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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:27 pm

Fuckers? I wish!
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Post by Jew Boy » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:44 pm

[quote="Jewel***"]Fuck man. Where are my fucking friends when you fucking need them? Shit, do I really need to go to fucking Tribe? Where are you fuckers???????????[/quote]


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Post by Zoom » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:55 am

Jewel*** wrote:Fuck man. Where are my fucking friends when you fucking need them? Shit, do I really need to go to fucking Tribe? Where are you fuckers???????????
group hug for Jewel***

where are fucking here
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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:00 am

Fuck,,,,well at least the ESPRESSO is ready!! and sooo tasty
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by AntiM » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:41 am

I’m sure RG can offer great companionship when Larry's on the road but I never thought he was cheep .........fuck
You ain't fucking kidding.

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Post by Petal of the Playa » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:32 am

i wish i could fucking stop smoking cigarettes...fuck.... anyone ever tried laser therapy to stop fucking smoking? did it fucking work?
It only seems kinky the first time...

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:12 pm

fuck...i can now say fuck...

gotta love that plumed serpent:
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You have real fucking friends

Post by Rocdad » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:26 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Fuck man. Where are my fucking friends when you fucking need them? Shit, do I really need to go to fucking Tribe? Where are you fuckers???????????
You have real fucking friends that love you sorry I was in hospital getting better now I will call you.
Hang in there you are fucking beautiful inside and out!
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:51 pm

Fuck man. Where are my fucking friends when you fucking need them?
maybe you need a pet?

-to engage in amorous fondling and caressing.
-to treat as a pet; indulge.
—Synonyms: baby, humor, pamper, favor.


soo many people practice gene·ism when it comes to companions, maybe they can benefit from expanded horizons.

i mean, fuck, your staring at a computer screen
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:21 pm

thanks fire elf..........i have a pet

you, on the other hand, need a fucking slap in the head......where is SED when you need him?

thanks Rocdad........hope all is well with you!

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Post by robbidobbs » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:34 pm

[whine]
I wanna Tacoma.
Fucking 16 yr old killed mine. I wanna 'nuther. This fucking town has one (1!) and it's a fucking stick and it's got fucking 155K and it's still fucking $8K.
FUCK!
We need more fucking Toyota factories.
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:37 pm

Jewel*** wrote:need a fucking slap in the head..!
if I must, then let it be a Zen Slap
The Zen Slap, in whatever form, shakes together preexisting knowledge... many zen stories in which people attain enlightenment upon receiving a slap
Though Maharishi MahaKalima gave me a poke to the crown chakra when I told her I was a maelstrom spinning opposite to her that was destined to annihalate her...could'a been a similar thing...

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Post by BAS » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:32 pm

Fuck. I can't get QuatroPro to bring up my budget. It tells me it is loading, then just sits there. If I right click on the box and tell it to close the program, I get the message that the program is not responding. It then takes a long time to shut down the program. In fact, last time I got tired of waiting and shut off my computer before it finished, and now I have lost all my bookmarks! Fuck!

Oh the #$%@ with it! I'm going to bed!

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Post by Box Burner » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:16 pm

BAS wrote:Fuck. I can't get QuatroPro to bring up my budget. It tells me it is loading, then just sits there. If I right click on the box and tell it to close the program, I get the message that the program is not responding. It then takes a long time to shut down the program. In fact, last time I got tired of waiting and shut off my computer before it finished, and now I have lost all my bookmarks! Fuck!

Oh the #$%@ with it! I'm going to bed!

B.
Fuck! I didn't even know quatro pro was still around. :shock: I used to use it a lot. The last version I had was for windows 3.1. What version is it? Go into windows explorer and find your data for quatro pro. I do not think it will be in "my documents" since quatro pro is not a microfuckingsoft product. Move it to a file that is not a part of the quatro pro folder and then fucking reinstall quatro pro. Then copy the data file that you moved back into it's former location in quatro pro. That should fix the fucker. :D
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Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:52 am

i'm posting a giant FUCK for shoegirl.............she's experiencing a little bit of the

"why do I do this every fucking day" syndrome.

fuck, fuck, fuck

(did that help shoe?)

