Need a Ride from Pluto ..

nocturnal_steve · Post by **nocturnal_steve** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:56 pm

We are coming from the Pluto - Sedna area and were hping to get a ride on the "New Horizons" probe http://www.plutomission.com/ but unfortunely it
won't be here untill 2016. Can anyone help ?

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:15 am

Far out Dude.

I think there is a mandatory transit stop in Roswell NM.
:roll:

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:31 am

I got a stargate in storage somewhere I could dust off for ya.

No, really.

sunnflower · Post by **sunnflower** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:59 pm

I'd definitely need to know gender first......if this is even applicable for you from your planet (forgive my ignorance). Unfortunately if you're of the male persuasion our camp is already overrun with them. Don't think I can handle more of the same!

Traveller · Post by **Traveller** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:13 am

nocturnal_steve wrote:We are coming from the Pluto - Sedna area

Not to quibble in the middle of a perfectly good hallucination, but Pluto is nowhere near Sedna. (latter comes no closer than 72 au from sun, former heads out no further than 49.3 au). But aside from that, this all made perfect sense.

Would a leisurely trip in be fine, or were you hoping for a warp capable vessel? Because we may be a little short on those.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:30 am

Ever since Pluto was downgraded from "planet" status to "dwarf planet" we have discontinued our interplanetary airship service. We advise checting with your local Department of Transportation for alternatives. Thank you for your interest in our company.

Bipolar Airship Service.

B.

Traveller · Post by **Traveller** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:33 am

Oh! So you're bigoted against dwarf planets, are you? I think there should be some kind of protest against this blatant oppression of the radially challenged.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:40 am

Oh, its not that we are bigoted-- dwarf planets just bug us, being so, well, small, and remote, and well, you know, different!

Just so long as they are kept apart from us full sized planets, we don't mind them. As long as they don't move in next door and keep to themselves, everything will be fine!

B.

Traveller · Post by **Traveller** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:56 am

BAS wrote:Just so long as they are kept apart from us full sized planets,.

Seperate but equal, huh? No letting them into your rocky country club. Oh, you'll let them hand out behind the gas giants, but let one of them get seen near one of your satellites, and that's the end for it!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:37 pm

Seperate but equal, huh? No letting them into your rocky country club. Oh, you'll let them hand out behind the gas giants, but let one of them get seen near one of your satellites, and that's the end for it!

Oh, come on! EVERYONE knows that they are happy there! Besides, trouble is avoided that way.

B.

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