Who needs a smack in the head?

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Who needs a smack in the head?

Post by SED » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:19 pm

Step right up.
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Post by Eric » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:59 pm

what are we being smacked in the head with? I have very discriminating tastes, you know.
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Post by SED » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:04 pm

A rolled up copy of piss clear, soaked in Adrian's urine.

SMACK!

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Post by pinemom » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:07 am

who the hell is ADRIAN?

...and you know what happens when you smack me these dayz...your choice?!
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Post by SED » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:09 am

We are all Adrian.

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Post by pinemom » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:11 am

I knew...snot or no snot...that you would go for it!

Ha!
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Post by tacocat » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:36 am

I'd love one, can you use a rubber baseball bat to doo it? :lol:
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Post by SED » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:40 am

You'll get wood and you'll like it!


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Post by tacocat » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:45 am

Oak or pine...I don't mind!
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:49 am

before you smack me...
...be that soft wood or hard wood matey?
...me parrot wants to know.
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Post by mojo » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:57 am

SED wrote:You'll get wood and you'll like it!
I'll line up for that.
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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:09 am

me me me, I want wood!
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:11 am

I thought you and your boyfriend were back together... SMACK! ouch! Didn't duck fast enough.
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:17 am

nogganoodle wrote:me me me, I want wood!
things that sound dirty but aren't.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:18 am

mojo wrote:
SED wrote:You'll get wood and you'll like it!
I'll line up for that.




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me me me, I want wood!
your both giving me wood ...







































again......


SMeCK! there seems to be a nat in here.
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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:24 am

I thought you and your boyfriend were back together... SMACK! ouch! Didn't duck fast enough
That may be true but I still WANT WOOD.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:26 am

Not a "nat" - - a "rat"
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:32 am

Which "wood" you prefer, American or English?
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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:46 am

English of course. Tut..
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Post by AntiM » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:43 am

Hah! I'll take the redneck trucker's wood: a tire thumper!

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Post by mojo » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:46 am

My goodness AntiM - do those come in a vibrating version?
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Post by AntiM » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:47 am

You don't need a vibrator in a big ole truck honey!
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Post by mojo » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:48 am

With you and Larry, it doesn't even need to be running........
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Post by SED » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:03 pm

Slow down, everybody. I'm getting a little behind, here.

Heh, heh, get it? A little behind? Heh, heh, heh. . .

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:42 pm

don't forget my BIG behind - two, please.
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Post by Toolmaker » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:13 pm

/me smacks EVERYONE in the head with a smoked trout.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:28 pm

cedar plank smoked trout? Damn, that's making me hungry.
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Post by SED » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:55 pm

I do the smacking around here.


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Post by EspressoDude » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:24 pm

SMACK: heroin (smack, skag, brown, H etc)

Heroin is a powerful and addictive substance that can be sold in the form of a powder, pill, or a liquid.

Heroin can be smoked with tobacco, heated on tin foil ('chasing the dragon'), snorted or injected, either just below the skin's surface ('skin popping') or directly into a vein ('mainlining').

Initially most users experience a sleepy, pleasant euphoria and total relief from stress and anxiety as the drug enters the system. This then makes way for a feeling of calm and relaxation.

Heroin is not instantly addictive, but with regular usage the body adjusts and tolerance sets in, until no pleasurable feelings are felt at all. By then the body needs the drug just to stay 'normal' and keep off the pains of withdrawal.

Some heroin addicts - often the younger ones - find themselves getting involved with crime and prostitution to feed their habit, and this sometimes ends up by them being exploited by others.

Some manage to live relatively normal lives with their addiction, although this can be dependent on securing access to a clean supply.

Side effects: Heroin can turn some people into mumbling, introspective bores, unable to get a grip on what's going on around them.
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Post by SED » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:28 pm

Wrong smack, Java Boy.

Here's for talking smack at me---SMACK!
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