what actor/actress do you think about when you ....

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:32 am

Technopatra: I can put you in touch with Ice T if you want to make that dream come true... You'd have to get past his nasty wife, though.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:35 am

Patience wrote:Technopatra: I can put you in touch with Ice T if you want to make that dream come true... You'd have to get past his nasty wife, though.

hey how old is his son now do you know?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:32 pm

Patience wrote:You'd have to get past his nasty wife, though.

I'd like to get past his nasty wife...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:00 pm

Patience wrote:Technopatra: I can put you in touch with Ice T if you want to make that dream come true... You'd have to get past his nasty wife, though.

Funny, that was part of the dream, too...shimmer...shimmer.....

...shimmer shimmer...I was living in LA, some sort of lieutenant of the mob. Ice T was in a rival mob, and I blew up his apartment. He escaped, but his wife was killed, and he swore vengeance. He chased me all over the world, for years, his only thought was his revenge, which grew to the point that he didn't even know why he wanted it. The desire for vengeance was so great it swallowed the reason for it.

Finally he caught me on a rooftop in Italy...but when he did, we both realized that all those years of fighting had forged a white-hot passion between us...we were no longer enemies...we were soulmates, bound by the chase that had taken over our worlds.

Much hot, gravity defying sex followed. Details for $4.99 a min.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:28 pm

Do you take Visa?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:31 pm

the interest rate sounds like american express only to me.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:29 pm

technopatra wrote: Much hot, gravity defying sex followed. Details for $4.99 a min.

Hey, commerce-free environment! I can barter two used Chia pets.....

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:31 pm

Who cares about some actress. But that cute barista at the local roastery - zoom!

Alchemy · Post by **Alchemy** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:57 pm

Mememe I!

sorry it was my first thought.When Im not burnin or momin Im actin.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:10 am

Don Muerto wrote:Do you take Visa?

Alas, no. Being one of the PTB, I only accept cashier's checks and money orders.

<snicker>

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:13 am

technopatra wrote: <snicker>

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:44 pm

I've never seen what she looks like, but whomever speaks the female voice in Colds Suffocate causes me to seek the nearest bathroom.She could look like shrek for all I care.

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:46 pm

Is that the song I'm thinking of?

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:12 pm

I've always gotten a woody from Lamp Chop.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:50 pm

ramen wrote:I've always gotten a woody from Lamp Chop.

Lamp Chop? Is that what you get when you cross "The Clapper" with a Kung Fu movie?

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:34 am

i think about johnny depp...

he always looks hot... well, except in fear and loathing.

but johnny depp in sleepy hollow *drool*

G.W.B. · Post by **G.W.B.** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 1:58 am

Shirley Temple.......uhh .......Black.

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 2:52 am

Over the range of a couple of decades...Jennifer Garner, Carly Simon, that actress who played in the Mod Squad and the older daughter in the Partridge Family. Various combinations work too.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 9:53 pm

Holly Berry

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:44 am

Allison Stewart.

Licentious Queen · Post by **Licentious Queen** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:27 pm

kyla wrote:Johnny Depp in a pirate costume.... I can't help it, the sweet dreams I have with..... ahh nevermind.

Also, Aragorn. Not Viggo, but Aragorn. Hrm. Actually, all the LotR characters are pretty hot. Oh Gandalf! Heheheh.

Man, You have the best taste in the WORLD! That's exactly what I was going to say. I don't know about the entire LOTR cast (Denethor, Wormtongue, and gollum don't exactly trip my trigger)...but I must say, those orcs are pretty sex. And I'm not joking...

Rawr!

p.s. JOHNNY FUCKING DEPP. My god....*drool*

Karma · Post by **Karma** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:42 pm

Lauren Bacall from the To have and have not years (more sex in one come hither grin then Britney Spears has in her whole body !!)

Audrey Hepburn <sigh>

Good call on Peggy Lipton (the Mod Squad girl)

Oh Ya !! Though she's not an full blown celebrity, Adrian from Piss Clear (the combination of Lust and Fear she invokes is spooky !!)

^_^

fnord · Post by **fnord** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:32 pm

Hmm...celebrities don't tend to spring to mind during a wank, but if I had to choose....perhaps a threesome with Kyan from Queer Eye and Cameron Diaz.
or maybe Jimmy Fallon and Angelina Jolie

no wait...Randy Harrison and Ornella Muti
better yet, how about a sampler, like they do for beer at breweries...
a bit of Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt on one side, and the Olsen Twins (in five years) on the other....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:39 pm

Christina Ricci

Wynonna Ryder

Salma Hayek

What can I say, I like em' curvy.

Course there's Peta Wilson and Bjork too.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

tonka · Post by **tonka** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:54 pm

once i had a membership for www.suicidegirls.com ....i didnt wanna leave my room for days... those chicks kick ass! and i even know a couple of them in calgary which make it all so much better...

ooh ooh! and billy idol... back in his younger days...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat May 01, 2004 5:33 pm

Muammar Gaddafi's body gaurds.

Ok, so they're not actresses.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sat May 01, 2004 5:50 pm

He's not an actor but I envision En Esch. He has nipples smaller than my thumbnails but he has hands that are...well, custom-made by God. And he moves them beautifully. And there's something magnetic about those big intense gryphon-eyes of his.

I've met Lord Esch...he's both sweet and gruff at the same time and he definitely has a dark moon sense of humour.

He wrote a song on the last Slick Idiot album, "Get Down — Give In" describing a pretty intense and beautiful slowhand sex session. He half-whispers the vocals: it's as close to crooning as I've ever heard come out of the Industrial music genre. That whole album is loaded with innuendos that would drive Tipper straight up the wall. It's definitely one of the sexiest pieces of music I've heard outside Crash Worship's "Three-Legged Whores" and a well-played version of the Arabian Coffee dance from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker.

Lilly Flower · Post by **Lilly Flower** » Sat May 01, 2004 6:01 pm

He's not an actor but I gotta say DVD Burner.

rrrRRRRRrrRRRroooowwllllllll!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 01, 2004 11:27 pm

The DMV Hotties!
Usually PurpleKoosh.

May I please have a day/night street/playa license?

zapatista · Post by **zapatista** » Mon May 03, 2004 3:36 am

tzimisce1313 wrote:i think about johnny depp...

he always looks hot... well, except in fear and loathing.

but johnny depp in sleepy hollow *drool*

Same here! Johnny or Orlando Bloom... *drool*