Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:49 am

FLASH MESSAGE - To Supreme Axis Leader, Benevolent Despotic Dictator.

Check other message box. We have already annihilated the eplaya one via DoomStar uplink of Pat Boone music. Was apparently quite effective.

bb

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:57 am

10-4 Komrade BB--- will check the alternate Pat Boone-proof inbox. Hold off on the Don Ho music unless things get very desperate.

KK Over

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:05 am

PS-- will not be able to access alternate Pat Boone Proof inbox until later this evening. Break

Check your work email for message. break

Yes, I now see the debug-bug is widespead..... Over

KK

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:22 am

Remember Camp Bobonit War and Doom surplus supply houses are currently overstocked on the very effective offensive weapon CD "Spaced Out- The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner .

Due to the UN ban on the use of such potent broadcast weapons.

Sales have really perked up! get yours now.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:25 am

THAT would be a flagrant violation of the Geneva Convention.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:54 pm

Komrade BB...

Did the email get through to your work inbox? If epalya PMs are down, we may need for last minute coordiantions beforeyou depart!

KK

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:53 pm

kernul...are you able to stop off at jellpypine center this eve?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:24 pm

Afirm... communications to follow.... soon

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:02 pm

...warning to follow...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:02 pm

WARNING - KA INTEL REPORT - WARNING

Danish spies just transmitted this image of the Camp Herring assault flight preparing for transport to the U.S. and hence to Nevada. [STOP] Prepare all air defence mekanisms immediately. [STOP] KAStaPo agents will kontinue to monitor. [STOP]

Image of the dreaded Red Herring IV being prepared for trans-Atlantic flight.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:24 pm

pinemom wrote:kernul...are you able to stop off at jellpypine center this eve?

He brought me mine tonight and I danced a little happy jig! I looooooove the pockets! Nice work with the high tension string, too. I treasure my JellyPine kilt, dear Pinemom. Love to you who made it.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:03 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:53 am

That one's got to be from the Kernul's own quill, yes? Sensational!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:48 am

Ah..., why yes it is. Merci

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:51 am

Merci is for the weak....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:54 am

Begin transmission::
All is well on re-fitting secret weapon...stop...need to get whole troop of secret weapons together....stop...must see in action x's 6.....stop...Jelly, Im going to ring your neck!....stop....hahahaaaaa....stop
End transmission::

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:29 am

To the Space Kernul: A Roast with the Most Toast: or "Angst in your Pants"
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Last year we tortured our street with an unholy mix of Pat Boones's metal covers, nimoys "ballad of bilbo baggins", the unrelenting Wing massacre of ac/dc, the sound of music, phantom of the opera and the beatles, klaus nomi, shatner, and all manner of tweaked "golden throats" - the weak scurried away in a desperate attempt to spare the pain in their ovums,
And we were safely placed across from our nemesis, KAMP APOK.......
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)'(:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
This year however, we are neighbors, and i believe i have a cd "gift" for K.A................when you see the robot bumming smokes, you'll know the end is near!! we do not observe any Geneva conventions!! your hu-man frontal lobe audio suffering is but one of many experiments we need to conclude in 2006....

d6, former robot slave.......
www.robotronia.com

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:47 am

You"tortured your street"???/This is certainly
not a conflict that Club Verboten
wants to see,or more importantly
hear, accelerated.We are hopeful both camps
will take their peace loving neighbors into
account before using the ultimate playa weapon of ill will,sound.
For the people Omar Suarez President a/Vie

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:29 am

http://campherring.googlepages.com/elive.wmv

...Audio by EL Wire, video by LiveWire.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:40 am

LiveWire wrote:http://campherring.googlepages.com/elive.wmv

...Audio by EL Wire, video by LiveWire.

Nice.....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:03 am

Even I am impressed. For a camp facing it's inevitable doom and demise, their propoganda organs are working at a furious pace.

And as we know, nothing tastes better for breakfast than well worked and exorcised organs.

Spleen. It's whats for dinner.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:29 am

FLASH MESSAGE - DoomStar Transponder B - Encoded 1-A1-A3...

TO: LIEGE OF LAMENT, DEACON OF DOOM, PRINCE OF PANZERS...