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Post by EspressoDude » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:30 am

FUCK, I do this(work) everyday so I can have enuff $$$$ to go to BurningMan
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:19 am

I'm trying to find a job so I can get the $$$$ to go to BRC. However, doesn't look good; no $$$ or time. Damn, I sure fucked myself this year. FUCK! I've learned something. Something I'm just gonna have to try to just let go, move on and cut my fuckin losses.
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Post by shoegirl » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:24 am

Thanks Jewel. I have no complaints.....really.....
but sometimes one foot in fucking front of the other....blah, blah, fucking blah, blah, blah.....
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
OK now I'm better. Got that out.

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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:01 am

Glad you are feeling happier Shoey.

My son has got fucking head lice. Picked them at nursery. I've never had head lice but here we are 34 fucking years later! EEeewww!

On a lighter fucking note, me and my other half have decided to give our relationship another go after he forgave me (sort of!) for my BRC indiscretions. And we do actually seem happy for the first time in a long time. Fucking A!

Apart from the nit infestation, life is pretty fucking good!
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Post by the fire elf » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:17 am

EspressoDude wrote:FUCK, I do this(work) everyday so I can have enuff $$$$ to go to BurningMan
cuz you're a tool in someone else's toolbox...

fuck, i must sound like a jerk
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Post by the fire elf » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:31 am

nogganoodle wrote:he forgave me (sort of!) for my BRC indiscretions. And we do actually seem happy
"An indiscreet act or remark."

and here I thought BM was about remarkable audaciousness...

silly me
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Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:21 pm

the fire elf wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:FUCK, I do this(work) everyday so I can have enuff $$$$ to go to BurningMan
cuz you're a tool in someone else's toolbox...

fuck, i must sound like a jerk
What the fuck happened to you fire elf? Typically you wouldn't fucking acknowledge if you sounded like a jerk? What's going the fuck on with you? Anything you'd like to share? I'm here for ya........

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Post by the fire elf » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:35 pm

What's going the #### on with you? Anything you'd like to share? I'm here for ya........
i don't think i'd wish my journey on any...though to share it would do so...

i get instructed by maharishis to return to society and the crux of my efforts absorbed into proclaimations of fake enlightnement:

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as for what i'd like to share, i'd love to share massage with something other than homosexual sexual predators, fire dance with other than petrol dependant performers, and temple space with other than hierocratic religious zealots

####...i think my benevolence is wearing thin
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Post by the fire elf » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:56 pm

at least i've been called mayavin... ###### lord of illusion...

that gives some breathing room
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Post by robbidobbs » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:35 pm

nogganoodle wrote:My son has got fucking head lice. Picked them at nursery. I've never had head lice but here we are 34 fucking years later! EEeewww!
Head lice sucks. I had it 2 years ago, and it was a major fucking project. My hair and sanity survived the experience. What it takes if absolute fastidiousness about vacuuming, laundry and combing the hair carefully with a nit comb 4-6 times per day. I kept my head covered with a sleeve from a t-shirt the rest of the time so to prevent spreading it. Kept the little buggers locked up as best as I could between combings. Don't try the hippy solutions, get the nasty lice killing chemicals.

Good luck!

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Post by BAS » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:36 pm

Box Burner wrote:
BAS wrote:Fuck. I can't get QuatroPro to bring up my budget. It tells me it is loading, then just sits there. If I right click on the box and tell it to close the program, I get the message that the program is not responding. It then takes a long time to shut down the program. In fact, last time I got tired of waiting and shut off my computer before it finished, and now I have lost all my bookmarks! Fuck!

Oh the #$%@ with it! I'm going to bed!

