CRUSH THIS

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:53 am

[gift-wraps self]

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:01 am

Don Muerto wrote:
technopatra wrote:well..I can't honestly say that I've been immune to knuckle-walking in the past...
Poopsie, -I've already told you that your past is forgiven. Those Clint Eastwood movies of the late 70's and early 80's left scars on <u>all</u> of us. There is no judgement here.

Querido mio, dedo de pie de mi alma...your forgiveness for the follies of a young Egyptian goddess is as big as the great dr. scholls, but what kinda of happiness can a living symbol of eternity and a noble dead thumb possibly have in this mixed-up crazy world of ours?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:13 am

[gift-wraps self]

Well now the burning question is where are ya putting the bow?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:49 am

Lydia Love wrote:
[gift-wraps self]
Well now the burning question is where are ya putting the bow?

And whose weekend is it?

III · Post by **III** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:26 am

>where are ya putting the bow?

is the correct answer: "wherever you want"?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:27 pm

technopatra wrote:..but what kinda of happiness can a living symbol of eternity and a noble dead thumb possibly have in this mixed-up crazy world of ours?

Would you like that list alphabetically or in order of erogeneity?

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:46 pm

i'll take some of that action.

alphabetically erogenous of course.

J · Post by J » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:14 pm

I have a crush on Alice (and Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman- but that's another story).

J

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:48 pm

J wrote:I have a crush on Alice (and Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman- but that's another story).

J

thanks baby.

we're actually the same person, but i think you already knew that.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:59 pm

You know, Linda Carter *was* beautiful, but she was never hot. I am pretty sure if you got in her pants you would find her all smooth like a Barbie doll. Natalie Portman is the same way, -she is probably the hottest woman I am not attracted to.

Gwen Stefani is the opposite; skinny, bad skin, flat chest, ducky mouth, but somehow sexy as all get out.

MikeyFisher · Post by **MikeyFisher** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:37 pm

I dont know if my burning crushes are on this board...

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:09 am

"wherever you want"?

Ding ding ding ding!

Whose weekend is it?

Someone's, I hope, and soon. Trips to the bathroom are kind of a pain in this get-up.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:26 am

Booker wrote:Someone's, I hope, and soon. Trips to the bathroom are kind of a pain in this get-up.

well, there's is putting in the curtosey fly...

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:28 am

Just remember when it's dark out, half that stuff on appearance doesn't matter. And the other half can be overlooked with a couple of stiff shots of tee-kill-ya. This greatly expands the crushability options.

Right now my acetylene torch is more sexy than most of the women I've met. (with one very notable exception). And having a gallon of tee-kill-ya won't help.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 10:08 am

Sexy is a state of mind, and our most powerful sexual organ is our brain. Think on that one!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:18 am

I take it back< I was reading the confessions thread and now I have a crush on JIH

J · Post by J » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:55 pm

alice wrote:
J wrote:I have a crush on Alice (and Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman- but that's another story).
we're actually the same person, but i think you already knew that.

hmmm, I was going to try and plan a little get together between the 3 of us, I guess we'll just have to do things a second time (maybe and eight or ninth time).

J

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 2:37 am

i have a crush on someone...

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 9:39 am

Johnny Depp? Did I mention one of his best roles was "Dead Man"?

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:09 am

lol... no. someone i actually have a chance with.

and i've been meaning to see dead man.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 2:10 pm

Don Muerto wrote:Johnny Depp? Did I mention one of his best roles was "Dead Man"?

GAAAAAAAAAAAA Johnny Depp! *Drool* and "Dead Man" was awesome. I was the only person who ever rented it in HowELL MI. I even married a guy who looks like him ( ask alice, she has seen Alex in person) OK, so what is more depressing:
A: Johnny is 40
B: His wife is 2 years younger than me,
C: His wife is 2 years younger than me and already has 2 kids
D All of the above combined

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 8:58 am

Depends on how old you are.

gizray · Post by **gizray** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:37 am

hey ab,
i think that you should add to your choices of what sucks the most: e) spent time in howell, mi.

that will win every time, don't you think?

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:21 pm

That would win, at least Hale Mi has the cool wilderness factor HowELL just sucks. How did you know that?
BTW Johnny Depps wife is 26

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:47 pm

FUCK! <wrong thread, I know> I am gone for a week and receive a playa crush. I call bullshit on that.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:53 pm

Hey, it's better than nobody having a crush on you. Man, it's lonely at the top.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 1:27 pm

Today, i have a crush on life.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:44 am

>>joint custody

Between Lydia and technopatra? There goes whatever slight hope of geting stuff done today that I may have had, I've got a lot of daygreaming to do!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:58 pm

The couple I had a crush on broke up! That sucks...Sort of, now I can focus on the girl... I need a girlfrind anyway, one who is not 10 years younger than me. ( Alice... notice that I specified NOT *younger*, I'm fine with an older girl... ) I also must say I have a crush on JIH, but I get the feeling she is not really into married (to an male) chicks. I ave a bunch of gay frinds who find us married bi's suspicious... With good reson! my keyboars is not working so good, no its my fingsers, better go.

Jean · Post by **Jean** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:38 pm

I have a crush on Don Muerto for this:

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DE FACTO wrote:
Does anyone understand me?

Don Muerto replied:
Yes, I understand you.

You consider yourself as an intellectual provocateur whose cryptic, but prolific, postings provide a catalyst for fomenting intelligent culture and discourse.

As a "meta-thinker" you are often misunderstood by even the most intelligent of the intellectual community you serve, precisely because you eschew the normal methods of contribution, (content, wit, considered opinion, spelling), and instead focus on a relationship of misunderstood service.

Not unlike a feudal lord protecting his serfs, you must sometimes make hard decisions that protect and promote the kingdom. Sure, the peasantry and minor gentry may complain about the bodies and blood, but that is simply because they lack your lofty perspective. Your eye is on the larger issues that affect every man, woman and child in creation.

It's a lonely road, <sigh>, but you are capable of great sacrifice in the service of your flock.

That's how *you* understand yourself. Here is *my* take:

You are the guy who runs around this room flapping his wings and farting and believes that he is flying.

(sorry for feeding the troll everybody)