The Break-Up, what to do with sextoys!!

space monk · Post by **space monk** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:57 pm

ok, i'm doing this b/c i've grown to respect burner advice on all subjects, and this is a subject i don't really want to talk to me mum or 'strait' friends about...

so i'm breaking up with girlfriend of 5.5 years. it's on good terms. she's great woman, but now i'm on fire, and we're just playing different games. we have a nice collection of adult toys (love that term). probably worth $500 or so. the question is, what is sextoy ediquite? do we split them up? do we throw them out? i mean, how do you girls out there feel about 'used' toys?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:00 pm

NO USED TOYS...yes split them up equally....

...like used TP...would you give that to a friend to re-use?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:04 pm

you are so fucking funny pmom..............but she's right space monk.......

NO USED TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure there are different ones you both are fond of. Start there and split the rest up.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:07 pm

Space monk...actaully I started thinking about it...You should try to sell them on EBAY! hahahaha You might get some wierd ass perve who will triple or quadruple your investment!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:09 pm

i'm sure we could think of a few pmom.............huh, let's start with..

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:37 pm

Shove 'em up your ass. Or hers, as appropriate.

space monk · Post by **space monk** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:52 pm

well, yes, some of them up the kiester. and dont make me go mel gibson on your ass.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:54 pm

Go as whoever you want, bubbe. Smelly Melly's a frog fart in a bird bath.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:54 pm

space monk wrote: what is sextoy ediquite? do we split them up? do we throw them out? i mean, how do you girls out there feel about 'used' toys?

Split em up, and the ones that you keep...

...name them.

For example: Charlie, Bobo, Levi.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:12 am

Make Art.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:45 am

do as i did... loan them to an old girl friend and she doesn't return them.

a $1400 toy, gone forever. http://www.sybian.com

but, i'm getting another someday.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:47 am

$1400 on a sex toy. Jeez Joel!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:03 am

nogganoodle wrote:$1400 on a sex toy. Jeez Joel!

it is a REALLY NICE TOY.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:12 am

hey! that sounds like the orgasmatron..........not that i would do something like that of course. I heard about it from someone, yah, that's the story i'm going with. shoegirl told me about it!!!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:17 am

i had a sybian, loaned it to many a friend... a lady recovering from open heart surgery in chicopee, ma... some friends in FL, they took it to a party for laughs, etc... i had more fun laughing about it, than i did gettinguse out of it.

allow me to reassure you, it worked.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:17 pm

I tried to hit the link and the censorship software here had a fit!

I recently got an electric bed made by the Gyre Corporation.
Seriously.
It seems useful more for massage than sex.
Maybe somebody out there has some ideas.
I got it not expecting it to work, but it works fine.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:34 pm

Give them to Apollonaris Zeus so he can work on (or out) whatever has crawled up his ass with his recent posts.

shoegirl · Post by **shoegirl** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:59 pm

That's right Jewel. Hey if I see the orgasmatron on EBay I'll bid on it for you for Christmas!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:01 pm

Badger wrote:Give them to Apollonaris Zeus so he can work on (or out) whatever has crawled up his ass with his recent posts.

must...........try............not to....................say.................any..............thing.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:08 pm

joel the ornery wrote:i had a sybian,....

"Had?" What happened to it? I've seen one used at a party and the women (and man) who rode it had nothing but good things to say. But I could never get myself to spend that much money on one....

Ron

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:11 pm

[quote="DVD Burner"]must...........try............not to....................say.................any..............thing.[/quote]

Good move, better to be safe than sorry.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:18 pm

Ron wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:i had a sybian,....
"Had?" What happened to it? I've seen one used at a party and the women (and man) who rode it had nothing but good things to say. But I could never get myself to spend that much money on one....

Ron

ron, sent it to a former girlfriend, she "lost it"... changed her email and telephone number. i imagine it is still getting ridden quite a lot.

i'm buying another... heck, they are manufactured 20 miles away from me, here in central illinois... i've been to the factory.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:58 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
Ron wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:i had a sybian,....
"Had?" What happened to it? I've seen one used at a party and the women (and man) who rode it had nothing but good things to say. But I could never get myself to spend that much money on one....

Ron
ron, sent it to a former girlfriend, she "lost it"... changed her email and telephone number. i imagine it is still getting ridden quite a lot.

i'm buying another... heck, they are manufactured 20 miles away from me, here in central illinois... i've been to the factory.

so after touring a brewery you get a beer to sample,... what’s the end of that factory tour like?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:05 pm

i saved enough money on shipping for a half-gallon pump bottle of ASTROGLIDE.

that's gone now.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:29 pm

Jeebus.....$1,400 would buy a lot of blow jobs.........

doberman · Post by **doberman** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:04 pm

[quote="mojo"]Jeebus.....$1,400 would buy a lot of blow jobs.........[/quote]

how many in your state? here, max. 14 "officially".. :D

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:16 pm

mojo wrote:Jeebus.....$1,400 would buy a lot of blow jobs.........

buy? as in purchase?

sorry... i am from the "free love" world.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:48 pm

[quote="DVD Burner"]must...........try............not to....................say.................any..............thing.[/quote]

"There is no try. Only do."
--Yoda

Rocdad · Post by **Rocdad** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:38 pm

mojo wrote:Jeebus.....$1,400 would buy a lot of blow jobs.........

HOW MANY DOES THAT GET YA? And is this blatant advertizing?

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:27 am

joel the ornery wrote: i'm buying another... heck, they are manufactured 20 miles away from me, here in central illinois... i've been to the factory.

I bet that's not a tour they did on Mr Roger's Neighborhood.

"And on the left, you can see quality testing. Those people love their work."

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