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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:57 am

fuck yeah!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:58 am

This is the Funniest Fucking Fuck!!
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:20 pm

This brings back some fucking memories. Packing the wierdest stuff in fucking coolers. Security is sure gonna fucking love us; bondage boots, fairy wings, weeny wackers. Learned my lesson not bringin those babies on carry on. Already having some seperation anxiety from my cat. Trying not to think of the plane now. Which I'm not...Thank Gawed for Fucking Pinot Noir. Just thinkin its been 2 fuckin years since I've been home and I've worked so fucking hard. NOw I've got a degree and (hiccup) some new fucking friends.

Cheers!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:32 pm

Fuck N A This will be a good year to be home.... getting past the past... and moiving into the FUTURE... No Fears but loads of Hopes!!!

And all the New Fucking Friends Fuckin ROCK!!!!
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:37 pm

Velvetina,

I wish I was there with you right now. You and I would be fucking holding hands and doing the happy dance. We will have to wait till Fucking Monday if that's okay with you. Zoom says Hi BTW.
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:39 pm

i hate my fucking job, i have ordering fucking food for vegans... fuck fuck fuck... why don't you fucking people eat meat like the god damn fucking rest of us.

hey, you don't like what i fucking order, order yourself motherfuckers... see how you feel when someone says "i don't like what you ordered"

hey bitches, its free fucking food... eat or starve... i no longer fucking care.

fuck... its just fucking food.
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:39 pm

Not even a problem we can dance the happy dance all week.... in sprit till we walk the dusty happy path to one another...
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:41 pm

LoL Joel... take it fucking easy will ya... stress must die.... It's almosy playa time!!!
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:43 pm

Velvetina wrote:LoL Joel... take it fucking easy will ya... stress must die.... It's almosy playa time!!!
i am going to fucking kill something... preferably a VEGAN... 'cause the meat is tasty.
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:44 pm

I am submerged in your happiness and it feels great. Can't wait to walk the dusty trail with ya and give the burners what they deserve. We'll just make Joel beg a bit.

Speaking of Joel: Play nice. I'm not much into red meat myself. Vegans can be vicious when they want to be.
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:45 pm

(don't make this Nasty sounding)

I Like Meat!!!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:46 pm

Oh I have some tools for Joel ..lorgasm... he will work for what he seems to want so badly... :twisted: HEHE!!!
Oh Yeah ... Your gonna fucking take it!!!
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:48 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I am submerged in your happiness and it feels great. Can't wait to walk the dusty trail with ya and give the burners what they deserve. We'll just make Joel beg a bit.

Speaking of Joel: Play nice. I'm not much into red meat myself. Vegans can be vicious when they want to be.
all i want is some fucking guidance as to what to god damn order for their meals... and not get a phonecall every fucking night asking where the food is... god dammit, you said 815, so don't call me at 810 asking where the god damn food is.

vicious? bring that shit on, because i'd rather be fucking dead than try to appease a bunch of fucking non-meat eaters... a bunch on non-decision about food making mother fuckers...

god damn, just point to a menu and decide, that's all i ask.
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:48 pm

I'm bringin a camera....and some other stuff. We'll tag team the bastard.
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:50 pm

i am not fucking scared.
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:51 pm

Woohoo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gonna make him beg while tied down on his knees,

He can wiggle he can cry, we'll spank his ass into the night

He'll come back begging for more,

While were tagging and goin back and forth..

We'll paddle him good and make him keep score!!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:53 pm

Fucking scared you say your not...
Bend the fuck over I know the right spot!!!
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:53 pm

Okay Joel,

Can I tell you how we like our meat?

You know what Velvetina....He sure do have a pretty mouth..don't he.
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:58 pm

Yes I can see a fucking ball gag in it if I had one... danm it.. I should make one... or if anyone has one bring it!!!!

Joel your asking for it I hope you know how to take it...

Straps and gags bound to your flesh
you'll become a playa pet..
walking around on your knees..
not done with you till were pleased!!
paddled ass cheeks a red..
got this all visualized yet in your head?
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:59 pm

Velvetina wrote:Yes I can see a fucking ball gag in it if I had one... danm it.. I should make one... or if anyone has one bring it!!!!

Joel your asking for it I hope you know how to take it...

Straps and gags bound to your flesh
you'll become a playa pet..
walking around on your knees..
not done with you till were pleased!!
paddled ass cheeks a red..
got this all visualized in your head?
homey does not kneel for anyone, sorry pet.
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:01 pm

Oh Oh Oh...I just love a challenge!!

You will kneel when you see us!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:02 pm

that he will with out a choice... Lorgasm were gonna have a blast together!!!
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:08 pm

I'm so there Baby.

Can you feel my hug? Its for you.
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:11 pm

joel the ornery wrote:all i want is some fucking guidance as to what to god damn order for their meals... and not get a phonecall every fucking night asking where the food is... god dammit, you said 815, so don't call me at 810 asking where the god damn food is.
The fuck do you do for a living, man?
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:18 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:all i want is some fucking guidance as to what to god damn order for their meals... and not get a phonecall every fucking night asking where the food is... god dammit, you said 815, so don't call me at 810 asking where the god damn food is.
The fuck do you do for a living, man?
executive assitant to a vice president of service operations for a billing software company... and he has about 250 employee under him, a director of development (150 of the previously mentioned employees)... we are working on a release for 9 Sep... most developers are working 12-16 hour days.

so we feed them a meal at night for working late.

i am fucking tired of ordering food without knowledge of what they (developers) like to eat.
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:22 pm

joel the ornery wrote: i am fucking tired of ordering food without knowledge of what they (developers) like to eat.
Fucking BUGS?
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:32 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
joel the ornery wrote: i am fucking tired of ordering food without knowledge of what they (developers) like to eat.
Fucking BUGS?
nope, worse... vegans and vegatarians...
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:53 pm

I'm on your side Joel, fucking soy makes me right fucking SICK! I have a deep freeze and I know how to use it!
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Post by Velvetina » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:54 pm

Meat meat and more meat... always on my shopping lists!!
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:54 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm on your side Joel, fucking soy makes me right fucking SICK! I have a deep freeze and I know how to use it!
heck, AntiM, it isn't that i mind ordering the food, JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO ORDER!

if it were left to me, we'd all be eating BEEF.
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