The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:38 am

joel the ornery wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
sputnik wrote:Now, now Joel...be nice. These are your nieces friends after all. You need to send someone else on this mission.
Unless one of them likes distigueshed older men...
thanks, C'fishist, Sput, i'm there to ensure my neice doesn't try and drink 21 hots and such silliness. the other young ladies are responsible for their own behavior, even if it includes me.

maybe if i wear a costume!

suggestions welcome.

KILT

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:57 am

helitack wrote:If it was me, I'd wear my Armani knock off single breasted black suit, a tux shirt casually unbuttoned at the top with a bow tie, not tied of course, and black cowboy boots.

I'd like to see you in that outfit Heli...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:10 am

Maybe we outght to set up a sewing circle next door.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:24 am

Jewel*** wrote:
helitack wrote:If it was me, I'd wear my Armani knock off single breasted black suit, a tux shirt casually unbuttoned at the top with a bow tie, not tied of course, and black cowboy boots.
I'd like to see you in that outfit Heli...

the outfit is trouser-less?

i'll avert my eyes at the appropriate time.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:44 am

Jewel*** wrote:
helitack wrote:If it was me, I'd wear my Armani knock off single breasted black suit, a tux shirt casually unbuttoned at the top with a bow tie, not tied of course, and black cowboy boots.
I'd like to see you in that outfit Heli...

Spike the hair and I'd buy ya a drink.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:52 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
helitack wrote:If it was me, I'd wear my Armani knock off single breasted black suit, a tux shirt casually unbuttoned at the top with a bow tie, not tied of course, and black cowboy boots.
I'd like to see you in that outfit Heli...

You know where I live...

New England to LAS, cheep

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:53 pm

Testosterone makes you stupid. that explains a lot, actually.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:04 pm

No, it says that TOO much, as in abuse of steroids, can kill nerve cells. It says can, not does. So it really dosn't explain anything, except in a might could maybe sense.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:33 pm

*eyeroll*

Thanks for killing another conversation. NOt like it's hopping in here...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:41 pm

sorry to inturrupt, but i'm catching up and i can't resist:

Kinetic IV wrote:Slamming Patron?
Some things are meant to be enjoyed slowly, not slammed.

things meant to be enjoyed slowly like to get slammed once in a while...trust me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:42 pm

I hear that...

...and I don't mean Patron...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:49 pm

and amen.

joel the ornery wrote:morning all.
tisha, who did drink that bottle of patron?

no one, yet. i left it in my friend/sexy-boss-lady's trailer and never retrieved it. hopefully she still has it and i can retrieve it from her...then i'll get a bunch of my hot single friends together and we'll make good use of it....use yer imagination.

jeez...what's on my mind....?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:49 pm

Toast to slamming!.... Er... Um... Patron, that is....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:49 pm

Tisha, PM's now workee

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:50 pm

hi tisha. almost time for default world drinking.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:50 pm

tisha2 wrote:and amen.

jeez...what's on my mind....?

Death Valley?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:56 pm

tisha2 wrote:and amen.

joel the ornery wrote:morning all.
tisha, who did drink that bottle of patron?
no one, yet. i left it in my friend/sexy-boss-lady's trailer and never retrieved it. hopefully she still has it and i can retrieve it from her...then i'll get a bunch of my hot single friends together and we'll make good use of it....use yer imagination.

jeez...what's on my mind....?

my imagination? wow!

sexy-boss-lady.... and i wasn't introduced?

hot single friends.... and i am not invited?

you're killing me, here in the midwest.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:56 pm

helitack wrote:
tisha2 wrote:and amen.

jeez...what's on my mind....?
Death Valley?

don't you just wish...

hi, joel! yup - i'm awaiting a phone call that will eventually lead to a beer at the cafe that provides the coffee for center camp up here in arcata. usually a safe bet to run into burners there.

i am so glad we got to meet - even tho it was past yer bedtime and i was distracted with my work and my peeps.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:58 pm

...actually, I do...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:01 pm

tisha2 wrote:hi, joel! yup - i'm awaiting a phone call that will eventually lead to a beer at the cafe that provides the coffee for center camp up here in arcata. usually a safe bet to run into burners there.

i am so glad we got to meet - even tho it was past yer bedtime and i was distracted with my work and my peeps.

yup, much of burning man was after my bedtime... but, hey i've seen most of it before, hence bedtime for the old guy.

and yes, i did enjoy meeting you too.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:05 pm

joel the ornery wrote:you're killing me, here in the midwest.

...i know...

well, i'd love to stay and torture you boys some more, but my happy hour date just called. here's to beer!

*kisses*

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:41 pm

helitack wrote: You know where I live...

New England to LAS, cheep

one day i'm gonna call you on that!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:45 pm

I'll believe it when I see you at Concourse D at McCarran. However, my truck is now making the smooth transition from faded USFS green to flat tan desert color. Stealth

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:58 pm

A cold one, please. The e-playa is back for only 2 days and the flames are already high. beezness as usual. How's everyone?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:05 pm

Eating a fuckin quesadilla with lots of jalapenos, onions, and some sliced steak. Whats it toi ya?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:08 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:A cold one, please. The e-playa is back for only 2 days and the flames are already high. beezness as usual. How's everyone?

And you honestly expected something different? (Sorry Bin, I couldn't resist)

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:08 pm

hey Bin. what's happening? just trying to keep one step ahead of Heli, but it's tough, especially with the image of him in that suit...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:26 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:A cold one, please. The e-playa is back for only 2 days and the flames are already high. beezness as usual. How's everyone?
And you honestly expected something different? (Sorry Bin, I couldn't resist)

Not really, K. Nice to be home, isn't it?

Now, where's that slim, blue-eyed beauty? I've been chasing her from this bar to the other and back and she's always just a step ahead. I'll wait by the door for her to make the next circuit.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:40 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:A cold one, please. The e-playa is back for only 2 days and the flames are already high. beezness as usual. How's everyone?

Oh, those beans I ate for supper are really giving me gas!

How are you?

B.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:44 pm

(rolls thru on a dusty office chair eating a burrito)

(manages to slide two beers out of the cooler without stopping)

Wak!!!

(rolls out other side just in time to grab a rope tied to some random bicycle zooming by)

Wheeeee!!!!!!