B.
Fuck! I didn't even know quatro pro was still around. :shock: I used to use it a lot. The last version I had was for windows 3.1. What version is it? Go into windows explorer and find your data for quatro pro. I do not think it will be in "my documents" since quatro pro is not a microfuckingsoft product. Move it to a file that is not a part of the quatro pro folder and then fucking reinstall quatro pro. Then copy the data file that you moved back into it's former location in quatro pro. That should fix the fucker. :D
What I have is QuatroPro 9. I don't where the discs are-- I had a friend install everything for me last time my computer decided to die.

I'll have to wait until later to try doing anything anyway. Working was..., interesting..., today. Why in the FUCK do people take drugs and then go to the Department of Motor Vehicles?!! The first was someone on some sort of uppers and kept talking nearly too fast to be understood as he tried to get his license reinstated. The second, well, we don't know what was wrong with him. He was just incredibly paranoid and confrontational about the whole reinstatement process. I don't know if he knows how close he came to getting a police escort out of the building!

By contrast, the drunk lady who wanted to change the hours on her occupational driver's license was really easy to work with! :roll: (Actually, she was very cooperative, the only trouble I had was getting some clarification on what she wanted done.)

At least now I know why someone was floating the idea of issuing firearms to us at the last inservice training seminar!


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Post by pinemom » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:37 pm

Fuck...noggan, My daughter gets it unfortunately more times then I'd like to admit...at times I think she grows her own!

Its a fucking min. 6hour ritual of de-lousing...not including the laundry and vacuming!
Hince why she now wears her hair shorter!
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Post by shoegirl » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:08 pm

Fuckin' lice are nasty. Good luck Noggan.
Glad to hear life is better otherwise.
Found a bottle of Pimms in my cupboard the other day. Think I'll have one in your honor. Cheers.

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Post by nogganoodle » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:53 am

Cheers people, I've never had to deal with the little fuckers before. I think I got the little bastards though.
Found a bottle of Pimms in my cupboard the other day. Think I'll have one in your honor. Cheers.
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Post by the fire elf » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:17 pm

There is no evidence to support the cleaning of sheets and clothing, or the treating of earphones, baseball helmets, and furniture with insecticide sprays.

Infection is spread between people only by relatively prolonged head to head contact; thus it is typically spread between people who know each other well. Lice seen on chairs, pillows, and hats are dead, sick, or elderly or are cast skins of lice—these cannot infect a person.

School based "no-nits" policies (banning children with nits until all nits are removed) do not make sense — less than 20% of school children with nits will go on to develop infestation within 14 days. About half of children sent home for head lice don't have them. Many public health experts believe that "no-nits" policies should be abandoned.

Treatment should not be started unless live lice are found. Nits are not a sign of active infestation with head lice.

Cutting hair, or tying it back, is not helpful and may increase the incidence of infestation by making it easier for lice to move off of and on to the scalp.

Head lice are probably more common in girls because girls are more likely to have close contacts during play—not because they have longer hair.

Head lice are harmless. If detached from their host they are vulnerable and effectively dead.

Head lice do not prefer clean hair, they do not prefer dirty hair, they just like hair.
fuck...battle leading to mating leading to cannibalism seems to be a risky course of action, when it comes to those things...
Because lice can only survive for a few hours or days without a human host, and because lice species are so specific to certain species or areas of the body, the evolutionary history of lice reveals much about human history. It has been demonstrated, for example, that some varieties of human lice went through a population bottleneck about 100,000 years ago (supporting the Single origin hypothesis), and also that hominid lice lineages diverged around 1.18 million years ago (probably infesting Homo erectus) before re-uniting around 100,000 years ago. This recent merging seems to argue against the Multi-regional origin of modern human evolution and argues instead for a close proximity replacement of archaic humans by a migration of anatomically modern humans, either through sexual contact, fighting, and/or cannibalism.
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