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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:33 am

FUCK ALL CAR THIEVES

DOUBLE FUCK TRUCK THIEVES
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Post by nogganoodle » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:15 am

Fuck, thats fucked Mozy.

Don't know what to say, apart from

Fuck
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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:41 am

Box Burner wrote:
Mozy bonz wrote:FUCK MY truck was stolen today Fuck have nothing to haul the bar with for BM FUCK


NO FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:58 am

Mozy's truck being stolen fucking sucks. But I'm tired of bad news I'm gonna post something kinda good.

I had to update my vacation planner at work this morning (I work for a telco) and this is what it says:
Sunday 8/27/06 to Tuesda 9/5/06 - Vacation. Destination: Black Rock City, NV.
Special Note: The Burning Man festival is held in the Black Rock Desert of Northern Nevada, one of the few remaining areas with NO CELL / PCS SERVICE by any carrier in North America. In other words when I say I'm not available and can't be reached I mean it.

I also gave 'em this link to look for themselves...it has the nearest tower locations as being clear down on I-80.
http://www.cellreception.com/towers/towers.php

Needless to say sending that reminder out put a big fucking smile on my face this morning!
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:08 am

K-IV,
I'm so fuckin glad you are going. Just can't wait for this fuckin week to be over. SO much to fuckin do right now.

I need a fuckin massage!
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Post by Zoom » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:09 am

Kinetic IV wrote:
I also gave 'em this link to look for themselves...it has the nearest tower locations as being clear down on I-80.
http://www.cellreception.com/towers/towers.php

Needless to say sending that reminder out put a big fucking smile on my face this morning!
i am right with you, my job also ask me about if i could have my fucking cell phone with me in case they needed to contact me about questions here at work. i told them i would not be getting service out there but they could leave a fucking message. fuck em'
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:10 am

Oh FUCK!... MB.

We'll call ya later today..... see what we can come up with....... Can't allow them fucking theives to fuck up Burning Man....THE MAN WILL BURN, and we will all be there to see it!
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:12 am

Great fuckin job TITWI

All Hail TITWI!

Lets all get to the fuckin man. He's waitin for us. Damn, I'm fuckin shakin.
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Post by Zoom » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:15 am

Mozy that really fucking bites.
well if you want i could make a wish for you, but first i will tell you what happened last time ai made a wish upon a thief.
a man was going around in the tampa area here during christmas and stealing the salvation army money. i had made a comment that they would find him dead in a ditch on the side of the road for stealing money from needy families.
about three fucking days later i read in the newspaper that he lost control of the vehicle and died in a crash in a ditch.
I just hope that there is someone near by to help you out. if i was there i would definitely help out as much as i could.
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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:19 am

my fucken brain is in overdrive MozY....think think think....hmmmm will make some "trailor" phone calls see what i can come up with!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:22 am

So much for trying to be positive on a Monday.
Just when I thought I had everything locked in...the ticket situation unravels and here comes another fucking money crunch. It doesn't look good....but if there's a will there's a way. And one way or another my trip West is going to get done.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:47 am

Fuuuck! I have wasps in a gap in my facia. Fucking Sure Shot went empty mid-spray and doused my face and arms with fucking Bug Killer! Argghhhh.

Oh, AND FUCK YOU BUGS!

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Post by ibdave » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:51 am

< Got a Big Fucking grin on my face trying to picture antiMs face as she spits out wasp spray> :lol: :lol:
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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:17 am

Oh fuck Anti M!!!! Been there done that! I actually sprayed it fucken backwards once...and then everyone asked me how I could do that when cannister isnt ergonamically able to do that...I was scared of getting stung...and just fucken hit the button!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:25 am

Ya Fuck that sucks sorry....

Now for my FUCK I've been thinking that our Registration was done b4 the end of this month... So it looks I stuck the sticker upside down.. so that means it was due in June... So I have to go pay insurance ..Oh cause it's late, then have to spend however long they make me at DMV and not the fun one on the playa..Bugger..So FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! *knocking on wood...no cops behind me!
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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:28 am

be fucken careful Miss velvet!
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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:29 am

actaully fucken cops will think its rightside up too!You'll probly going to be ok!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:33 am

Well after I noticed it ... thank god ..cause I have had cops behind me & do nothin.. so almost 9 now.. bout time to get in gear.... Oh yea Fuck
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:37 am

Hey Velvetina!
Fuckin sucks about the whole registration stuff.

