The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:07 am

Ok, Ive hired these two batendress' to make sure no one goes without!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:20 am

Thanks! I'm sure they'll do just fine.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:44 am

Girls, get that man a DRINK!

sheesh...good help is so hard to find!

alright boy's this one says she doesnt know how to make drinks, but I hired her to just sit on the bar...then you wont realize your still thirsty!

And this one is for OUR female population to stare at, funny when your mouth is wet, your not so thirsty eh ladies?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:01 am

Mozy bonz wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:jewel... as long as it can also be for cunnilingus.
good call joel...

MB...

there are few things more gratifying than the view from between a womans' legs as she writhes in pleasure from cunnilingus.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:26 am

Amen!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:08 am

I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crackers, but WHAT is that thing on his head?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:21 am

Bartendresses! A round of beers!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:31 am

From a dark back corner of the barâ€¦.a trap door opens and an arm grabs a whisky bottle off a table where it had been sitting. Then the trap door creeks closed.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:33 am

Woohoo! Soft porn returns to the bar. It's been too too long. Here's to (silicone) titties and beer!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 am

YeeHaw!

Here`s to soft porn !!!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:56 am

Mozy bonz wrote:From a dark back corner of the barâ€¦.a trap door opens and an arm grabs a whisky bottle off a table where it had been sitting. Then the trap door creeks closed.

whoa dude, wait for me.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:03 pm

The trap door opens and a mans brain flops on to the floor as the door creeks closed~~

whoa dude, wait for me.

Door opens Come on... ere~~

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:04 pm

....now That is fucked up!

...hey got any more of that?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:08 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:....now That is fucked up!

...hey got any more of that?

Door opens Come on... ere~~

>Mozy puts his brain back in< door creeks shut

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:12 pm

...that`s what I`m talking about!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:59 pm

mojo wrote:I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crackers, but WHAT is that thing on his head?

well in honor of BC...Its cock fluff!

I wanna go to the studio MozY!!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:18 pm

Zule!!!

Come say hi!!!!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:21 pm

If he won't, I will............hey CC!!! How've you been?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:24 pm

Been doing good, J. Working, making art, and drinking- All the necessities for contentment. You? I'm playing up at the radioshow and just found out that they are doing a sports broadcast tonight which will cut my show short...b a s t a r d s...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:27 pm

are you doing the show now? if so, send me the link and you can dedicate a song to me............please?

i'm beat tonight. trying to replenish my jewel inventory for my next gig. gonna hopefully see bin along the way. gotta make him a bm necklace too. still have yours?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:29 pm

Yes, I still have the necklace, it's awsome. The link for the show is:
http://www.eou.edu/keol
J***, if you can and want, can you post me a picture from this year at the bar? I want to reminisce

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:32 pm

Your request is up next:
"Snow Cherries From France" by Tori Amos
Enjoy and hugs.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:32 pm

i'll try to post one now..........might take a few minutes to re-figure out how to do it............hang on partner. let me turn your show on the other computer first though. my speakers aren't working on this one.........
please hold

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:34 pm

Please hold? Hold what?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:36 pm

How ya doing tonight Heli?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:41 pm

Howdy Clark con!!!
Nice song!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:42 pm

Got a guest who did the day shift at Chee%$hs today on her way from Vegas.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:42 pm

Desert Duck..........bartender not to be fucked with

jewel dropping a barbie head off........

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:46 pm

Night yall love ya. Zule, J***, Pinemom.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:48 pm

shoegirl and ibdave.......wood burning thru a glass ball.......

view of the bar from the Damn Fucking Texans trailer roof