Fuck!

[helitack]

....still waitin for the Big Brown fuckin Truck...

[Velvetina]

let me guess the UPS-me-off truck!

Did you here about the merge
UPS & FED-X
known as FED-UP

[helitack]

No joy. Either fuckin order parts delivered to -282 or hitch hike to Vegas or Pahrump. It was a four hour walk back to my house when the machine shit the bed. Not much traffic on NV 267. So the fuckin hitch hike is not an option.

[BAS]

Fuck! I feel like crap today, but don't want to risk calling in sick this close to vacation. Damn, I don't want to be sick for vacation.


B.

[Lorgasm]

Fucking cramps. Woke me up at 2 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep till 4ish. Feeling icky. Went to election office to get absentee ballot for folks and forgot one for step daddy. Fuck. Gotta go back again.

Fuck. So much to do.

[pinemom]

so sorry LOR!!!
take another valium...and take some midol!!! That fucken midol works for everything...even hangovers!

[Lorgasm]

Thanks Pinemom.

No more valium. Not much stress here. Just these fucking cramps. Got advil. My massage therapist is on vacation. S'okay. Gonna get some last minute things taken care of. At least the cramps are here this week and not next week. That would be bad.

(((HUGS)))

[nogganoodle]

I leave in 15 hours or so. Fuck I am really panicing now.

FUCKING HELL!

[nogganoodle]

And my fucking suitcase won't shut. I can't take anything else out of the fucker!

Woo-Hoo!

[pinemom]

COME ON DOWN!!!! Noggan...your the next contestant on the "Eplaya's RIGHT!"

[pinemom]

oops
......and fuck!

[joel the ornery]

i received another fucking email from my ex... oh fucking joy, i am at fault again.

[pinemom]

you should set her email to Fucken "auto-reply"
"the current person your trying to contact is no longer dwelling on the past, please make a list of things that bother you, then burn, leaving you with no-one to blame on issues that dont matter anymore anyway!"

[BAS]

Fuck. My temperature is over 100 (f), so I am staying home after all. All I want to do is try to sleep. I keep needing to get up to drink some water, and then have to piss a little while later. Plus the telephone has rung at least twice-- first time no one was there (fucking telemarketers!), the second time some guy wanting "Mary" (or some other female's name-- I wasn't fully awake and could not tell him whether or not the telephone number he dialed was my number or not.)

My throat hurts, my joints ache, my nose hurts. Fuck, I can't even get any packing done.


B.

[Kinetic IV]

i received another fucking email from my ex... oh fucking joy, i am at fault again.

Joel, don't you have to leave a bit earlier than expected for BRC?

Wouldn't it also be a great time to setup an "Out of Office" message, auto-forwarder or my personal favorite the auto-forward with auto-shredder for email?
~~~~
Fucking allergies. And the only thing that works for me is Dexbrompheniramine and it's getting harder and harder to get. Thanks to the meth cooks you gotta put on a rubber chicken suit and jump through 15 flaming hoops with knives sticking out while giving them 12 pieces of ID, you life history, blood type, DNA samples, name of your first born, and 2 things they made up or pulled out of their ass to hassle you with all to get a simple box of cold pills. Jim Talent and Diane Feinstein, your intent was good with the law, the excution of it fucking sucks swollen donkey balls.

At least after going through all that I can finally fucking breathe again!

[EspressoDude]

HOLY FUCK!!!

Today is my last day at work(b4 the burn).......outta here in less than seven hours.

Tomorrow pick up the vehicle, and load/pack, try to sleep, and on the road Friday AM

Fuckin A Here comes EspressoCamp!

[Velvetina]

Guess I won't be Departing till Sunday Evening..seeing how I'm not pretty flesh.. to talk my sweetness in... So Leaving Late Sunday Night to Get in Right about 11 fucking thirty or so... no enterance till Midnight for me..so it seems...that's ok The Fucking Van will be under my ass... When I get there... if he likes it or not!!

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Almost there!!!
I'm gonna stick with the 7 Sins Lounge... So If you happen to come looking thats where I'll be!!!!

[joel the ornery]

Guess I won't be Departing till Sunday Evening..seeing how I'm not pretty flesh.. to talk my sweetness in... So Leaving Late Sunday Night to Get in Right about 11 fucking thirty or so... no enterance till Midnight for me..so it seems...that's ok The Fucking Van will be under my ass... When I get there... if he likes it or not!!

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Almost there!!!
I'm gonna stick with the 7 Sins Lounge... So If you happen to come looking thats where I'll be!!!!

damn long walk for a spanking.

fuck

[Kinetic IV]

A little drama now and then once you roll through the gate it should all (hopefully) fade away. At least you have a ride and can get there.

Fuck...it's getting harder to work when you hear about people already leaving for the event! And my departure's been pushed back to Monday....meaning I won't get there until Wednesday...but any playa time is better than none.

[Velvetina]

Joel I'll be sure to make it worth the walk for ya... Plus I have paddles and travel.. So anywhere I may be found!

[joel the ornery]

Joel I'll be sure to make it worth the walk for ya... Plus I have paddles and travel.. So anywhere I may be found!

and you know what i look like!

[Velvetina]

is that your face there
(forming a mental picture)
Oh your gonna get it..
Oh Wait everyone looks diffrent covered in dust!!!

[joel the ornery]

is that your face there
(forming a mental picture)
Oh your gonna get it..
Oh Wait everyone looks diffrent covered in dust!!!

joel the ornery and a few other photos

[Velvetina]

OK them eye brows should be in my head... kinda like Jack Nicholson's... lil pointed at the top... are you apart of the E-Playa Bar as well? Cause I plan to make a few trips there!!!

[joel the ornery]

OK them eye brows should be in my head... kinda like Jack Nicholson's... lil pointed at the top... are you apart of the E-Playa Bar as well? Cause I plan to make a few trips there!!!

remembering where i am posting...
fuck fuck, and fuck once again.

i won't be camping at the bar, but i will be making guest appearances.
i gotta see some fucking sunrises and sunsets!
i gotta see all my old and NEW friends...

some reason, i get the impression my ass is going to be red at least once every day.

then again.... maybe not.

[Velvetina]

if I have anything to do with it your ass could be a ripe cherry shade of red... you'll wanna come play on the wheel @ 7 Sins Lounge... and maybe you can be Phucked!

[joel the ornery]

if I have anything to do with it your ass could be a ripe cherry shade of red... you'll wanna come play on the wheel @ 7 Sins Lounge... and maybe you can be Phucked!

wheel? do you know rody?

its a fucking small world if you do

[Velvetina]

Rody.... ummm I'm a face person... names..lol haha.. not in my speciality... Asses & Drinks I'm best at!

[joel the ornery]

Rody.... ummm I'm a face person... names..lol haha.. not in my speciality... Asses & Drinks I'm best at!

yeah, i met rody in '01, they had a wheel of punishment... never got my butt beat though.

i am so fucking anxious to get away from illinois for 5 days.

[Velvetina]

Oh yeah damn it ...fuck fuck FUCK fuck fuck I keep forgetting!!

Almost fucking home...damn I'm well ready!!