Anyone get pics of Tonya Kay?

INSANEPOOKIE · Post by **INSANEPOOKIE** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:26 am

Heya.

She was doing an interview on radio at BM. After hearing something about "RAW VEGAN" being broadcasted from a camp, as I was zooming (somewhere near 8:00 / Eager) by on my borrowed bike, turning around and to my surprise Tonya Kay was there in person. Before I got back she was gone so... only a few minutes of watching/listening before I had to take off for ten minutes to drop off some ice before it melted.

Did anyone get to babble to her? Did anyone get a pic or two of her? It was interesting seeing one of the makers of VEGAN BODY BUILDING at Burning Man (Tonya Kay is/was Creature from Who Wants to be a Super Hero). Meeting her would have been nifty.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:49 am

Who the fuck is Tonya Kay and why should I want to know!

AIIZ

Oh I see! She's a body building movie star. Hmmm, we never had any of them around here before so why don't I care.

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:51 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Who the fuck is Tonya Kay and why should I want to know!

AIIZ

Seems to me the previous poster wrote:
"Tonya Kay is/was Creature from Who Wants to be a Super Hero"

*shrug*

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:53 am

ZaphodBurner wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Who the fuck is Tonya Kay and why should I want to know!

AIIZ
Seems to me the previous poster wrote:
"Tonya Kay is/was Creature from Who Wants to be a Super Hero"

*shrug*

Yes, I noticed! thanx

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:55 am

did anyone see patrick steward at the burn.

Hey did you get his picture too!

He's a movie star too and I told him to keep his fucking light on his un-adored golf cart when riding on the playa!

AIIZ

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:39 pm

Movie stars hate it when their golf carts are un-adored.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:56 pm

merelyneuroticpookie wrote:Anyone get pics of Tonya Kay?

I did! I did!

No wait... That ain't no Tonya Kay!
Seriously though, GO TEAM!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:53 am

I don't know who Tonya Kay is and I really could care less. But I doubt her legs would even come close to looking that damn good.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:01 am

the lady is a tramp.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:08 pm

Sensei wrote:
merelyneuroticpookie wrote:Anyone get pics of Tonya Kay?
I did! I did!

No wait... That ain't no Tonya Kay!
Seriously though, GO TEAM!

thanks for reminding me why i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and where the fuck were you this year?????

sorry, pookie - i don't think this bunch is gonna be much help...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:03 pm

I wonder if I saw any famous people? Could someone please tell me?!

B.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:05 pm

tisha the delisha wrote:thanks for reminding me why i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you know that you'll always be my sweet patootie!

a suddenly pissed off tisha wrote:and where the fuck were you this year?????

Well, I... um... Look, I hit center camp at least four (4) times specifically looking for my sweet patootie, and never saw her. Oh, I checked the volunteer desk evertime, and evertime there were a bunch of twenty-something strangers there, but no sweet patootie!

Then, due to a strange turn of events (including but certainly not limited to anything I allegedly may have consumed), I was only at Doc's Meat & Greet for the first 10 minutes. Let's just say that there's a funny story in there, but I think you'd have to be trippin' your brains out to fully understand (or 'experience') it.

Long story short, I muffed it. I know you'll forgive me, my sweet patootie, and you know darn well I can't wait to see you again!

p.s. Anti-M! Anti-M! Sensei needs your snail mail address so's I can send you some presents (Hint: one of them is a quite loverly bowl from said Ornery guy!)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:05 am

oh, allright. you tried. and i *was* rather late to the MnG.

we're having a Humboldt burn party on 10/14...you could see yer sweet patootie tending bar for local burners!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:19 pm

Looks like Tony Bourdain.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:24 pm

tisha2 wrote:we're having a Humboldt burn party on 10/14...you could see yer sweet patootie tending bar for local burners!!

Hmmm... Humboldt burn, you say? Hmmm... I wonder what they'd burn in Humboldt? Hmmm... I wonder what I'd burn in Humboldt?
How very, very tempting... Just like sweet patootie!

Rock Dougson more or less wrote: He's a Tony Bourdain lookin' mofo!

Who you callin' Tony Bourdain?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:13 pm

wait, isnt tonya kay that trailer chick who hit that poshy skater girl with a baseball bat?

yeah, she's cool, but probably a meth head by now.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:27 pm

spectabillis wrote:wait, isnt tonya kay that trailer chick who hit that poshy skater girl with a baseball bat?

yeah, she's cool, but probably a meth head by now.

Wait, did you guys hear something? I thought I heard some Morrissey-lookin' mofo say somethin' smart alecky. Probably just my drug-fueled imagination...

BTW - That was Tonya Harding, and she's not a meth head. She will, on occasion, beat someone over the head with a hubcap, but you can bet they sure as heck had it comin'. Take that Kerrigan be-atch, for instance...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:02 pm

Wait, did you guys hear something? I thought I heard some Morrissey-lookin' mofo say somethin' smart alecky. Probably just my drug-fueled imagination...

Damn if someone didn't post what I've thought for a very long time. He does remind me of Morrissey!

karine · Post by **karine** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:51 pm

I'm kinda gad I had no idea who this chick was, I came in here, and got to see all the shots! Sweet!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:44 am

Speaking of sweet, it's none other than Ms. Karine!

Smooches to you, and give that Black Kitty a good scritchin' for me!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:49 am

Sensei wrote:
merelyneuroticpookie wrote:Anyone get pics of Tonya Kay?
I did! I did!

No wait... That ain't no Tonya Kay!
Seriously though, GO TEAM!

Hey that's tonya Harding!

AIIZ

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wasn't paying attention when he wrote:Hey that's tonya Harding!

Zeus, dahling, you're reading Spec's line. You really must keep up. Try sliding your thumbs along the script so you can always look down and see who's line is next.

Okay people, let's take it from the top...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:we're having a Humboldt burn party on 10/14...you could see yer sweet patootie tending bar for local burners!!

With mouth watering, Sensei wrote:Hmmm... Humboldt burn, you say? Hmmm... I wonder what they'd burn in Humboldt? Hmmm... I wonder what I'd burn in Humboldt?
How very, very tempting... Just like sweet patootie!

NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH!

Oh, Tiiiiiiiishaaaaa? Guess who's coming to dinner?
I can't wait to see my Sweet Patootie!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:34 pm

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:53 pm

If I had biceps like that, I'd pummel ya's, Spec! I betcha she could take Morrissey in the first round without even breaking a sweat.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:02 pm

but she still takes a dive every time when the heats on...

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:38 pm

For those who would truly plumb the depths of depravity, look no further than this website of rejected emails to Tonya Harding:

http://www.tonyaharding.com/messages/st ... JECTED.CFM

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:37 pm

OH MY GOD MOMMY TONYA JUST PUNCHED ME IN MY BOOB!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:06 am

Is it just me, or am I like waaaay funnier than you guys?

Okay, it's just me. Still, I think ya'll could try a little hardinger.