Monkeypoo's Boobies Are Going To Burning Man!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:22 am

Some friends of mine and I were talking about Burning Man last night on a few of the online lists. They're getting all excited about going out to the Burn. Me? Well, I'm the only one of our little group who is staying home this year. The subject "Critical Tits" came up and, of course, then I really started to feel sorry for myself.

So one of my girlie-friends and my friend Mark says, "Hey! Monkeypoo!! Send me a picture of your boobies and I'll print it out and put it on a piece of cardboard and I'll hold the picture up as I ride during Critical Tits!!" So I did.

I'm being represented by two women this year (so far)!! Woo-hoo!!

My friend Mark is really getting into it too. He's going to do a "Monkeypoo's Boobies Photo Art Project" out there. He's going to print out my boobies on 8 x 14 paper, and spray-glue the pic to some cardboard. He's calling it one of those wacky moments of his and he'll tell people, "Monkeypoo couldn't make it to the Playa, but she sent her boobies..." Then they'll have a Photo Session -- to see whose head looks best with my boobies!! Sort of like the "Little Mermaid" photo board where you put your head through the cut out and get your picture taken at Disneyland.

There's more than one way to go to Burning Man and participate! I'm excited already!

Let me know if you find my boobies out there, and make sure they have a great time, OK? Oh, and always use sunscreen!

Woot!

(edited because I spelled something wrong! Doh!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:48 pm

What if we can't make it out to the Playa MonkeyPoo?
Can we get a picture and pretend we're there?

HEHEHE!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:52 pm

You should send your boobies too!!!!
Everyone should send a pic of their boobies or genitalia!!

OK. Here's an UPDATE...

So far Monkeypoo's Boobies are becoming very BUSY!!!

Itinerary of Monkeypoo's Boobies at Burning Man 2006:

* Driving Cross-Country from Georgia to BRC Nevada
* Driving from Arizona to BRC Nevada
* Driving from the PNW to BRC Nevada
* Driving from Texas to BRC Nevada
* Driving from Sacramento to BRC Nevada
* Mark and his Photo Session Shoot (say BOOBY!!)
* Lamplighters (my boobies will light the way!)
* Hanging out at Big Puffy Yellow Camp
* Hanging out at Transformus West
* Group Photo Shoots
* Critical Tits Bike Run (represented by 2 women so far!)
* Getting Greeted at the Gate (no spanking the nipples, man!)
* Morning Coffee at Center Camp (Mocha Latte, please?)
* Gets to be there to see the Man BURN on Burn Night!!!!

This is almost too much for my boobies to handle!!!
My boobies are gonna have so much FUN!!
I hope they get painted...
I hope they get some sun, but not too much!!
I hope they get felt up!!!

**happy excited giggles**

Can I put my boobies as my avatar or will I get in trouble for that???

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:55 pm

MonkeyPOO!!! HI!!

I can't see why you couldn't put your boobies up as an avatar!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:05 pm

I can't see them yet!

TeeHee!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:25 pm

OMG!!!! I can't believe I did this....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:38 pm

They were there for 2 minutes, then I chickened out!!!!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:11 pm

Hey if a dick shows up, it might be my penis. I know my penis and he loves to have his picture taken between two big american breasts. If he does just humor him a little and stroke him until I get there

AIIZ

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:51 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Hey if a dick shows up, it might be my penis. I know my penis and he loves to have his picture taken between two big american breasts. If he does just humor him a little and stroke him until I get there -- AIIZ

HEY!!! My boobies will have their nipples looking out for your penis!! I'm hoping they have a fun time and a little action out there!!

Public Service Announcement:

Will you help?

Poor Monkeypoo can't make it to the playa this year. **insert sad face of Monkeypoo here**

In a last ditch effort to get to the playa, a few kind souls have volunteered and started the "Monkeypoo's Boobies Go To Burning Man" Campaign. Think of how this will make Monkeypoo smile!

