The Bar

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:19 pm

a big ((((WOOOOHOOOO)))) for the cat o' nine tails and the babe who wields it so well.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:23 pm

Ah shucks guys...'twasn't nuthin...

Thanks!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:24 pm

((((((LORGASM))))))

Let's celebrate. So, back to what's in a Hit Me On The Head With a Hammer?

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:25 pm

Girls with toys of power.... I love it!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:27 pm

Yeah, if those girls were cute enough we could sell lots of "Hit me on the Head with a Hammer."

Vodka, cause that's always sounded like the hardest liquor of them all. Frozen Grapes, cause what the bunny wants the bunny gets. I've got 8 bottles of low cal white cranberry juice, but that doesn't seem tough enough....

*fishy taps fin on gills in thought*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:29 pm

Hey Velvetina!!!

Do you know what's in that drink Mojo mentions?

"Hit me in the head with a hammer"

Sounds painful...but could be mighty tasty...

(((Velvetina))))

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:33 pm

Afternoon all!

Close as I can come.......

Ball-Peen Hammer
Brain Hammer
Brutal Hammer
Drop the Hammer on the Turkey
Firehammer
Hammer and Tongs
Hammer Cocktail
Hammer Horror
Hammer of Thor
Hammerhead
Hawaiian Hammer
Healthy But Hammered
Hemingway Hammer
Honolulu Hammer
Irish Hammer
Jack Hammer
Jack Hammer #2
Jack Hammer #3
Jack-Hammer II
Jackhammer
Jackhammer #2
Jackhammer #3
Jesus Jackhammer
Jeweler's Hammer
Jeweller's Hammer
Pajama Jackhammer
Sledgehammer
The Jack Hammer
Velvet Hammer
Velvet Hammer
Velvet Hammer #2
Velvet Hammer #3

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:34 pm

*bunny scratches chin with hind foot*

Well, I'm all for either the white grape juice or the white cranberry - but I think an additional liqour is requisite.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:36 pm

Wow, TITWI - I'm impressed. So maybe we are about to invent something totally new and unique to the e-playa bar!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:37 pm

Hey,
Just a quick shout out here.
Just got off the phone with Zoom. He says HI. He's very busy and got lots of peeps around there (work)so has been unable to stop by. He said he'll be makin his rounds later.

carry on.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:37 pm

Head blower =

30 ml whisky/30 ml dark rum/1/2 glass super strong Beer/30 ml Tequila/1/2 teaspoon black pepper

but No Pepper!
Head Banger (oh how Metal!) =

1 ounce Southern Comfort/ 1 ounce Whiskey

Maiden Head (for those who won't be called "Virgins") =

3 oz cherry brandy/2 oz 7-Up® cherry soda/2 oz cherry soda/1 1/2 oz whipped cream
Mix chilled ingredients; cherry brandy, 7-up and snapple with a stirring stick. Top with whipped cream and a cherry in a white wine glass.

Head Shock =

1 part tequila/2 parts Absinthe
Just pour into a shooter glass.

Now that may be a place to start!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:37 pm

I propose that we have a series of on-playa experiments to determine the exact ingredients and proportions (must contain trace amounts of playa dust).

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:39 pm

mojo wrote:Wow, TITWI - I'm impressed. So maybe we are about to invent something totally new and unique to the e-playa bar!

Well, I found the name! Now I want the drink!

And if we can work cream soda in there, I'll be impressed. Or maybe not. Anyway, I'm bringing a six pack.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:39 pm

mojo wrote:I propose that we have a series of on-playa experiments to determine the exact ingredients and proportions (must contain trace amounts of playa dust).

Good Plan!
We could make it an Event!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:40 pm

I got my lab coat on!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:41 pm

Fishy, name the time and I will pack extra cream soda, frozen grapes and maybe frozen cherries. - They're going on the list.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:42 pm

Zoom sluggishly walks in sits next to Lorgasm. gives her a bite kiss on the shoulder

hi everyone, please keep the spankings to a minimum but the hugs i will take all day. need lots of hugs.

congradulations Lorgasm. my friggin' eyes are itchy been here at work since 5 this morning will not be getting out until about 6:30ish. still lots of work here to get done before our trip. can not wait for this week to be over then next week kinda take it easy.

so how about a jager bomb. need the rush need my second wind.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:42 pm

I know I have some Erlenmeyer flasks around somewhere.....Hmmm, lab coats and goggles.....

