Fuck!

[Velvetina]

Sad to say he's not new.. but sure lost the Burner hospitality.. thank god for everyone this is his last fucking year...

[Lorgasm]

Hey Velvetina.

I'm sure there are some case laws regarding this matter. I know we don't want things to get "ugly". However, a serious injustice has been committed against our sweet Velvetina. Hang in there baby, we are with you all the way. Just relax. XOXOX

[Velvetina]

Bring on all the dust devils and Kamp Apokaliptika soldiers to make sure it's his last year..

[Cabanasprings]

wow I did it! I made a qoute box! after all thses months i FUCKEN did it!

Now if you could just learn to fucking spell, you would be fucking perfect.

[Velvetina]

One of the things that is really pissing me off s that he's driving a car or whatever here.. does he really think that I'm gonna let it stay here while he takes my Van away...FUCK NO!

[Velvetina]

Then to make matters better I tried to toast me a begal ... and the Fucking Toaster Burnt it black...What a fucking day I'm having!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!


At least the coffee is gooD!!

[theCryptofishist]

Hey, for passive agressive, you can always get his car towed...

Anyway, the hospitality thing is one thing, but I thought being a "good burner" also meant clear communication and taking responcibility when that falls throw. Make him pay for a fernley hotel room and come back on Monday to pick you up.

[Velvetina]

Well he sure is not staying here... I' have already offered some fellow travels a place to crash on Friday... a couple I have not met..so my burner energy is flowing to others but I'm not sharing it with those who don't show it back! ya know..Fuck I don't like this feeling.. I'm a nice person..Why do nice people always have to finish last..

[joel the ornery]

Well he sure is not staying here... I' have already offered some fellow travels a place to crash on Friday... a couple I have not met..so my burner energy is flowing to others but I'm not sharing it with those who don't show it back! ya know..Fuck I don't like this feeling.. I'm a nice person..Why do nice people always have to finish last..

nice people don't finish last.

eventually, fucking karma will happen for those who do us wrong.

YMMV

[Velvetina]

I know this stressed feeling will pass.. I just wanna tell ya WHen I get out there eventully I'm coming over .. ANd Damnit..There's gonna be one Huge Group Hug thats gonna happen.. and I want a Fucking PIcture of it!!! You all are the sweetest...!

[Lassen Forge]

hehe.. reading my mind now are ya.. this is Fucking NV like theres not 100+ bodies that go unfound..in the desert.

Where were, er, are, these flighty fucks camping? I think they have some serious Karma issues to deal with... or they will.

This is absolute total bullshit. I keep thinking there's a lot of desert out there... a lot of sparsely populated desert.

I also keep thinking of shitty things that happen to people who don't understand the desert (and esp. BRC) can exact a very nasty toll on those who hurt or fuck over others. Seen it happen too many times...

What bugs me is these miserable FUCKS are anonymous, and they'll have NO problem fucking someone else over next time.

Just remember the basics, hon...

(1) You WILL get to BRC.

(2) You WILL have a good time.

(3) Karma is a BITCH.

Oh, apologize to your Beagle... he's probably howling from being stuck in the toaster... >giggles<

Hugz...
bb

[Lorgasm]

Velvetina,

You are beauty and compassion personified and don't fucking forget it. Things work out somehow. Let's all give Velvetina a big round of applause and a big fuckin hug. She sooo deserves it.

clap clap clap clap clap

(((((((VELVETINA))))))

P.S. I like the towing car idea. Damn, did I say that out loud?

[Velvetina]

You wanna know who.... Name Commador Curt
Camp : Lake Lahontan Yacht Club
Location : 9:00 Plaza @ 10:00 in the plaza

Oh Yea Fuck-EM

[joel the ornery]

tow the auto away?

nah... just loosen the fucking valve core on each tire... a slow leak, all four tires.

it'll just take some compressed air to fill the tires, but if you leave the valve core slightly loose, the tires will go flat again.

[thisisthatwhichis]

Velvetina, Now that really fucking sucks of them.....

No tears, we can always make room for you in our camp.... There are many peeps coming in on Monday, so should be able to get a ride out too.


<<<<<<<Velvetina>>>>>>>>>>

[Velvetina]

LMAO--- Joel you fuckin rock! HUgs

So my camp location shall be at either 7 Sins Lounge..across the way from LLYC or some other random location on the playa

Lorgasm ..Titwi ...all of you..are beautiful..can't wait to see you all out there...


Oh and Loragsm I made my duct tape belt.. and hooks for the toys..

[Lorgasm]

Well, I wonder if this "burner" who did this is reading this. If he is I hope he sees how much Velvetina means to us and what a bad thing this is. I hope he now reconsiders the error of his ways and make ammends.

Oh yeah...fuck.

[Lassen Forge]

So do I... and I *did* say it out loud. If he hasn't picked up the van, I'd take the battery out... "Oops, must've gotten stolen. Sorry..."

Well, you just never... know... just how disabled a vehicle can get out on the playa... Playa dust can get *anywhere*... like in the gas tank... down the carburetor throat... in the brake resivoir... In the distributor cap...

Gee whiz, I sure hope this doesn't happen to the van... How would they *ever* get home then???

Hey, Velvetina... you'll be there. Don't panic, 'K?

Hugz,
bb

[joel the ornery]

Oh and Loragsm I made my duct tape belt.. and hooks for the toys..

toys?

what kind of fucking toys?

[theCryptofishist]

Velvetina?
Wanna join us for f*ckin pizza on f*ckin friday night?

[Velvetina]

thing is I just got the van running just bought a new battery, and relay switch... I put $$ into it..I house the whole Fucking camp that I was no part of last year!

[Lorgasm]

Joel,

You'll just HAVE to fuckin come to the playa and find out won'tcha.

My tool belt fits all my toys. I showed this one gal my toys....let's just say she "assumed the position". She was very appreciative and so was her man friend.

[Velvetina]

What Fucking Toys hehe don't you wish you knew...guess you'll have to wait till the time comes...

Pizza on the playa,,,yumm I won't say nO

[theCryptofishist]

Honey take that battery out! Can you get a refund for it? So they have to spend an extra hour taking care of it. Boo-f*ckin'-hoo!

[joel the ornery]

What Fucking Toys hehe don't you wish you knew...guess you'll have to wait till the time comes...

Pizza on the playa,,,yumm I won't say nO

now i wonder if i should bring MY TOYS... which aren't actually for me.

fuck... decisions, decisions, decisions.

[Velvetina]

Singing out LOUD"Witchy Woman "
Music soothes the savage beast!!! (keeps thinking that)

All toys welcome...

Nah I'll keep the van running but he can drive his own car out

[mojo]

Velvetina, don't be silly - you don't want to disable his vehicle when he is going back home afterward, TAKE THE COIL WIRE OFF THE FUCKING VAN NOW!

[theCryptofishist]

Whoops. Let me clarify. I meant this friday in reno. YOu can have dinner with us on Friday on playa too, but I don't know that that's going to be pizza.

[pinemom]

yeah i was thinking... you should tell curt, due to all this shannigans...he is too take his car out for his EARLY FUCKING arrival'ness, and sit and spin to wait for his FUCKING gear ...that will be with you and your cusin when you get there at midnight sunday!

[theCryptofishist]

*fishy blushes*

Um hi, pinemom. I've been inviting people over to your house.

*shuffles pebbles at bottom of bowl with caudel fin*