The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:33 am

Lorgasm wrote:Mornin BB,

Hey, you're not drivin to where I think you're drivin to.....are ya?

Are you teasin me?

I am going to load my truck and if it doesn't kill me i will head out this afternoon. might wait and leave in the morning. see how i feel. be in salt lake city by this saturday.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:09 am

BOX B, hope that right arm is better before you attempt this...unfortunate to have clutch, with bad arm!
AND you cant get there if your dead! dont travel before you can manuver that arm on that gear shifter good!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:11 am

Morn' P Koosh, and Jewel!!!!
ya trying to wake this morning is a lil' rough? didnt drink last night, nor stayed up late...but I have SOOOOOO many projects lining up behind these damn KILTS!

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:42 am

I have an anatomy question and I thought the bar was a good place to ask. You can work out any problem sitting at a bar.

I worked topless at arctica. This was "no problem" with the health dept.
The girls are forbidden from this. Are my tits healthy? Are hers unhealthy?

Can a tranny show a nice set? Suppose the dick has been removed?
Do you need a "dick license"? to show your tits?

Obviously, it's all arbitrary, but I wish someone from the Nevada health dept would wander into the bar and make it clear. I'd love to hear the rationalization.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:52 am

why?

frozen nipples of course

http://www.fripples.net/

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:06 am

can't sit still wrote:I have an anatomy question and I thought the bar was a good place to ask. You can work out any problem sitting at a bar.

Too many qustions for this early... must have beer... whiskey... musings...

I worked topless at arctica. This was "no problem" with the health dept.
The girls are forbidden from this. Are my tits healthy? Are hers unhealthy?

Climbed Mt. Titicaca, and seeked the wise one who sat on the top. Upon finding, asked the guru on the mountain. Guru said...

Put a damn shirt on. Let the women work topless. Gurus like boobs much better than hairy chests. And where's my 40 of PBR?

Can a tranny show a nice set? Suppose the dick has been removed?
Do you need a "dick license"? to show your tits?

Upon reading the sacred tomes of "My Little Reader", the Guru further euclidated hereupon...

If Dick is removed, then it ain't Dick. Ask Jane. You should Spot this.
To spot one's dick, one must have a tit license. Unless Dick is oozing. Then one should remove Dick, feed to Spot, while Jane watches... And WHERE'S MY F***ING BEER???

Obviously, it's all arbitrary, but I wish someone from the Nevada health dept would wander into the bar and make it clear. I'd love to hear the rationalization.

In closing, the Guru Sayeth...

Rationalisms are out the window when it comes to civil service - this is a truth you should know. And speaking of rational...

THE HELL WITH THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT, DAMNIT, GIMME A FUCKING BEER!!!

Upon this, I was thrown mightily from the summit down a deep crevasse, filled with old climbing gear, rusted and broken, the bleached bones of many a climber, and mounds of PBR bottles, all empty...

T minus 6 days 22 hours...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:17 am

can't sit still wrote:I have an anatomy question and I thought the bar was a good place to ask. You can work out any problem sitting at a bar.

I worked topless at arctica. This was "no problem" with the health dept.
The girls are forbidden from this. Are my tits healthy? Are hers unhealthy?

Can a tranny show a nice set? Suppose the dick has been removed?
Do you need a "dick license"? to show your tits?

Obviously, it's all arbitrary, but I wish someone from the Nevada health dept would wander into the bar and make it clear. I'd love to hear the rationalization.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:48 am

Zoom bounces into the wall trips over the NEB crawls to the bar

goooood mornnnninggg. just stopped by to say high to everyone needed some fresh air. damn this molding compound stuff is getting me so high and believe it or not it is FDA approved. Sput i think the statues are moving again. do not even ask me to count. numbers keep changing their faces. well back to work now. be back later.

Zoom puts a bottle of Pinot Noir behind the bar

when Lorgasm comes in tell her i left her a bottle her behind the bar.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:54 am

WELCOME TO NEVADA!!!!!

Where you can Gamble your entire life saving away in one hand!
Where you can see full nudity with cocktails in both hands!!
Where you can purchase a woman....or MAN for an entire night of naughty fun!

where everything BUT marijauna is legal................

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:38 am

Maybe this is part of the process and/or panic mode...but, I have no friggin energy today. Just had my 3rd cup of coffee, some protein, water, vitamins. Just feelin like a 2 day old helium balloon. I hate this.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:57 am

Maybe 5-10-20 minutes in a nice, "I surrender" child's pose on the floor?

Sorry to hear you've got a low energy thing happening.. I've got lots of energy, just don't have the willpower to direct it where it is supposed to go!

