Fuck!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:16 am

thats so fucking funny... Your killing me.. men paint finger nails though... You can paint yours Joel I don't mind... I thought mine looked so good after I painted them I had to show them off...them are my real fuckin toes!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:20 am

Velvetina! I finally gave myself a pedi yesturday! new blood red paint!
woo hoo ! I tried to leave my war"bar" paint on...but alas...they needed to be sanded, primered and repainted! hahaha

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:24 am

FUCK ...thats about the same color I used added a lil red glitter to the top for a shimmmer ... you know how it fucking goes...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:29 am

haha...may have to Fucken steal your idea on glitter too...for some reason if ya do the Fucken glitter, its like Fucking superglue, and ya need a Fucken beltsander to get it off...would be prefect for the damn near 2 weeks(WEEEEEEEEE) on the playa!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:33 am

nah just keep the shit on till it fucking wears off.. just don't have to worry about them mooping unless someone is chewing on your toes!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:34 am

Fuck!
I can't find the drill bit! Gotta buy another, like now.
Leaving tomorrow at the fuckin butt-crack of dawn.
Everything ready except the fucking lock to install.

Fuck, I'm getting fucking nervous.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:35 am

It's not a fucking bad thing it a beautiful thing!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:40 am

I've decided when I'm on my way out there I wanna stop at that fucking cam and make Funny faces to those who have nothing beeter to do but watch thier friends go to BRC!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:42 am

I think I'm gonna flash them. Moon them is also a possibility.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:44 am

Velvetina wrote:nah just keep the shit on till it fucking wears off.. just don't have to worry about them mooping unless someone is chewing on your toes!

fucking toe sucking!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:47 am

Whats wrong with fuckin toe sucking... I don't do it but I love the hell outta mine being sucked...ooooooooohh I like it!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:54 am

Velvetina wrote:Whats wrong with fuckin toe sucking... I don't do it but I love the hell outta mine being sucked...ooooooooohh I like it!

we'll talk.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:58 am

Didn't have time to get my nails done so I think I'll have Zoom do some toe painting for me.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:59 am

having your toes painted by someone else fucking rules...lucky Girl!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:01 am

That's if he's up for it. If not, gotta do it myself.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:03 am

I can help ya... don't mind my hand shakes...hehe... we'll just have joel work the fucking toe action!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:05 am

I'm a bit ticklish on the feet area. Afraid I may kick. See how it goes.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:07 am

Thats ok I'm a fuckin Biter... 3/4 times I may draw blood!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:13 am

Velvetina wrote:Thats ok I'm a fuckin Biter... 3/4 times I may draw blood!!!

...heli retreats from previous thoughts...

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:14 am

did that scared the fucking responce outta ya!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:20 am

Velvetina wrote:did that scared the fucking responce outta ya!

i aint skeered..

fuck i need this vacation.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:21 am

I'm so fucking ready I can go roll around in the uncleaned dusty gear I have... Weeeeeeeeeeeee I'll wear black ... so it's plainy visable!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:36 am

I came within 2 seconds of being arrested this morning. Fred Phelps is protesting another soldier's funeral, they're burying this particular soldier at a cemetary up the street from where I work and his protest was blocking traffic. I got into a very heated shouting match with several in his family and I didn't realize that every damn TV station in town was there filming the protest.

I've had run-ins with Fred before, having spit on him almost 10 years ago at another protest. The officers this time were polite about it...they understood why I was blocking traffic and I had their support even though I had clearly went ballistic....I got a nice warning from the Sgt and got the hell out of there but there's a great chance I'll be on the news tonight giving his family holy fucking hell. And even better is I had some of my management team from work following behind me that saw the whole thing...one of them just returned from Iraq and saw me ripping into them. I was expecting all kinds of flak when I got in to work...I got high fived and congratulated instead.

What a fucking morning. I hate that son of a bitch.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:38 am

WooHoo You fuck n A go ...right On... Good for yoU!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:40 am

Just fuckin remembered that I fuckin get to play with this:

on Tuesday. Spankings nor drawing blood is required.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:51 am

helitack wrote:Just fuckin remembered that I fuckin get to play with this:

on Tuesday. Spankings nor drawing blood is required.

took the fucking photo out did we?

email it to me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:53 am

Here ya go, and I know, I am a bastard...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:55 am

Could somebody please stop the fucking clock just for another fuckin hour.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:55 am

i know you aren't living a charmed fucking life, but that is close to charming as i would need.

bastard

and i mean that in the kindest gentlest way.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:59 am

**Pounds the clock against the wall** ok mines stopped did it work for yours?