The Bar

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:43 am

helitack wrote:Getting busy, no booze cuz of on call status, makes it hard to wrench the truck without the proper mental lubrication. However, ressurection of the veeeeehikle continues. Vegas a week from tomorrow.

vegas.... <heavy>

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:50 am

It's not mad dog but here you Go Heli...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:30 am

MySexyLexy... can I get you a drink?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:31 am

Zoom!! ask MySexyLexy in for a drink..

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:32 am

Bin!! you do it.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:35 am

?.......................

?...................................

Zoom Bin?.........MySexyLexy...............

?..

flame, puff puff

ppppppssfft!

*exhale*

Must be me.......

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:40 am

Flame, puff puff...

pokes Mozy in the ribs with elbow

Ear......

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:41 am

With the way things are going today I wish I could do what Mozy just did.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:42 am

Hey there is a very very sexy woman! How are you today mojo?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:45 am

hey K you want a Al Capone Cigar?

mojo how is ARRRR! ?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:52 am

Wha . . . ? hunhh??? Oh, sorry, sleepy me. Thanks, Mozy.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:55 am

I don't know about a cigar but something from BC would be nice about now. Mondays just suck. It's gotta get better though.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:05 am

Ms. Lexy has left the building . . . with Elvis. Google image results for Sexy Lexy:

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:18 am

Talk about Monday sucks.....

2 of 7 employees(+2 owners) here got laid off....The rest got 10% pay cuts FUCK.

Sure kills any motivation to donate "free/unpaid" overtime by anyone on salary.....

Time to start looking........

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:22 am

Hey Baaaby! (PPPPFFFTTTTT) .... ear.....

Howdy Barflys!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:27 am

Mozy -

AAARRRR is excellent - we spent the weekend with kayaks & snorkel gear at Santa Cruz Island just offshore here. What an incredible place. It's all Marine Reserve with kelp forest right off the beach, sea caves explorable by kayak, great backpack - style camping. Ahhhhh......... Makes it hard to be here in the office though.....

And how is the lovely Linda?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:46 am

she is good she would love the trip you just did. we will be camping at salt point soon. A good place to kayak.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:25 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
And it's often quite hard for women to allow themselves to experience their inner sexual adventuress.
and it is equally difficult for men... or at least, that has been my experience.

For someone who keeps saying that everything we think we know about sex is probably wrong, I keep making that mistake.

certainly, it's hard for men to publically admit they like fat or hairy women.

some of it does look easier to me (ie--women are supposed to only like "romantic" sex and even more if it's for making a baby!) but the truth is we live in such an erotophobic culture and it comes down pretty hard on all of us.

*sigh*

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:31 pm

ah-yup

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:37 pm

yeah but once a year we can escape that bullshit. even if it is in the middle of a dust devil.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:40 pm

gives zoom a pinch on the ass.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:46 pm

Zoom wrote:yeah but once a year we can escape that bullshit. even if it is in the middle of a dust devil.

Who says it has to be once per year? You can bring the playa experience / mindset home. I did this year and it's substantially changed things around here. So much so that now it looks like I'll be out on the kaballarians website picking out names...and I'll leave it at that because it's not absolutely positively confirmed just yet.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:46 pm

?.......................

?...................................

Zoom ?........................

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come back MySexyLexy...

flame, puff puff

ppppppssfft!

*exhale*

Must be me.......

oh sorry K didn't see you there...ere

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:47 pm

woohooo
Zoom gives Mozy a big smack on the buttocks

damn i miss you all. i can not believe that i am really having this hard of a time adjusting back, finally got my laundry done 7 friggin' loads. i am already looking into flight schedules for next year for Lorgasm and I. Lorgasm is already wanting to know when do the tickets go on sale for burning man 2007.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:05 pm

what about flight schedules for California BC and I can pick you both up oh about FEB some time. OK with you both?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:12 pm

i do not know if we will fly into san fran, we wat to rent an r.v. or camper for next year. and san fran will not rent them out during burninman (i guess they know where it will be going). i know people go as far as las vegas to rent them

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:16 pm

I was told by a very special lady that I should never settle for anything less than WOW. And I won't.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:20 pm

helitack wrote:I was told by a very special lady that I should never settle for anything less than WOW. And I won't.

i will copy that page from your playbook.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:21 pm

Mozy,
Sorry for the abrupt departure. I'm on a library computer so I have limited access. I got booted off at 5pm, 3pm west coast. It makes it hard to do real time.
And Fishy, it was before and I think it was more than five boxes, wasn't it?
Fishy set me up with some great costumery. And thanks again.
I gave Carine the dresses and the oriental top.
Seemed appropriate.
I found better stuff in Fishy's fashion shop than in the whole rest of the playa.

I saw one of the govt promos of Kazakhstan on cnn. It ran over a minute and was very slick. It said wander...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:31 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
helitack wrote:I was told by a very special lady that I should never settle for anything less than WOW. And I won't.
i will copy that page from your playbook.

It has served me very well. When the WOW's outnumber the not wow by at least 20 to 1, well... I do realize that I have been this way longer than tha last three years though.