you in Heaven and lick your balls...say it is so....AMEN!!!

**gets up off her knees, wipes her mouth, grins naughty-like and swallows**

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:13 pm

12 steps are not enough, nowhere near enough.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:20 pm

monkey......wow

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:51 pm

I predict that I will like more people less than I should.

I predict that fewer people will hate me more than they should.

I predict that watching "War of the Worlds" will give me bad dreams.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:36 pm

I predict we'll all get a chance to see SED's fuzzy toes.

Ron

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:38 pm

If I don't drink my water.

Carrion my wayward son ...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:22 pm

I predict that I will now get off the damn computer and go running!

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:37 pm

I predict a 420 break and and art project...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:30 pm

I predict that I will work out the kinks in my flash movie

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:56 pm

geekster wrote:

If I don't drink my water.

Carrion my wayward son ...

geekster....

i mean, really.

carrion???

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:14 am

I predict that I will take a shower before my parents show up today!

B.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:53 am

Well, at the end of the month we'll all be at BRC. Meanwhile, sanctions will go into effect in Iran. They will, as promised cut off oil. They will be joined , as promised, by Venezuela. Iran will also convince Somalia to cut us off too.
At the end of BM, everyone will go home only to discover that there are no jobs.
Everyone will say "fuck It" and go back to BRC,,,,,,,and live happily ever after

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:24 am

Wait-a-minute! I work for the Department of Motor Vehicles!

Not having a job is a real possibility if we have no oil!!!

Aw, screw it! I will just go back to BRC and live happily ever after!

B.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:02 am

BAS, the BLM might not want us at BRC so we might have to go to RRR and stay with the Rebi and eat mice and ants.

Maybe we should have the PC on the QT so that the VP doesn't become a POW or a MIA. Then we might all get KP

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:27 pm

I blew that line.
Since the VP is such a VIP, maybe we should have the PC on the QT so that we don't all become MIA or POW
Think it's correct now.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:04 am

The aliens at Area 51 will hear rumors of Burning Man. They will tell the Pentagon to get fucked and make a run for it across the desert to BRC.

Larry will tell them that there's nothing that qualifies their spacecraft as "mutant vehicles" so they will have to leave them in impound.

The aliens will discover that Pabst combined with playa dust is the greatest euphoric / aphrodisiac in the galaxy.

They will post this on the intergalatic hypernet. Because of the resulting stampede and wierdness, the entire playa will be declared "off limits" to anyone who is sober,,,,or LE.

The LLC will make an exception to the "no commerce" rule. Miriam will trade a keg of Pabst and a bag of playa dust for for each 1 meg matter/ energy converter that an alien brings in.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:31 am

A large effigy of a man will be erected somewhere in the desert.
It will be surrounded by a large number of heathen celebrants.
The man will burn.
The man will rise again.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:56 pm

People will complain about the dust.

and the noise.

and the wind.

and the stinky cubes.

At burningman.

felony · Post by **felony** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:12 pm

I predict that blyslv will get tipsy and hand out 5 dollar bills at the Meet and Greet!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:03 pm

I predict all Playa Virgins will be buck naked by Wednesday!!!!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:18 pm

I predict that, if I AM buck naked, at least one person will request I put my clothes BACK ON! (That person could even be me!)

B.