Fuck!

[Kinetic IV]

Heli, I am so fucking jealous of you. Damn. Lucky camera...and an even luckier cameraman for getting to snap pix like that.

[Bin Noddin]

Good for you, K-IV, ripping into those bastards. Give them back a taste of free speech. Good for you, too, Heli. We haven't heard from Uber lately - how is she?
[fuck]

[helitack]

Heli, I am so fucking jealous of you. Damn. Lucky camera...and an even luckier cameraman for getting to snap pix like that.

Aint luck, it's skill. And charm.



Uber is well, Uber. Feisty as ever. Sold her ticket so she aint going either. Hence the fuckin invitation for adventure. And groceries.

[Velvetina]

Our Home awaits her peoples!!

[theCryptofishist]

Fred Phelps is a f*cking publicity hound peddling hatred.

When they were passing out brains, he decided to cheap out and pull sometghing from the JOTS.

[Lorgasm]

Hey Velvetina.

Thanks for the clock trick. Now for some reason the ceiling fan is going backwards. Kewl. Oh, and I just love the photo of the homeland. Its making the frustration and hair pulling so much worth it.

((((HUGS TO VELVETINA)))

BTW: Fuck.

[Velvetina]

no problem... glad to be of assitance... I'm so ready.... to help fill them empty streets..

[Zoom]

WHY DO I FEEL SO FUCKING GUILTY ABOUT LEAVING MY JOB FOR 7 WORKING DAYS.
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

[Velvetina]

I don't know for sure But I would think the company will hold together for a Fuckin week... if not it's thier fault!! Right ?

[joel the ornery]

i contact the caterer.... give me 75% veggie 25% poultry meals at 8PM, nightly, 1PM on weekends until the 6th of september....

i considered the task complete... my boss pulls me aside and asks for the menu... he isn't fucking sure what he wants.

god dammit, it aint borken, quit fucking fixing it.

[Lorgasm]

Couldn't get into the fuckin bar so I'll just have my Wild Turkey here Thank you fuckin much.

[Velvetina]

Slides Lorgasm over a Wild Turkey (Gooble Gooble)
While I'm at it I'll make me a Duck Fart...yummm
Irish Cream & Crown Royal

[theCryptofishist]

Couldn't get into the fuckin bar so I'll just have my Wild Turkey here Thank you fuckin much.

*fishy pulls out crowbar, lockpicks, chain saw, earth moving equipment, feather, duct tape, 7 post-it notes, industrial door knocker and gets to d*ckin' work*

I'll get that door open




Or break my bowl trying!

[Lorgasm]

Thanks for the Wild Turkey.

[Velvetina]

Oh lordy... I fucking love this Fuck Thread!!

[Lorgasm]

Lock the doors. I lost my fuckin cell phone.

[Lorgasm]

Found it!!

[Velvetina]

It wasn't me...
you know were caught up in the future when we freak out about losing a cell phone or not able to check our e-mails..lol

[Lorgasm]

Okay.
My coolers are overfloweth so I packed more clothes in my carry on. Fuckem if they don't like it. There ain't no gels, perfumes, mascara, chapstick, bombs, drugs, or "toys"; just some clothes for a night on the town afterwards and maybe for some sight seein. Okay, a couple of sparkly thongs and my lucky troll. But that's it! I hope Zoom has room in his cooler for my survival gear. Goggles, respirators, rope, and duct tape can be quite questionable on carry on.

Zoom just called. He's fuckin stressed. Don't know where or when I'll see him.

Back to the packin.

[Velvetina]

Breathe in Breathe out... Everyone... Time is like tic toc I know, but if you get too wigged out on gathering things you'll forget important things like camera's & ticket's and we don't want that....have a drink of water keep it simple.. and remember to breathe... We'll see you all soon!!!

[joel the ornery]

someone just fucking shoot me.

[Velvetina]

Bang!!!

Squirt Squirt
It's a water gun ...
that way you still make it to the playa!!!
Consider yourself Fucking Shot!!

[joel the ornery]

gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

just two and half days of work left.
unless of course, i am called in to do a travel request like last night...

oh yeah, i came in, did the travel, and they fucking cancelled the travel.

[Lorgasm]

Okay.
One more look at the Playa. Nice. Now to get ready to get the hell out of here and find that Zoom. He's really stressin. Gotta get him out of that before he (dare I say) bails. Anyways, not out of the house yet. Just a quick shower and some lovin with the cat. Poor thing. The other cats are clueless and could give fuckin less. But not my Samantha. She is on her back in the middle of my gear. She wants to come along.

Of course, gotta get to the bank. Still so much. NOt gonna stress. I know what awaits....YOU AND THE MAN!

bE rIGhT bAcK!

[Velvetina]

Everything will flow as it should... You'll see... if someone gets in your way...say Could you please move I have a fire to get to... Have a great day!!!

[Velvetina]

This Lion I have not been able to get outta my head since the 1st time I seen it brought in ..... It was nearly the biggest fucking thing brought out!!
I loved it...

[Lorgasm]

Almost out of here. Still no word from Zoom anymore. Not answering calls. Has he any idea what awaits him? Well, hopefully after I get my errands done, he'll be safe and sound and ready to go.

[Velvetina]

Zooooooooom Don't let our girl stress.... Help her keep her head attached, they may not let her fly without it!!

[Lorgasm]

Hey!

Found Zoom. He was home. Poor thing got so stressed he got sick. I told him,"Welcome to my world." He laughed. He's all concerned about his job. I"m on my way to see him.

So my comrades, this is it. Tomorrow we fly. Y'all have a safe journey. My love goes out to everyone. MMMMMWWWAAAHHHH.

See y'all at the Playa. Hopefully in SF, I can get back on the message board and play some more.

Love you and see you soon!
Lorgasm

[Velvetina]

here is the best fucking map & camp locator I have seem yet print them b4 you leave.. find where your going!!!

http://www.tonyandkarina.us/eg/assets/p ... 0GoMap.pdf

may take a bit to load!!