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:45 pm

mojo wrote:*bunny scratches chin with hind foot*

Well, I'm all for either the white grape juice or the white cranberry - but I think an additional liqour is requisite.

Yea, and nothing pops up with white cranberry as an ingredient.....

Maybe add a little Grand Marnier?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:48 pm

mojo wrote:((((((LORGASM))))))

Let's celebrate. So, back to what's in a Hit Me On The Head With a Hammer?

there is a brutal hammer
i shot red wine with one shot vodka

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:50 pm

Zoom wrote:
mojo wrote:((((((LORGASM))))))

Let's celebrate. So, back to what's in a Hit Me On The Head With a Hammer?
there is a brutal hammer
i shot red wine with one shot vodka

I think this belongs in the FUCK thread....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:51 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I got my lab coat on!

NO! More boots and cat-o-9!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:53 pm

All these tool worded drinks:
Screw driver
Hammer............
......hammer......
Nail me.......
Nail you.......

At the risk of sounding sexist..were these drinks named by ...MEN????

Is there drink named weed wacker? If not, lets make one. I came up with the name, someone give me hand with the ingredients...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:54 pm

mojo wrote:
Zoom wrote:
mojo wrote:((((((LORGASM))))))

Let's celebrate. So, back to what's in a Hit Me On The Head With a Hammer?
there is a brutal hammer
i shot red wine with one shot vodka
I think this belongs in the FUCK thread....

????????

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:55 pm

Zoom - wine and vodka? FUUUUUUUCK!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:56 pm

Hey BC,
I still got the boots on..

Hey Mojo,
FUCK is right!
Wine goes with wine.

Fuck goes with wine too come to think of it........

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:00 pm

Lorgasm wrote:
Is there drink named weed wacker? If not, lets make one. I came up with the name, someone give me hand with the ingredients...

there are drinks called a bush wacker and also a pecker wrecker
(sorry BC)

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:02 pm

How 'bout a WEED WACKER.

I've always liked that name.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:11 pm

I think that one's all yours LO.....
This is as close as I see..
Pudwacker recipe

Scale ingredients to servings
2 oz white tequila
1 oz dark creme de cacao
1 oz cream
1/2 tsp hot chocolate powder

Heya Zoom, glad to hear ya may get a little break next week... work sucks....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:13 pm

You can be Hit by a Mack Truck:

* 1 oz. Pepper Vodka
* 1 oz. Vodka (Preferably Diesel brand vodka - may substitute with everclear)
* 1 tsp. Horseradish (Fresh and grated)
* 10 oz. Tomato Juice
* Dash of Tabasco Sauce (LIGHT dash)
* Pinch of Salt (Coarse)
* Pepper (Freshly ground)

Combine the ingredients in a highball glass, stir well, garnish with a celery stick and a cherry tomato and make sure the drinker is sitting down before serving.

or you can Hit from the Bong:

* 1/2 oz. Sambuca
* 1/2 oz. Pisang Ambon

Mix in a shot glass and dip two fingers in the glass. Take them out, shoot and put your wet fingers into your mouth. Now take a deep breath. Blows yours lungs out…

or get Hit in the Face:

4 oz. Dr. Pepper
2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
2 oz. Southern Comfort
2 oz. Jägermeister®

Add Malibu Rum, Jagermeister and Southern Comfort to Dr.Pepper. Mix well, and drink fast...

OR, get a Brain Hammer

1 1/2 oz peach Schnapps
1/2 oz bailey's irish cream
grenadine
1 oz bacardi or appletons 151 proof rum

Use a narrow, stemmed glass that\'s not too tall. Pour peach Schnapps in first, then using an inverted spoon, pour on a layer of bailey's. Slowly drip grenadine through the bailey\s, creating a brain effect at the bottom of the glass. Put another, thin layer of 151 on top. Fill a spoon with 151, light the alcohol, then carefully drip the burning rum down a long knife so that it lights the rum in the glass. While burning, drink entire beverage through a straw without stopping.

OR, you can Drop the Hammer on the Turkey

1.0 oz Bourbon
1.0 splash Grenadine
1.0 oz 151 proof Rum

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old fashioned glass with or without ice cubes, and serve.

but as far as I can tell, there's no official way to get Hit in the Head with a Hammer. We'll have to ask Mozy.