The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:47 pm

here's a hammer.
"Back in my mixology days (*sitting in rocker, creaking back and forth*), I had this evil concotion called a Hammer (probably known by other names from other sources, etc., etc.):

Good vodka (Lukosova, the Polish potato vodka had just become available in the States, so I used that - Grey Goose works well too)

Welch's white seedless grape juice (not sparkling)

Dash of lime juice (fresh, if you please - none of that bottled swill)

Splash of soda.

Lots of ice.

Lime and frozen grapes to garnish."

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:58 pm

Fish, yes - fool, never.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:00 pm

Mmmmmm... frozen grapes would be GREAT on the playa. I can do this! So we shall experiment, eh?

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:03 pm

I'm all about experimenting on the playa :)

Weird side note: just got a PM from some dude giving me flack for the stupidity of my V Camp posts.

Like.. four months ago?

And I don't think he even bothered reading the whole thread, since he was inviting me to join his camp.

Guh.

X.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:06 pm

Have a fuckin Neutral Ice

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:10 pm

Hi Ya Heli! I've been Neutral Iced' on occasion... what's cookin' there hot stuff?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:14 pm

Making some Picadillo, sliced flank steak, sauteed with onions, jalapenos, and then drop some tomates whets almost done, shove it on a fresh tortilla, now if I can do this when I am just so fuckin shitfaced...

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:18 pm

I don't know what Picadillo is, but the rest of it sounds damn tasty! Gonna cook for Bar Camp one night? :)

X.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:24 pm

Aint Picadillo without the meat

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:26 pm

Is it related to Armadillo?

X.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:33 pm

No, it' s not, I am listening to Jerry Jeff and missing Texas. Shit

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:44 pm

helitack wrote:... missing Texas. Shit

No shit. You are not alone, Heli.

Here - for you, fresh from the folks at Pearl San Antonio...

BTW... break a leg on Weds...
bb

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:45 pm

Maybe closer to Pecadillo - Hi Ya Xta!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:01 pm

hi ya'll.

i turned in my badge at the igloo today.

hope to be out of here in a couple of days.

yaaaayyyyyy!

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:16 pm

Woooohoo! Congrats, BB :)

Hi Mojo, BBS, anyone walking in as I type... still don't know what it is that Heli is cooking but that's okay.. its actually time for me to leave the house and find some sustenance for my poor empty tummy!

Have a lovely evening, see y'all soon...

X

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:06 pm

OK....looks like everyone has gone away....time to get some leftovers from Heli's meal.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:13 pm

Boy he doesn’t leave much,..... any beer in the cooler?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:17 pm

None, he cleaned that out too.

But there is gin left.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:18 pm

hi Z.

how is your day?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:18 pm

Then Gin it is,....any thing to mix with it?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:22 pm

I’m doing well but not doing enough,.. as usual, So BB your now a Vagabond jobless soon to be homeless, your coming up in the world boy,....

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:22 pm

Hi Ya Zule, Boxy, Sput and all..

I'm trying to decide whether to dye my hair purple for the event. Have the dye....have the regular dye to change it back before I go back to work the day after.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:28 pm

Mojo who knows you might just decide to not dye it back,.....

have you done this before I hear some dyes stain some hair colors ,... though dyeing it back would probably cover that,....

I love Purple!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:30 pm

hi sput

gin is good. one of my best new years drunks was a fifth of gin that i drank all myslf because no-one else wanted any.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:30 pm

There's some vermouth back here in the way back part of the cupboard.

Martini time!

Hey Mojo! I was thinking about dyeing my beard blue, but I'm not sure I want to hit the airport that way. Might stir up trouble.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:31 pm

Ol' Bluebeard!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:33 pm

mojo wrote:Hi Ya Zule, Boxy, Sput and all..

I'm trying to decide whether to dye my hair purple for the event. Have the dye....have the regular dye to change it back before I go back to work the day after.....

purple a very good color go for it. dye all of your hair purple.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Dang, there doesn't seem to be a cocktail called "Hit in the Head with a Hammer."

Seems a damn shame to me.

Satin Hammer

In a tall glass over ice: One shot each vodka, Frangelico, amaretto, Kahlua, and Irish Cream. (Half-and-half optional, if you're feeling especially delicate.)

It lives up to its name, I assure you.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:37 pm

My playa bike has purple EL wire on it...

And speaking of purple...

KOOSHIE!!!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:39 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Mojo who knows you might just decide to not dye it back,.....

have you done this before I hear some dyes stain some hair colors ,... though dyeing it back would probably cover that,....

I love Purple!

Would not go over well - although my law office leans to the left, I don't want to defend myself against a contempt charge if someone decides to be a crabby-pants.