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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm

Jewel*** wrote:my husband is a FUCKING DICKWAD...........i fucking can't win.
yes, you fucking can... quit fucking quitting before you succeed.

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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:58 pm

Jewel*** wrote:my husband is a FUCKING DICKWAD...........i fucking can't win.
You don't have to WIN, just cum out even or on top, make sure the loser loses (edit) FUCK!!!
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Post by the fire elf » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:09 pm

EspressoDude wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:my husband is a FUCKING DICKWAD...........i fucking can't win.
You don't have to WIN, just cum out even or on top, make sure the loser loses (edit) FUCK!!!
what's the game?

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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:01 pm

Jewel -

that blows, I know how you feel. it helps to talk so find your best friend and talk to them about whats going on.

find a release, and do not keep it bottled up inside - that just leads to other problems.
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Post by the fire elf » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:56 pm

*roar*
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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:08 pm

thanks all. i know i'll fucking win in the end, it's just a fucking shitty game.

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Post by helitack » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:18 pm

Some of us have been through the shitty game before, lost one 6 years ago, after 12 years. Fuck. Then, in May, I lost the absolute love of my life, never ever felt the passion I felt with her, ever. Three years of Wow. Now it's gone. Fuck. For me it is most difficult since I live in the middle of BFE. Sure there has been a couple of fill the gap things, but they cannot equal the feelings that I once had. Fuck. Fuck the shitty game.
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:28 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Jewel -
find a release, and do not keep it bottled up inside
Jewel*** may i suggest some travel to illinois?

or considering winter guests from illinois?

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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:49 pm

JTO........you are fucking funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anytime you're in the neighborhood you're welcome to visit. i don't cook, so you'll have to take care of that yourself though.

note to self: get a fucking padlock on the bedroom door!!!

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Post by helitack » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:09 pm

Fuck. Remember there is Vegas and the surrounding area, and I do cook, very well...




...and you wouldn't need a lock...
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:00 am

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:14 am

Jewel*** wrote:JTO........you are fucking funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anytime you're in the neighborhood you're welcome to visit. i don't cook, so you'll have to take care of that yourself though.

note to self: get a fucking padlock on the bedroom door!!!
its okay, jewel, you don't have to lock me in...

and i wouldn't go where there was a fucking lock to keep me out.

Heli... i am still planning on the fucking desert in january.

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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:18 am

Fuckin A!


Did you realize that there are people ere that post things in the wrong fucking threads. Fuck
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Post by spectabillis » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:31 pm

Fuckin A is right heli!

get this, i think we found a new home for you! http://dpw.tribe.net/thread/20156884-27 ... 4ef77534e9 i am sure the rest of the apokiliptikans would love to chip in for a ticket, just let me run it by sue and the kernul first! just make sure you are standing on the right side of your bi-polar swing for your first interview!

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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:56 pm

Neener Neener...
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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:55 pm

could'a designed a better format
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:03 pm

spectabillis wrote:Fuckin A is right heli!

get this, i think we found a new home for you! http://dpw.tribe.net/thread/20156884-27 ... 4ef77534e9 i am sure the rest of the apokiliptikans would love to chip in for a ticket, just let me run it by sue and the kernul first! just make sure you are standing on the right side of your bi-polar swing for your first interview!
pardon fucking me...

"bi-polar swing".... excuse me, are we discussing mental illness?

what is that smell?

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:07 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
spectabillis wrote:"bi-polar swing".... excuse me, are we discussing mental illness?

what is that smell?
i once herd scent delusion was a sign of the onset of schizophrenia
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:09 pm

the fire elf wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:
spectabillis wrote:"bi-polar swing".... excuse me, are we discussing mental illness?
what is that smell?
i once heard scent delusion was a sign of the onset of schizophrenia
or something actually fucking stinks.... like.... hmmmm? hypocrisy.

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:16 pm

howso?
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Post by spectabillis » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:20 pm

the fire elf wrote:could'a designed a better format
sorry tfe, but i think they would eat you alive. heli seems more of a survivor.

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:22 pm

don't enjoy the aesthetic of the layout... i've adapted to this and two others... three of my choices
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Post by spectabillis » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:25 pm

you seem at home here!



and i forgot, FUCKITY FUCK FUCK dis be buggin!

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Post by spectabillis » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:35 pm

joel the ornery wrote:or something actually fucking stinks.... like.... hmmmm? hypocrisy.
only if you fuck*ing apply it to one fuck*ing person while ignoring the fuck*ing fact that someone has done it time and again to others. whats the fuck*ing problem? getting a sour smell of selective application? getting a fuck*ing taste of double standards? ingnoring any fuck*ing application as this applies to HISTORY? trying to apply it only to those who you fuck*ing choose to while vainly tring to pre-emptively point fuck*ing fingers?

fuck*ing try again.

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:36 pm

fuck...i wonder why i take everything personally
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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:37 pm

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Post by spectabillis » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:43 pm

oh fuck, i wouldnt take it personally. seriously, i think you have made a place here because a few others have told me they enjoy your presence, while no one has ever made any negative comments.

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Post by the fire elf » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:45 pm

spectabillis wrote:oh fuck, i wouldnt take it personally. seriously, i think you have made a place here because a few others have told me they enjoy your presence, while no one has ever made any negative comments.

swim in strange oceans, you run into strange currents. that path never provides stability of orientation but at least its a constant adventure that avoids the banal.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:54 am

Ahhhh . . . the best "fuck" ever. Thank you, gentlemen.
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Post by BAS » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:36 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Ahhhh . . . the best "fuck" ever. Thank you, gentlemen.
Well, fuck, I guess that's it for this thread then!
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