For no more than the cost to print out her boobies on a piece of paper, you too can make a huge difference in this Burner Chic's life. She loves to travel! She won't even get car sick! Her boobies don't eat much, but they do like to be eaten!

Will you help? This tiny little gift of yours will last a lifetime in Monkeypoo's heart, not to mention the warm smile that your act of kindness will put upon her face! Please take the pledge. Operators are standing by now for your call.

Will you promise to walk around the playa with Monkeypoo's Boobies for a day and show her the sites? Will you make sure she gets enough sunscreen and enough water? Will you make sure she gets her picture taken in front of the Man?

Thank you for your support in this Campaign!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:03 pm

I think Monkeypoo's Boobies should hang out in the eplaya bar also. We love Monkeypoo's Boobies when they hang out.. **SMOOCH**

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:11 pm

Ha, this is fantastic. Perhaps your friend could make a few of these boobie boards, lend them out for photo ops around BRC, and trade e-mail info when he gets 'em back. Then you can get a whole buncha photos of people with your boobies at play... in more places than your real boobies would ever be able to hit were they there in person! What's more, you could be checking out someone's BRC photo webpage way after the fact and there, in the background, will be someone wearing your boobies! Of course, perhaps not all of the boobie boards will return, which can be fine, if you don't mind your boobies going off on unknown adventures.

AND, just think of the fanbase your boobies will have by the time you return in '07. Your boobies will have a posse!

(posse, I said)

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:22 pm

This is great! can't wait to see what continues to happen with the "Boobie project".................carry on

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:44 pm

Somebody needs to take Monkeypoo's Boobies to the Eplaya Bar.

Volunteers?

I want group shots...and shots of tequila!! I'll even buy the first round.

Make sure the nipples don't get too drunk.

Take 'em to Center Camp too!! ...and to see the Man!!
The Man makes my nipples soooooo hard!!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:03 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Somebody needs to take Monkeypoo's Boobies to the Eplaya Bar.

Volunteers?

I want group shots...and shots of tequila!! I'll even buy the first round.

Make sure the nipples don't get too drunk.

Take 'em to Center Camp too!! ...and to see the Man!!
The Man makes my nipples soooooo hard!!!!

Me... I am good with Boobies. Some of my best friends are Boobies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:06 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:24 pm

Now THOSE are some NICE boobies, I tell ya!!!

Wouldn't want 'em peckin' on my nipples, tho'......

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:03 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Now THOSE are some NICE boobies, I tell ya!!!

You know, Monk Poo, your avatar is quite small but what are those greenie bud like things filling the space between those big american breasts?

AIIZ

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:51 pm

Big american buds, baby..... all laid out on my chest....

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:40 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Big american buds, baby..... all laid out on my chest....

Lord ha' mercy! Now THAT is HEAVEN!

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:12 am

Holy smokes!

If your boobies are around, I'll take them on some adventures. Just let me know your buddy's location on the playa.

I must warn you: my wife and I might have a two-and-a-half-some with your boobies. Especially if they bring that green garland.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:01 pm

OK!!! Right about now Monkeypoo's Boobies should be in Black Rock City!!! I'll bet they are having a really good time already!!!

I hope they come back with a nice golden brown tan...and at least with some painted flames adorning them. Monkeypoo loves having her boobies painted in colorful latex!!!!

*sigh*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:40 am

OK. I don't have any official playa reports yet, but my Spiderman-Boobie-Senses tell me that Monkeypoo's Boobies got sunburnt yesterday. Badly. I'm gonna have to spank some major asses when my friends get back for not taking proper care and neglecting to use sunscreen on my fragile white mammaries.

I'll bet they all were drunk and forgot about my poor boobies. Probably let 'em out in the sun. Dammit!

Jeez, if ya' want something done right, ya' gotta do it yourself! I hope my friends take extra care with 'em today and nurse 'em and give 'em a bit of aloe. I hate peeling. Hopefully, they'll be okay and not in too much pain.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:36 pm

You know you gotta work it like the little love monkey that you are.

