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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:18 am

Purple with Mimosa please! Much better then coffeeeee!
got any grandmarnier infused strawberries?
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:23 am

Mornin sleepy heads.
Hey Pinemom, Hey Kitty,

Well, got my boots all laced up and my cat-o-nine tails packed and ready. Off to the school and find out what the hell is going on. I did get my grades in but someone had forgotten to take a grade off that was not suppose to be there. My professor cannot do anything about it so looks like I gotta go confront my next victim. Dammit, I pay their salary. Now looks like I gotta train them as well.

I'll be back for that tequila shot. Kisses to all!
If you see Zoom pokin around, give him a spank and hug for me.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:31 am

Grandmarnier infused strawberries, you bet! Plus lots more champagne.

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I'd like some of that training when you get back Lor. Meowch! that cat-o-nine scratches good.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:38 am

Oh thank you so much BC, I love those strawberries...they make your mouth cum!
heheheee
Hmmmm keep getting all the new reports from playa dust....it has been very windy here for a couple days...and I dont know where I read it, but like they say...if ya dont like the weather here, stick around IT WILL CHANGE!

So chances of the wind subsiding and getting a HOT WEEK out there are looking good, I saw a Indian summer harvest moon last week on full moon, that to me signifies the possiblity of a HOT end of AUGUST...into Sept.
Im doing the indian summer dance for us all!! I think I'd definately rather be HOT and naked then dust covered cold!
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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:45 am

Yes, I would definitely prefer that you be hot and naked.
Here'e to mouth orgasms!
cheers!

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:47 am

Oh, we're gonna miss ya in so many ways BC!!! everynight MozY shall commence the toasts to BC!
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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:58 am

tops off champagne flutes
I figure why wait until nighttime. Heck, why wait for the playa.
To Mozy's hems!

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:59 am

To MozY's Hems!!!
::CLINK::

shit hole in my mouth, now who's gonna lick this up?
::snicker::
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... What Would It Be Like To Be A Sparrow?........

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:23 am

morning all.....

slept good here in the desert. My cat Persia, came out again this trip, and boy did she abate the rat and mouse problem in an instant. I mean those fucking little bastards were running around jumping all over every fucking thing, all over me in the middle of the night. Well that's over she has been on the job since she got here. I was really worried she the last time she came she finally got out in the middle of the night and almost came up somebody's dinner, I was lucky to have found her over 3,000 meters fom camp at 3 am in the inky blackness of the desert. This time she came out earlier about 6pm got to check out the senerio a little better set her bounderies. Now she roams freely between both RVs and anywhere outside 24 hours. Needless to say after being coop-up in my friends apartment where she got along with no body she hissed and was made and mostly hid, not to mention my other friend wanted to make her into this petting friendly chatty-kathy cat but luckly she wasn't having it and she mostly came out of it her regular self-center, does'nt like to be touched, held, fed from your hand, feed from a dirty bowl , picked up, or bothered in general (my kinda cat). And now that she's free to catch her own food at will. hmmmm....

plain o'l Joe for me, thanks...







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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:25 am

:lol: hehe messy girl... dribble lip..... :P I know a surgen who can fix it for ya... :o
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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:27 am

alrighty gang...off to hit more kilt'n!
"get off the pc and go to work...self"
Love and sweet grandmarnier kisses to all!
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:30 am

pinemom wrote:alrighty gang...off to hit more kilt'n!
"get off the pc and go to work...self"
Love and sweet grandmarnier kisses to all!

make mine with a marichinno cherry in the middle..





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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:30 am

mojo wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Mojo who knows you might just decide to not dye it back,.....

have you done this before I hear some dyes stain some hair colors ,... though dyeing it back would probably cover that,....

I love Purple!
Would not go over well - although my law office leans to the left, I don't want to defend myself against a contempt charge if someone decides to be a crabby-pants.
Dang, yeah, those crabby-pantzes are the worst, aren't they?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:32 am

Lorgasm wrote:Lorgasm goes to espresso machine..

CLICK

Sits down to read letter from her friends at the Black Rock Desert...

Posts the following article for everyone...


Also, I am conducting a fundraiser from Saturday night/Sunday morning
through Tuesday near the 10 mile desert entrance. I will be collecting
garbage from departing participants for a $5 - $10 donation to
Friends. The trash will be removed in 4 debris boxes donated by Waste
Management in Reno. Any help with this would be greatly appreciated.

Please contact me at (775) 557-2900, or email [email protected].

Thanks! --Metric

Matthew Ebert aka Metric
Friends of Black Rock High Rock
http://blackrockdesert.org
Dang,t hat metric is a hero!
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:43 am

I know Metric.. Bought my Ugly Playa (DPW & Perimitter) Van.. He's a very cool guy and what a treat.. trash out for $5-10 bucks... saves the roads from wearing it... Great plan!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:14 am

Oh, his letter about the power plant was pretty damn good, too. The Black Rock Desert area has gained a good friend in him. I could get mushy and say it's due to the event, and that's true, but I don't know that I want to get mushy about it. But it's good to see someone come up to bat and do the right thing when a lot of burners and too burned out from being on overdrive for weeks and letting that f*ck things up for the locals and the rest of us.

I Crush Metric.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:18 am

I second the Crush On Metric.. He's a Blast to drink with as well... WOOHOO!!
Thanks for you Love!!
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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:19 am

end of the week projects bring a tear to my eye.

so noble.

raises glass, realizes it's empty, refills, raises glass

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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:19 am

*Tips the glass not spilling a sip..Cheers!!
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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:16 am

pours a champagne for Bin

Ahoy there!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:18 am

*fishy dashes into the bar and hugs BC so hard she almost lost under his feathers*
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:21 am

dripping
Whoa! Hiya fishy! Good to squeeze you too!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:23 am

So any recommendations on creating a drink called "Hit in the Head with a Hammer"?
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:29 am

BigCock wrote:pours a champagne for Bin

Ahoy there!
Ahoy, fellow Playa-orphan! CLINK!
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Post by mojo » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:34 am

Yes, there should be a poll and a general consensus. (BTW - "Hit me in the head with a hammer" is my pet name for my computer repair guy)

RE: the Crabby Pantz - it is all the more poignant when the Crabby Pantz in question has a robe and gavel.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:35 am

Okay. Thunderdome.
Crabby Pants v. Dancing Ito. Weapon Hammer. Who wins?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by mojo » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:39 am

Doesn't matter who wins - as long as I can get a photo, my purple hair just won't make much difference......

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:45 am

Ah, how to win friends and blackmail people...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:08 pm

lorgasm enters bar with the look of great accomplishment.

Howdy folks,

Just got back from the school. Got the folks there to take care of my grade situation. Guess the boots and cat-o-nine tails worked. Always does. Got me a good old GPA: 3.11!!! It not Student of the Month but it'll do for now.

Then when I got home...guess what...My el-wire is in. They work and look great.

Ready for that shot now. (((hugs)))) to all!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:18 pm

Cheers for Lorgazm!!!!!
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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