Lost bamboo didgeridoo

[Pimpstick]

Bamboo didgeridoo walked away from Otter Camp. It's brown with artistically burnt circled decorating each node. It has nine waxed nylon thread wraps on it, just above each node. It was wrapped in orange LED lighting and had some dyed turkey feathers hanging off it.

It's got alot of juju. Mayhaps that is why someone wanted to take it for a walk. That juju aint healthy in anyone elses hands...it will slowly steal your life force and eventually some very bad things will happen...slow, subtle, almost unnoticable bad things...but they'll add up. If you try to throw the dige away the little things will get worse. If you give it away the recipient of the gift will be safe, but you, oh taker of the didge will find your life cluttered with unfortunate accidents and malicious co-incidents. Like mosquitos on a swampy summer day, these pesky little things in your life will not just be swatted away.

If you can get the didge back to me, all these "little things" will stop. Beneficial little things will happen on a regular basis. I'll even cook you a meal next year on the playa and tell you what you can handle about my brand of pimpstick mojo.

but if you've got the didge, it should be obvious by this point that it aint yours and you having it is just all wrong.

get it back to me and everything will get better. I promise.