What? I'm just saying...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:21 pm

Oh..OK!! Well, lets' see if this works...

**goes running off onto the playa with her boobies bouncing and shaking up and down wild and free**

HEY!!!! Yeah - YOU!!! I need sunscreen on these perky beautiful American breasts!!!

Ohhhh...yeahhhhh...that feels sooooo good.... Thank you!

**grabs the burner's nuts gently, grins, then runs off to join in on the Critical Tits Bike Run, titties bouncing in the warm, beautiful sun**

I LOVE MY BOOBIES!!!! I LOVE MY BOOBIES!!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:12 pm

I need to know....

Did my virtual boobies have a GOOD TIME out there on the playa??!!!!

Inquiring nipples wanna KNOW!!!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:26 pm

"Things Monkeypoo's Boobies did while out at Burning Man 2006"

I shall keep all my guilty friends' names anonymous to protect the guilty.

PART ONE: From Charlotte NC to Washington to Burning Man in Nevada via The Rain Forest Refugee Camp

"M" took Monkeypoo's Boobies to BM all the way from Washington state. Woo-hoo! I love the great state of Washington. So did my Boobies!!! They got to travel with many folks in kind of a convoy of Burner Friends from Oregon, Washington and Canada. Along the way, they even got to see the really cool lava flows in Oregon! Monkeypoo's Boobies LOVE Nature and the outdoors! Monkeypoo's Boobies had a really good time staying at the Rain Forest Refugee Camp this year (among many other places). Lots of people got their pictures taken with Monkeypoo's Boobies. There are pics at the Nevada State Line, and at the Greeters Station too! I hope somebody spanked my nipples! They like that. During the week at the RFRC, my Boobies lounged around and took it easy in the beautiful water mist that surrounded the camp. Hey... It was a fucking rainforest after all. I am glad my friends kept my boobies in the shade and kept them cool and moist. Some people kissed my boobie nipples. I didn't mind at all. Later on in the week they went riding in teh Critical Tits Bike Race!! Woo-hoo!!!!

The RFRC also took my boobies to the Burn. They had an awesome time there too. When the Man finally went up in flames, my Boobies were crumbled into a ball and thrown into the fire of the Man!!! Talk about a majorly cool flying experience!!! My Boobies must have been in sheer fucking Heaven!!! I'll bet my Boobies were screaming, "Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Look everybody -- I'M FLYING!!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!" What a fucking way to die....burning up with THE MAN.... **hold still my heart**

I later found out that "M" had made a second copy of my Boobies and kept them for his collection. I don't mind at all. It's a small price to pay for all the fun he gave my Boobies out on the playa. Next year I'm hoping to wiggle my boobies in front of "M"s face for REAL to really show my gratitude. Thank you, friend.... xoxoxoxoxo

Stay tuned for PART TWO: A Charlotte Artist Takes Monkeypoo's Boobies to the Playa & they end up with a Disgruntled Postal Worker!!!!!

**oh my**

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:50 pm

"Things Monkeypoo's Boobies did while out at Burning Man 2006"

PART TWO: From Charlotte NC all the way across these great United States of America!!!!!

Details are very sketchy on this leg of the trip. I was hoping to get a full report, buta alas, I know people had other things to do and many places to see. "Miss Sh--a" took Monkeypoo's Boobies to BM all the way from Charlotte NC.

MS is a very interesting, eclectic and beautiful fucking graphics artist who resides here in beautiful Charlotte NC in the very artsy NODA district. I have a whole lot of respect for Miss Sh--a and her husband J---, who is a fabulous transgender. Anyhoo, she printed out Monkeypoo's Boobies IN LIVING COLOR on an 8 x 11 piece of paper and brought 'em with her to the Big Puffy Yellow Camp (BPYC). Before doing so, she took colorful magic markers and decorated them. Talk about PRETTY!!!! The picture she created from the photo was supurb!!! What a WORK OF ART!!!!!! Woo-hoo!!! MY BOOBIES WERE AN ART PROJECT!!!!!

