Fuck!

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:38 pm

We will now return to the previously scheduled FUCK thread.

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Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:49 pm

Thank you Ramen, for Fuck's sake.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:38 pm

Muchos fucking gracias, Don M.

Nothing like a good, bracing fuck in the morning to really start your day right!

One good fuck leads to another.

Fucking is as fucking does.

If I've told you once, I've told you a million fucking times, don't FUCK around.

If it wasn't for that fuck, I'd be fucked right now.

A butterfly flaps its wings in London, a giant fuck happens in Toronto.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:04 pm

You shut your fuckin' mouth when you're talkin' to me!!!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:11 am

A rolling stone gathers no fuck.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:42 am

A fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush.

That dog won't fuck!

A fuck in time saves nine.

If I wanted a fuck, I would have asked for it!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:44 am

The early bird catches the fuck.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:47 am

Et tu, fuck?

No use crying over spilled fucks.

Don't put all your fucks in one basket.

A fuckful of sugar helps the fuck go down.

I fuck, therefore I am.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:51 am

The fuck is in the details

Every fuck has a silver lining

All good fucks come to those that wait

Born with a silver fuck in his mouth

God fucks those that fuck themselves

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:52 am

If you can't beat em, fuck em.

Eat, fuck, kill. (The truely condensed version of human history)

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:01 am

The bigger they are the harder they fuck

Like fucking fish in a barrel

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:04 am

We should make our own fucking cartoon with little blue elves called "The Fucks"

Have a fucky day!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:06 am

Truth is stranger than fuck.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:43 am

To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

and I've been asking it for the past half hour, are you gonna put out or what?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:49 am

Don Muerto wrote:We should make our own fucking cartoon with little blue elves called "The Fucks"

Have a fucky day!

Naw. Just adjust the color on your TV and tune into the Ozbourne's.

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:19 am

rainfucks on roses and fuckers on kittens
bright fucking kettles
and warm fucking mittens...
Brown fucking packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my fuckingest things

When the dog fucks
When the bee fucks
When I'm feeling fucked
I simply remember my favorites fucks
And then I don't feel so fucked!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:31 am

There's a fuck for us,
Somewhere a fuck for us.
Peaceful fucking and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere.

There's a fuck for us,
Some day a fuck for us.
Time together and fuck to spare,
Time to fuck, time to care

Some day
Somewhere
We'll find a new way of fucking,
Some way of fucking forgiving

Somewhere...
There's a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand and we're halfway fucked
Hold my hand and I'll fuck you there
Somehow...
Some day...
Somewhere...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:13 am

Hold my hand and we're halfway fucked

Flux - you gave me a complete fucking belly laugh with that.

fucking thanks!

Oh fuck - I was laughing so hard I didn't even read the next line... which made me laugh harder!

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:48 pm

Holy Fuck, Flux!

I was fucking moved to fucking tears!
I'm laughing, I'm crying!
You fucking rock!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:57 pm

Kinetic II wrote: SRAM's grip shift. It was easier to control at the time but it's turned out to be a major hassle. sting.

Suntour Thumb shifters babee! Of course they dopn't make them anymore, 'cuz they don't break or wear out and only cost about $30. When my warrenty ran out and I couldn't get the Shimano Swiss Watch, I started running these and never looked back.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:01 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Flux - you gave me a complete fucking belly laugh with that.

fucking thanks!

thoughtsurfer wrote:Holy Fuck, Flux!

I was fucking moved to fucking tears!
I'm laughing, I'm crying!
You fucking rock!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:01 pm

Flux, you fuck.

Somwhere there should be a 'best of' here.

That post would surely reside within it.

Fuck you.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:50 pm

It is still in my head.

Flux, I think you broke my brain...

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:03 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Flux, I think you broke my brain...

Read my posts and I'll break your brain
Read my posts 'til you scream in pain...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:10 pm

That sort of evil genius really needs to be honored.

In fact I think next time I see you I'll honor yours by standing behind you and humming "Jingle Bell Rock" for an hour or two.

Love you Flux - it really is very very funny.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:26 pm

ramen wrote:
A butterfly flaps its wings in London, a giant fuck happens in Toronto.

What if a Butterfly Flaps her wings in Fremont?

drowned_saved · Post by **drowned_saved** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:52 pm

Angry Butterfly wrote:
ramen wrote:
A butterfly flaps its wings in London, a giant fuck happens in Toronto.
What if a Butterfly Flaps her wings in Fremont?

a guy from the east bay gets crabs.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:08 pm

Jaysis H. Hubbard that is fucked up!

(funny tho)

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:03 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
God fucks those that fuck themselves

What a blaspheming fuck you are, Lydia!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:14 pm

Fuck.

Ya that's right.

Just... fuck.