(about to flit off to the yarn store and the pool and maybe the library... nothing to do with packing or costume prep today :)

X.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:02 am

Lor...Im right there with ya...all this energy and having hard time starting my shit!
Ok Im off to put my face to the grindsewingmachinestone!

Let the KILT-O-RAMA beginnnagin

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:13 am

Well,
just threw a stack of cold weather clothes on top of my BM box and starting to feel a bit more awake. Guess it was just a stress thingy. Soon gotta call the student loan peeps and tell them to back off till next month. Hope I don't overpack this year.

BTW: How long does chapstick keep. Just found a stick that was a gift given to me in 2004. It has the address Mercury and 4:00. I think this is the place where they strapped me on to a bar and spanked me.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:15 am

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:15 am

Jewel*** wrote:good morning everyone...................have a shitload to do today. but first I need to find a dentist since mine is on vacation and I fucking cracked a tooth.

espresso please.........

ESPRESSO UP!

(how did you crack a tooth fucking?)

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:16 am

For moisturizing properties, forever :) For sunblock, I dunno.. but I've found that my block-in-a-bottle isn't nearly as effective the second year as it was the first...

I stumbled upon 3 for $15 yoga pants yesterday, so those will happily be worked into my nightwear to be warm AND playful... <yawn> Gawd, time to go find somewhere sunny to nap :)

X.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:17 am

Hey Fire Elf,

((((thanks)))))

WHen all else fails, go for the tea!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:18 am

Lorgasm wrote:
BTW: How long does chapstick keep. Just found a stick that was a gift given to me in 2004. It has the address Mercury and 4:00. I think this is the place where they strapped me on to a bar and spanked me.

That's near where we were then; .... 4:00 & Uranus...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:23 am

Yeah,
Uranus was a happenin place to be back then. Guess it was cuz everyone just wanted to say they partied on uranus. Sorry I missed you. I'll see ya soon though.

Why do I all of a sudden feel so dirty...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:36 am

Time for a cold shower. Hey, Reno people (Pinemom, TITWI, Velv) - how's with the Belgians? Did they get their stuff released?

Think I'll make a "do not disturb" sign for my desk. Naptime. Thanks for the tea, FelfyRelf.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:50 am

Hey X,
I'm takin some yoga pants and jammy pants with me too. You got a great deal.

Dammit, got one week to get this sh*t together....or else....

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:55 am

what's to prepare, throw your stuff in a bag, get on the plane?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:08 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Yeah,
Uranus was a happenin place to be back then. Guess it was cuz everyone just wanted to say they partied on uranus. Sorry I missed you. I'll see ya soon though.

Why do I all of a sudden feel so dirty...

MUST BE THE DUST....

We ran a clean camp and bodies

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:18 pm

Well I got some stuff packed. Figured out how to fit the tent poles inside the Bronco.

which is good because it would have been difficult to tie them on wearing splints on my hands. i am going to get some lunch now. finnish packing when i get back.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:22 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Time for a cold shower. Hey, Reno people (Pinemom, TITWI, Velv) - how's with the Belgians? Did they get their stuff released?

Think I'll make a "do not disturb" sign for my desk. Naptime. Thanks for the tea, FelfyRelf.

The last post I saw, The Belgians went out to the Playa.... All is good.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:24 pm

Allrightee then:

Got my student loans all consolidated and extended. Interest rates are gonna sting a bit but don't want to worry 'bout that now. Just wanna concentrate on hangin with my sistahs and brothahs on the Playa.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:47 pm

well gang gotta go for now burger night again. everyone take care. may you all be covered in playa dust and you all have some serious fun. love is a precious thing to have, so embrace and hold on to it. peace, out

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:00 pm

Hey Y'all

While Zoom goes and plays with his meat, I better get going too. Its rainin real hard here with lots of that scary lightnin and thunderin stuff.

Big Hugz to everyone.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:03 pm

damn, I broke 5 sewing needles today on KILTS!!! 3 are completed COMPLETELY!!! 2 are partially done,1 still needs to be pinned and stitched(thats you ZULE')
So I should have them pretty squared away by this evening.
Getting kinda scared...had a bit of sore neck(deffinately due to sewing forever) but then my throat hurt??? Looked at my throat...OH SHIT! white splotches! Amoxicillian, Echincea tea, vitamin C, multi vitamin...and garggle with sea salt and hot water....Didnt see or feel that coming???
Matter of fact...Knock on wood...I dont feel sick at all...hopefully I caught it in time...?! Hopefully Titwi doesnt get sick either! Hope not dear!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:05 pm

Kilts good

Sharing questionable....