HughMungus sucks

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:23 am

Gotta keep it fair and balanced, now.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:24 am

But does he swallow? Enquiring minds want to know, and SED is the master of all such wisdom.

;)

Ron

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:55 am

oh the humanity.

hi SED, hi Ron

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:58 pm

i thought he changed his name, like, to playaplayer or something?

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:40 pm

spectabillis wrote:i thought he changed his name, like, to playaplayer or something?

Who - Sed or Ron?

shoegirl · Post by **shoegirl** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:46 pm

Hey SED is back. Wow.
Always fair and balanced ....and honest. Gotta love it!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:42 am

My vacuum cleaner sucks! HOO-WOO!

Er, which is a good thing..., for cleaning...!

B.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:34 am

I've an ex who once admitted to using the vacuum cleaner as a masturbation toy on a sex list. She told the story of using the hose (it was an upright) with the cleaning head removed, some nylon stocking over the opening, and then using the suction on her clit. Most of the list was fine with the story but one guy was squicked by the "lack of hygiene," involved with such a practice. He never forgot it and gave her shit about it every chance he got. So if your vacuum does suck, I wouldn't recommend admitting so in most public venues...

;)

Ron

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:04 am

Oh dear, I suppose the washing machine story is right out, eh?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:41 pm

...washing machine...?

HOW?!

Now I wanna know!

B.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:08 am

First you need an unbalanced load ....

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:57 pm

... and you time the spin cycle just right ...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:29 pm

A little Lube probably wouldn't hurt either.

the rebbi

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:52 pm

I wonder if anyone calls their cellphone while its set on vibrate from their own office phone.

It brings a whole new meaning to phone sex!

AIIZ

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:12 pm

the vibration doesn't last nearly long enough....so i've been told.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:50 am

tisha2 wrote:the vibration doesn't last nearly long enough....so i've been told. :oops:

Redial, baby, redial...

;)

Ron

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:08 am

And my cell phone bill just broke the national deficit!

Washing Machine? I think it was a frigidaire or something (I remember it was a GM product) had this one where the agitator, instead of going sklosh slosh like normal, bounced up and down. Made this thumpathumpathumpa sound, was kinda...suggestive. Always thought about what one could do with a bit of epoxy and Mr Vibrator......

_________________

Beware the spin cycle

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:58 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:03 am

Oh BBSUE! yeah epoxy/Mr. Bob/duct tape for spin cycle stick/make sure load is off balance/and throw in a cylinder of Nitrous..just for good measure!

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:39 am

Oh, just take out one of the load balancing rubber bandy thingies.

HughMungus sucks

HughMungus sucks

....... Let Sleeping Dogs Lie ........