I'm having a hard time gettin if fuckin gear today. Zoom is MIA. Cats are following me around like I'm made of fuckin catnip. Got piles of clothes scattered all over the place; what goes to BRC, what goes to the homeless, what goes where. Still other shit to take care of and I just feel fuckin tired. heavy sigh.
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:43 am

Hooks Sweet Logasm With a Spiced up and hot Expresso Delight.. then take 2 more cups of coffee with that and call me in the afternoon!! **Wink Wink.. I'm off to take care of bizzzzzzzness
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:28 am

[quote="Lorgasm"] Zoom is MIA. quote]

Hi Lorgasm (Zoom gives Lorgasm a love bite and a kiss on the neck)

speaking of hi. i have been pouring these fucking molding compounds all friggin' morning and now i am so fucking high. numbers are changing themselves right before my fucking eyes and things keep moving in my fucking peripherals. is a good high right now but it is starting to make me fucking sick in my stomach. i just can not get over the fucking numbers changing on me swear to god it was a fucking four just a second ago now it is a fucking five
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Post by Kinetic IV » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:10 am

This is gonna be a strange year. I'm travelling the lightest I've ever been since coming to the event...just bare basics. No trailer, it's back to a tent. I'm not signed up for any volunteer stuff yet. I'm not working a greeters shift which I'd love to do but I read somewhere all the shifts are taken, no openings left. Costume wise all I have are sarongs (15+ of those to make into something ((the key word there is something)), 2 pairs of wings and a few other things so that's unusual too. The only "scheduled" events I have on my 'calendar" so far is the Meet and Greet, and burn night.

I'm used to having everything but the kitchen sink with me, having lots of structured time, a PDA packed with stuff....this is gonna be weird.

Yet this could turn out to be the best fucking burn I've ever had too. Fear is the loss of structured time and planning. Hope....is that it works out in ways I never fucking imagined. I'm going to just throw myself into the event...and whatever I can get involved in, whatever happens happens.

Now that I think about it...I want to be a lamplighter carrier this year, and if anyone knows about a greeter's shift that has openings I'm interested. I also need to get that email address off the JRS and apply for a temple guardian slot...

This is going to be a fucking awesome year...I just know it is....
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Post by BAS » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:02 pm

Well, fuck, I still haven't got around to getting any 1-ply toilet paper! I need that, a dust mask, goggles, and a list so I don't forget anything! :?


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Post by BAS » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:43 pm

Fuck! Bike tires! Fuck!

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Post by Jewel*** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:45 pm

fuck.......i've been a way too long............it's fucking nice to be here tonight, although i'm so fucking tired i'm gonna have to leave soon.

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Post by Rockdad » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:01 pm

Just down the road from here
Fucked up - 12 motorcycles tooling up road after a dinner together tonight. A lady in a Truck pulls right out in front of them in a 55 mph zone.
Fuck
2=1 male, 1 female coroner cases.
1=female critical lifeflight helo.

All three were on two bikes in front of pack both t-boned the truck on driver side.

These bikers were all older folks mostly mixed gang of male and female bike owners. and had just taken club photo's together during dinner...fuck
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Post by SED » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:07 pm

Ow. So sorry it's so common, RD.

Thanks for posting that. a reminder to us all to be careful.
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Post by Velvetina » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:45 am

Ya it's very Fucked up..
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:04 am

Everyone please be fucking careful. We had a police officer die on way to Sturgis (or coming from). Anyway, some fucker on a motorcycle turned left in front of the officer and his wife (both on a motorcycle). Wife is injured, a young widow now with children. Not a good thing.

Also, bittersweet to hear that finally got the fucker who killed Jon Benet. Bitter that it opens old wounds. Sweet that the family can hopefully get some closure. Bitter that the parents remained under the umbrella of suspicion for all these years and that the mother passed away before the perp was caught. I heard that she knew about the perp shortly before her death. Kudos to the family for being so strong during this time.

Pleasant Dreams little one.
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Post by geekster » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:17 pm

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

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