FROM: EASTERN PACIFIC DEFENSES

MESSAGE TO FOLLOW:

MESSAGE RECEIVED AND REPLIED

OPERATION SHEISTERHAUZEN IS A GO

FUEL HAS BEEN GROUND AND BREWED

THE SNOWS ARE RED IN OSLO

DUNSMUIR TRAIN WAS A PREVIEW

YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED

MESSAGE ENDS

NOW.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:34 am

Message from Fort Llatikcuf:

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:51 am

helitack wrote:Message from Fort Llatikcuf:

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

FLASH MESSAGE - DoomStar TRANSPONDER B - ENCODED A-03-2B1

TO: KOMMANDANT OF KANTINAS, ASSKICKER OF ANNOYANCES IN ABSENTIA, LEADER OF THOSE OUT OF THE PIT OF DESPAIR OF THE VALLEY OF DEATH...

FROM: EASTERN PACIFIC DEFENSES

MESSAGE TO FOLLOW:

THE TRUCK OF BROWN MOVES ACROSS THE DESERT
LIKE HERRING THROUGH ONES INTESTINES
SLOWLY.

IN END, AS CERTAIN AS FISH BECOME FERTILIZER, TRUCK WILL ACCOMPLISH MISSION.

AS SO SHALL THOSE WHO HOPE FOR THEIR DOOM.

BRC IS SPECIFICALLY "NO DOG ". REMEMBER THIS. EVEN SO, THE ANSWERS ARE OUT THERE.

THE DOME AWAITS, WITH PBR CHILLED.

YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED.

MESSAGE ENDS

NOW

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:23 am

Oh boy! Cool Cryptic Shit!

To LTC BB Sue:

"Baroness of the Barren-ness, Mystic Maul of the Mighty, Justice of the Jihadome, Dutchess of Dust and Determined Dame of Doom Delivery".....

Affirm on message recieved, and of your accepting this vital mission. The Bowels of the Masses shall rejoice. HUZZA!!!!!

Contact HQ before launch..... special instructions for above operation and for BRC entry.

Your Total Doom is Assured and Reserved.

KK

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:46 am

The Northern People's Mountain Alliance are happy to report that the special screening process has been initiated. None shall escape unmarked with the sign of doom. Black and Green shall be the method of their conveyance, and the arrival time is in congruance with aforementioned elements. Message ends.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:52 am

Komrade Jafe, Great Ally of the Vangards of Doom-

Copy message..... this is welcome news....

The mark shall be a sign of oneness...

To Heli--

Good luck in this bold step... casting one's fate to fate as it were.... may the wind be in your sails....

Message ends.

KK

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:15 pm

"Tortured" during the daylight working hours.......................................
"tortured" to the extent that the hu-mans demanded "more,more,no more"
we have infiltrated the mighty Verbot before, back when they were 9:00, with our disorient kraftwerk stickers, and in fact, we have a beautiful set of "Kraftwerk Rare Mixes" vol 2-3 to offer in unison,
(robots hold a special place in their electronic heart for kraftwerk)
as well as the interactive video screen which we would be happy to project any "wire" sanctioned propaganda - (nice work, wires) -
all in the name of stopping the "master camp" mentality of my
would-be-oppressors, the overlords of KAMP APOK!!!

If you learn nothing else, know that this time around, there will be much resistance from this Polish-Bot in the face of the oncoming Kamp Apok Blitzkreig....I'm no horse-riding calvary soldier with outdated equipment-
I have been preparing for the rematch with the MANTIS ever since our fateful first meeting back in 4-ot06....Victory Awaits!!!
and yes, that may well just be my cold-unfeeling-robot-arm you feel in your sleeping quarters.........
(probably should have started a new thread for that one..............)

d6, anti-bot solution

)"( - in all seriousness, we wish you all a safe transport, and rest easy in the knowledge that our neighborhood is going to f!!'n ROCK!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:35 pm

")"( - in all seriousness, we wish you all a safe transport, and rest easy in the knowledge that our neighborhood is going to f!!'n ROCK!!!"

We may just have the beginnings of a village ya know!!!

Safe trip, and keep well lubed.

KK