The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:01 pm

Ok a coffee milkshake it is, if you want real Ice cream you’ll have to get on the patron powered peddle blender and ride a for a short sprint

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:07 pm

i don't think i could handle a sprint right about now........

i think i upset Heli........come back HELI, you can play too!!!!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:31 pm

damn wood fired modem the fire went out and it took awhile to get up a head of steam , I keep thinking about switching to gas but the digester just doesn't make enough methane to run the modem and provide cooking fuel .

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:42 pm

so has anyone heard any excuse way the door to this thread is so fucked?
I mean if it has something to do with being on page 2321 we could start a new volume on page one ,...

What do you think “The Bar” volume two

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:48 am

G'morning!!!

CLICK

Got so many chores done yesturday!!! Daughter went over to spend night with frineds...we built roaring fire, had dinner, promptly feel asleep watching a movie on lamb skin rug!
Boy were romantic!
Barely remembered to cover the tomatoes before slinking into bed!
Today is a good day!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:25 am

Lets see....Volume Two, PAGE ONE...Let me start this story with the wonderful tale of yest 'r' year..............It all started in a magical virtual bar, perfectly named..."Eplaya BAR"....and so the story goes.........

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:38 am

... and then a chicken walks in squaking "cockadoodledoo!" which, roughly translated, means "WAKE THE F UP!"

Hi Pinemom!

Ew, this melted milkshake looks awful. Anything better to drink around here?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:40 am

psst...BC go to next bar Zule made recomendation to start new bar to try to make "NO POST EXIST" thang stop...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:45 am

Cock exits existless list

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:47 pm

Very quiet, so much for brand loyalty.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:53 pm

heli...new book!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:46 pm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:21 pm

From the dark in the back of the bar the sound of a whisky cork...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:36 pm

On comes the Jukebox

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:30 pm

Yo Mozy! Dude! Can I drink with ya? I need a friend right about now.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:25 pm

Another quarter in the Wurlitzer - maybe "Hot Rod Lincoln". We'll call this Tisha's Roadhouse. Chicken-fried steak, please, and a Bud.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:43 pm

Head over to Volume 2. No glitches there.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:19 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:On comes the Jukebox

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:35 am

Mozy bonz wrote:
Mozy bonz wrote:On comes the Jukebox

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:40 am

May I join you and your Granddad?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:43 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Another quarter in the Wurlitzer - maybe "Hot Rod Lincoln". We'll call this Tisha's Roadhouse. Chicken-fried steak, please, and a Bud.

Mr.Koosh and I got to see Bill Kirchen do this LIVE two weeks ago. Oh, my god, but I can't tell you the last time I laughed so hard.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:05 pm

Wow! My pleasure. It's probably years since I've heard the song.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:50 pm

(CLARK stumbles in, hopped up on caffeine) Word, I'm up at the radiostaion with my buddy Dainster. We are playing the Amos Sanctuary Hour right now, then going into requests. Anyone want to hear a tune?
http://www.eou.edu/keol
slurp, yummmmmmmmmmmmy!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:16 pm

Alright, Clark, I got you streaming loud and clear.

Umm................"Hot Rod Lincoln"?

haaaahaaaahaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa. Have a great night.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:20 pm

BIN!!!! It's been forever since we've chatted. I'm understandinf the Bar Volume Two is where it's at. Keep listening...I'll put some sugar into your coffee. Granulated or cubed?

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:20 pm

Hey all a lil thristy here.. any drinks slinging?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:29 pm

CLARKcon wrote:BIN!!!! It's been forever since we've chatted. I'm understandinf the Bar Volume Two is where it's at. Keep listening...I'll put some sugar into your coffee. Granulated or cubed?

Granules - sure! How have you been, CC?
Velvetina - PineMom made some margaritas if you're in the mood.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:32 pm

mmmmmmm... mellon ones I like melon ones.. yummy makes me goofey though...1 teq 2 teq 3 teq *wooble/weave/floor

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:24 am

From the dark in the back of a burned bar the sound of a whisky cork...

On comes the Jukebox Led Zeppelin › Hey Hey What Can I Do

Wanna tell you bout the girl I love.
My, she looks so fine
An shes the only one that Ive been dreamin of,
Maybe someday she will be all mine.
I wanna tell her that I love her so,
I thrill with her every touch,
I need to tell her shes the only one I really lo__ve.

I got a woman, wan ball all day.
I got a woman, she wont be true no.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I said I got a little woman and she wont be true.

On sunday mornin when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin in line.
Dont say they come to pray to the lord
But when my little girl looks so fine.
An in the evenin when the sun is sinkin low
Everybodys with the one they love.
I walk the town, keep-a searchin all around,
Lookin for my street corner girl.

I got a woman, wan ball all day yeah.
I got a woman, she wont be true no, no.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I said I got a little woman and she wont be true.

An in the bars with the men who play guitars,
Singin, drinkin and rememberin the time,
A-my little lover does a midnight shift,
She fool around-a all a the time.
I guess theres just one thing then left for me to do:
Gonna pack my bags an move on my way
A-cause I got a worried mind sharin what I thought was mine.
Gonna leave her where the guitars play.

I got a woman, she wont be true no, no.
I got a woman, wanna ball all day-yeah-yeah now, now.
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time.
I got a little woman and she wont be true.

Hey, hey what can I do?
I said she wont be true no. yeah-no, yeah-no,
Whoah-ho what can I say?
Yeah-no, yeah-no. [ ahhh__ ]

Hey, hey what can I do?
[ __hhh__ ] keep ballin, keep ballin, keep ballin,
&nbspkeep ballin, keep ballin, keep ballin, keep ballin.
Whoah-ho what can I say?
[ __hhh. ] she wanna ball.

Hey, hey what can I do?
A-keep ballin, keep ballin, keep ballin, keep ballin,
&nbspkeep ballin yeah, yeah.
Whoah-ho what can I say?
A-boogie, a-boogie chillun. a-boogie, a-boogie chillun.

Hey, hey what can I do?
Hahh-yeah, ah-yeah, ah-yeah, ah-yeah.
Whoah-ho what can I say?
Hey, hey what can I do? I got a woman, she wont be true.

Hey, hey what can I do?
Ah-whoah~whoah~whoah hear what I say.
I got a woman, wanna ball all day.
Whoah-ho what can I say?
Keep ballin, keep ballin

Who__ahhh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Hey, hey what can I do?
Ooh.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:10 pm

mr bonz... wassup?

zepplin for the bar, eh?

Gallows Pole

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
Think I see my friends coming,
Riding a many mile.
Friends, did you get a little silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my dear friends,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Pole?

I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold,
You know that we're too damn poor
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see my brother coming,
Riding a many mile.
Brother, did you get me some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my brother,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?

Brother, I brought you some silver,
I brought a little gold,
I brought a little of ev'ry thing
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Yes, I brought you to keep you from the Gallows Pole.

Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,
I think I see my sister coming,
Riding a many mile, mile, mile, mile, mile.
Sister, I implore you, take him by the hand,
Take him to some shady bower,
Save me from the wrath of this man,
Please take him,
Save me from the wrath of this man, man.

Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
Pray tell me that I'm free to ride,
Ride for many mile, mile, mile.

Oh, yes, you got a fine sister,
She warmed my blood from cold,
Brought my face to boiling hot
To keep you from the Gallows Pole,
Your brother brought me silver,
Your sister warmed my soul,
But now I laugh and pull so hard
And see you swinging on the Gallows Pole

sort of gives a feel for the condition my soul seems to be in.