Pictures were taken of Monkeypoo's Boobies on Miss Sh---'s bicycle seat. The bicycle seat smelled VERY nice, lemme tell ya!!!

Her bicycle was also decorated beautifully and caked with playa dust. Monkeypoo's Boobies LOVE to be caked in playa dust.... **whimper**

I later found out that Mis Sh--a had come across a disgruntled Postal Worker on the Playa. To make him happy, she gave him the beautifully ornate picture of my Boobies to make him HAPPY again and not so Disgruntled anymore. The pic is pretty cool, I must say. He looked VERY happy and not so disgruntled anymore.

I have a pic of the Disgruntled Postal Worker KISSING my Boobies!!!!!!!!! **tingle tingle**

Next year (or hopefully sooner) I'm hoping to wiggle my boobies in front of Mis Sh--a's face (and maybe her husband's too) to really show my gratitude and love for taking my boobies 3000 miles across the states to Burning Man. Thank you, friend(s).... xoxoxoxoxo

PS: Mr. Disgruntled Postal Worker? Who are you and what are you doing with my Boobies right now???!!!!

Stay tuned for PART THREE: Monkeypoo's Boobies Go Back HOME to BRC via Texas and all states inbetween!!! Woo-hoo!!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:57 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Big american buds, baby..... all laid out on my chest....

OK...I have to confess. Those were not big green American buds. It was a green scarf...but HEY!!! If anyone wants to lay some green buds across my beautiful American chest and take pics, I think I could be talked into it.

I am sorry I fibbed.

I think I deserve a spanking for this. *whimpers and grins maniacally*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:08 pm

"Things Monkeypoo's Boobies did while out at Burning Man 2006"

PART THREE: Monkeypoo's Boobies Go Back HOME to BRC via Texas and all states inbetween!!! Woo-hoo!!!!

Miss Birdie (her name has been changed to protect the naughty bird that she is) took Monkeypoo's Boobies to Critical TITS. How appropriate....

She strapped my Boobies to her back and went out to the Man. It was a very dusty day..a day in which Miss Monkeypoo would have relished!!!!!! ...and do Monkeypoo's Boobies care?? I THINK NOT!!! Thousands THOUSANDS!!!!!! of women congrigated again at the MAN. Looking back upon my friend's recollection, I can take myself back there, remembering my very first Critical Tits Run...

*sighs, moans, tittilations and longing to be there in real life again**

OK...flash back to 2003... My first Critical Tits EVER in real life? FUCK YEAH!!!! I got my boobies painted like a leopard. BEAUTIFUL. Totally the TITS...(no pun intended).... BUT I GOTTA TELL YA -- when I went back to camp, my friends were like OOOHing and AHHHing..... "Oh, Donita, THAT is SOOOOO beautiful..." **blushes innocently but not so innocently cuz she is LOVIN' the attention**

We rode.... I rode... I may not have been there in reality, but I was THERE in Spirit..

Thank you, my friend.... xoxoxoxooxoxox

See you at Transformus next year again.... xoxooxoxoxoxoxo

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:10 pm

OKAY!!! It's that time of year again.............

and FUCKING GOD DAMMIT -- I'm not able to go out to the Playa again this year.

Life is so cruel sometimes....

SO......

QUICK!!!!!

Hurry and save 'em. Photobucket will delete them soon.

Please take my boobies out to BM 2009.
Take them out and show 'em a good time!!
Lick them, suck them, tweak them, make an ART project out of them!!
Take them on Critical Tits!!
Show them to Larry!!!
PLEASE!!!!! YAY!! WOOT!!!

I PROMISE I (and my boobies) WILL BE ON PLAYA IN 2010!!!!!!!!!

I love my freakiness. Off and on playa.